Today I went shopping with my sister and was ready to go home after shopping but I couldn't get a taxi. So I asked the traffic police next to me: Master, why can't I get a car here? Traffic police: If you stay away from me, you can get a taxi. I.......
2. Today I squeezed the bus.
When I looked back, I found that my bag had been opened by someone else!! I looked at my phone... The money was all there but I lost my homework book... Teacher: You... Give it to me... walk out!!
3. A friend introduces a girl
The girl was dressed with a low chest and a leaky back, so I quickly took off my coat and draped it on my sister, "The first time we meet, don't dress so revealingly," "Ah,!!! The girl screamed and ran out, leaving me naked and frantically messing around in the back.
8. Just now in the gym
A friend asked a fitness instructor: If I want to attract beautiful girls, what kind of fitness equipment do I need to use? The coach pointed out: There is an ATM over there!
