#我的花样生活 #
Cupid's Covenant
Put down the phone, my mind stuffed with paste. Staggering from the room to the hall. Tan is watching TV, a large 21-inch machine head, dotted with snowflakes. That's what we got back from a second-hand shop two years ago. I have always believed that if you have a home, you must have a TV, and without a TV you can't have a home. When I first bought it back, it was opened every day, and then because I didn't install a set-top box, a few channels were boring, and slowly I didn't open it often. Occasionally three or two friends would come over to play, saying that it was strange that they were about to turn on the TV when they came, and before I could stop it, sparks would erupt from behind the big nose. Later, regardless of his personal safety, Tan studied hard for maintenance, and I covered my face with my hands to watch the hilarity, afraid that the sparks would erupt and disfigure.
"Dad just informed us that the first 6th of next month is the auspicious day of wang Dao, and told us to go home and register for marriage." I sat on the couch like a wooden chicken. Tan obviously did not react either, and pulled out his mobile phone to check the calendar. "No need to look it up, it's less than 20 days." I'm still expressionless. I can't believe that I'm going to be Tan's wife. All along, I was convinced I would marry him. But not now, when you become someone else's wife, you have to put on the shackles of the three from the four virtues, filial piety to your in-laws, and teach your husband and son. But can I handle the mother-in-law relationship well? Moreover, I don't want to have children so soon, and once I register, I will not be forced to pass on the generations. In love, you can be innocent and carefree. Marriage is a lifelong commitment.
Originally, a man and woman who had been in contact for a long time should be excited to learn that they were going to get married, and it was the good wishes of their parents. Seeing that I was not guarding the house, Tan asked me what I was thinking blindly. Looking at his indifferent expression, I began to be anxious. "Then I ask you, do you want to marry me?" "Think." He lengthened his voice and said, "Being able to marry you is a blessing that I have cultivated in ten lifetimes." "Don't you find it incredible?" We will soon be husband and wife. Don't you think it's too sudden, and you haven't been mentally prepared? "I still don't want to accept this fact, like a child who has done something wrong, worried about the day when adults will find out." Tan stared at the TV seriously, and at the same time, there was not a word that should be with me. "I don't think it's strange at all, isn't it natural that we have to register?" I just didn't expect it to be as fast as next month. ”
I think men are really cold-blooded animals. Marriage is a lifelong thing, how to show on their faces, as if it is as common as eating. However, I am not normal anymore. During the day, I go to work confused and have no intention of doing things. At night, sleepless. The mind is full of thoughts, to register, to register, what to do? I haven't confirmed that I'll be happy if I follow him. No, you can't sign a deed of sale like this. However, why can't I sign it? Is he bad?
I seriously recall the bad coming of tan. Mediocre appearance, the family has a dangerous room, grumpy, does not help to do housework, is dumb when provoking people to be angry, picky eaters, and difficult to serve. At the beginning of love, the cold greeted warmly, cared for and prepared, and occasionally had a little sweet talk. Nowadays, men earn money and women do housework, which is a matter of course. But for women who have to earn money and do housework, I finally broke out in a day's quarrel: "In the morning, I want to be a human flesh alarm clock, and you shout a hundred times before you get up slowly." When I got home from work, I immediately lay down on the couch and went to sleep, and when I had finished my meal and shouted a thousand times, you reluctantly got up to eat. At night the neighbors all went to bed with the lights out, and I shouted ten thousand times before you slowly went to the shower. After taking a shower, I excused my hair was still wet, played on the computer until midnight, and ran to sleep after I shouted a hundred million times. "Men's faces are made of cowhide, while women's ramblings are caused by men. I think that in addition to the above bad things, there should be no other shortcomings.
Life is as ordinary as ever. I still haven't gotten the answer I want. So after a series of trivial chores in one day, I decided, Tan, I'll marry you anyway. Anyway, if you don't have the opportunity to marry a rich and handsome man, it is better to marry you who are familiar with you.
That day finally came. Our car was shuttling through the streets, Tan said, probably lost. We have no idea where the Civil Affairs Bureau is. After asking several people, they finally found the place to sign the contract with the help of a sanitation worker. Unfortunately, there is no parking space for those who look around. Tan said, good things are more grinding. I circled around again and parked the car in a parking space farther away. "Camphor, are you nervous?" After getting out of the car, he took my hand and asked me. "You're so stupid, you don't even recognize the road, and you don't feel safe marrying you." I said sadly. Tan took my hand and trotted all the way in the direction of the Civil Affairs Bureau, "I will definitely not get lost in the future, so you can rest assured to follow me!" ”
There are many categories of people who have to get along with. Polite and courteous, it is a stranger; gossip is commonplace, it is a friend; talking about wine is knowing; looking back and smiling is an ambiguous object; the wind and snow are the relationship between male and female friends; chai rice oil salt sauce vinegar tea, is husband and wife. Tan just held my hand like this, and was about to embark on a married life that was justified.
What followed was a series of queues in the Civil Affairs Bureau. Queue up to register information, line up to compare photos, queue up to get a certificate, queue up to read the oath. When Tan and I signed our respective names, we looked at each other and smiled. Who would have thought that my palms were sweating. After that, he was taken to the place where the marriage license was issued. The photographer said: ----- the bride and groom holding flowers together and smiling at the camera. ----- bride and groom each holding a marriage license and smiling at the camera. ----- the bride and groom face to face and look at each other and smile. -----------
We were photographed like puppets. I secretly told Tan that now the Civil Affairs Bureau has such a good service, you can also help take pictures. Who expected that when we looked at the photos in the computer, it turned out to be a fee, a 299 yuan photo album package, including 8 photos, send a photo album, a marriage certificate set card, and also send a crystal. As soon as I heard it, I was angry and felt cheated. It was so formal that when we were asked to recite the oath, it turned out that we were all given a condom.
Hearing that we were too expensive, the other party said that it was possible to take 100 yuan for 2 photos. Oh my God, it's better to grab the money. "Please delete our photos from your computer, we don't want them." I said politely to the big mom photographer. Although I didn't get a photo in the end, I was a little sorry, but looking at the two people with their heads next to each other on the marriage license, I couldn't help but smile.
Life is complicated, but getting married is so easy. As the days passed, it was many years since the Cupid Contract had been signed. Is it really that simple? I asked Tan quietly again. He said that after marriage, the woman is Tang Sanzang, as long as you don't chant the sutra in my ear every day, I think the day will be simpler!
