1. A second-class friend came to my house to play, and I poured him a glass of Sprite. He took it and accidentally knocked it down on the coffee table, and Sprite spilled out, and the two goods looked green. One flipped over my table, grabbed me by the collar and said, "Is there poison in the TMD water?" ”
2. Go to the hospital and ask the expert if there is anything to lose weight without dieting and exercise. Experts say yes. I asked what it was. He said it was garlic. I didn't think it was right at first, but then I thought, it makes sense, garlic has the effect of burning fat to promote metabolism. Experts say that garlic can keep others away from you, and the farther away you are, the smaller you look at.
3. Confess to the goddess today! She shyly told me to wait for her at the school gate after school, I couldn't believe that happiness came so suddenly! The long wait passed, and the moment I saw her figure, I slipped away without a fight. I hated my cowardice, and I hated the knife in the hand of the bastard who wore a big gold chain next to her.
4. Many years ago, I was eating ice cream in front of my house, and a child in the distance looked at my ice cream and swallowed straight, I saw that he was pitiful, called over, gave him a stool and said, Come, sit and watch... Many years later, I went on a blind date and went to the woman's house, and she had a younger brother, and his brother asked me; do you want to marry my sister? I nodded, wondering what he meant, and he pointed to the couch behind him and said, "Come, sit and think."
5. There are small hamsters for sale at the school gate, attracted by cute little hamsters, ready to buy one, and then the vendor said that there is a very cute purple warehouse, like to pretend to be dead, I picked it up and moved it is indeed not moving, instantly was cute, the next day after getting to the dormitory, I found that it was still not moving... Ten million CNMs rushed through, that big brother you give me out, I promise not to kill you!
6. In the second year of high school, the class teacher was a lewd middle-aged glasses man, and the late self-study was always a classmate who secretly grabbed the speech. One night, he quietly stuck his head out of the old-fashioned window with anti-theft iron railings and suddenly roared, "Whoever talks about getting out again!" The class was suddenly quiet. A minute later, his ghostly voice floated overhead: "That, my head is stuck here and can't get out, who of you can help me?" ”
7. Wife special two, yesterday was bitten by the family dog, this goods is actually not angry. I also helped the dog take a good bath and dried it with a hair dryer, and I was wondering if she should complain with virtue. But then, the orgasm came, and she bit the dog gorgeously, and the dog escaped with a miserable sound...
8. On the road, the old man accidentally rubbed into the car of the young people in the society, and there were a few scratches on the body. The young man scolded the old man and made the old man lose money, and the old man cried in a hurry. At this time, a kind old lady in the crowd whispered to Uncle: "Uncle, you lie down, you know..." The old man blushed and replied angrily, "I understand your sister, when are you still thinking about that..."
9. One day on the road met a porcelain old lady, how to say that do not have to go to ask for money, I was anxious, thinking back to the paragraph has a very good skill, so I picked up the phone and pretended to call. Dad, put half a million on my card, and I'm going to kill someone. At this time, the old lady slapped me on the ground with a big slap, driving an electric car to install what a rich and handsome ah. And then............ I lay calmly on the ground!
10. When I was a child, I was four or five years old, I slept with my father and mother, pulled a bed xiang in the middle of the night, afraid that my parents would see it, touching the black hand to hold Xiangxiang out to wash, before getting out of bed, let my mother's legs be mixed down, one hand of Xiangquan greeted my father's face, you will never know my father's venomous eyes, saying that it is mostly tears!