Do you love watching TV? Maybe you love. But compared to my girlfriend Tuesday, you'll find that your love for tv is too superficial.
I planned a topic in the newspaper, about living alone, nearly 1/3 of the people in the United States already live alone, China is also fast, by 2050, more than half of the people will live alone, so now it is too late to start practicing eating hot pot alone, watching movies alone, and singing KTV alone.
Girlfriend Tuesday is the most relaxed of any living person I know.
The sum of all human beings is not as cute as a TV. That's why Tuesday was alone. Television is the most delicious and moving, the most flesh-and-blood, the most thrilling and highest meaning of her life.
Television was her currency, her only measure.
If you are not willing to participate in any socializing, it is better to watch TV.
If you don't want to go outside for a minute, you might as well watch TV.
If you are not willing to pay attention to what money to buy and what stocks to study what funds, it is better to watch TV.
As long as you let her do anything that is not necessary to survive, she will directly say, I want to go home and watch TV.
Even when I invited her to play at home during the Mid-Autumn Festival, she scoffed, why didn't I watch TV when I had that time.
All the things that delay her watching TV are bad things.
All the people who influenced her to watch TV were villains.
Television is her gravity.
She had seen all the plays translated into Chinese on earth. She always chases dozens of dramas at the same time, some time ago chasing american dramas "Alien Neighbor", "Ghost House Contract", "Good Friend", "Very One", "Animal Clinic", "Gangster Angel", "Medical Edge", "Daddy Is Home", "Apartment 23", "Oversized"; British Drama "Royal Lawyer", "Newborn Six Residents", "Son-in-law Chaos"; Japanese drama "Don't Marry", "PRICELESS", "High School Entrance Examination", MONSTERS" "Intern Doctor Five", "Flower Lazy Cooking" Korean dramas "Big Feng Shui", "Miss You", "Can We Get Married"; animation "Strange Classmates in the Neighbor Seat", "Yuanqi Maiden Fate", "Fairy Tail"... Forget it, barely list such a drop in the ocean, mainly because an article is too small and there is not enough space.
Recently, she studied Spanish TV dramas, and found that it was better than German dramas, Indian dramas and Filipino dramas.
Last year, she rarely traveled, went to Hangzhou, did not have time to see the West Lake, insisted on using her mobile phone to watch the Korean drama "The Man of Queen Renxian", the Internet speed was too slow to watch an episode took 6 hours, even she felt that she was too determined.
For her, with television, why do she still have contact with humans?
She doesn't think that social disorder is a problem, and not loving to contact people is a disease - what logic is this, and not loving to watch TV is the disease.
As long as she deals with machines to solve things, she will never choose other options. Ordering takeaway is always processed on the computer to avoid making phone calls and having to talk to the orderer; deposits are always choosing ATMs; Taobao shopping is never nonsense, choosing good things is paid directly...
All her knowledge, life experience, worldview values almost all come from television, watching "Grey's Anatomy" to learn medical knowledge; watching "White House Heroes" to learn political principles; watching "The Secret Diary of a Call Girl" to understand the secrets of the British porn industry, and recently she gave a lecture in the newspaper about the American drama "Newsroom" teaching us about the media industry.
Her schedule is: get up at noon every day to go to work, leave work in the evening, go home to watch TV until five or six in the morning, sleep... And so on. What, too monotonous and too repetitive? The life that cannot be watched on TV at will is the real tragic world, not even monotonous repetition.
For her, the biggest advantage of living alone is that she can watch TV whenever she wants, watch as long as she wants, and watch which station you want to watch... You don't have to listen to anyone chirping and pointing around, otherwise you think about it, who can stand her abnormal human work and rest, who can stand her staring at the TV every day, it seems that the TV is the only living thing in the world, who can stand her daily movement radius at home is half a meter.
Don't bother with her perverted lifestyle——— she's watching TV and has no time to deal with you.
Prosperity is fleeting, but television is eternal.
Mimon http://www.douban.com/people/mimengbb/
