First, the only thing I admire about the princes is that this kind of thing actually has the courage to publish. ——Lu Xun, "Hot Wind, Estimation < Xueheng >"
Second, if human beings want to become immortals, they will be born on earth and will go to heaven. ——Lu Xun, "Hot Wind, Random Sense, Fifty-Seven"
We do not know whether pigs can be happy like men; but man is easily satisfied like pigs, and we often see it. ——Qian Zhongshu "Written on the Side of Life"
Fourth, you are not annoying, but it is useless. ——Qian Zhongshu "Siege of the City"
Fifth, if the spring equinox always blows such a bland face, it will be boring to think of that spring equinox. - Natsume Soseki, "I Am a Cat"
Sixth, that face, like the nineteenth century did not sell, the twentieth century smashed in the hands of the money-losing goods. - Natsume Soseki, "I Am a Cat"
Seventh, some people's faces are ugly like an unjust case. - Mu Xin, "Joan Meka Caprice"
Eighth, the fat girl attacked the flower shirt, and the flowers became fat. —— Mu Xin ,"The Past of Su Shou"
Nine, these bastard professors, not only do not know that they are discouraged, but also all day long, either you test, or I test, what is the test of his mother? ——Ji Xianlin's "Diary of Tsinghua Garden"
I braved the rain to go to the library to read the newspaper, and my manuscript had not yet been published, dammit. ——Ji Xianlin's "Diary of Tsinghua Garden"
I know that she is like a peacock in everything except not pretty. — Wilde, Portrait of Dowling Gray
Life is a stupid thing, chasing another stupid thing, and love is two stupid things, chasing after it.
Thirteen, the so-called literature, in my opinion, is: first write the article well and then say, the rest of the fuck. ——Wang Xiaobo, "The Silent Majority"
Fourteen, with the development of medicine, it does not matter if you lack morality, you can do artificial anus without a fart eye when you have a child, what are you afraid of? ——Wang Xiaobo, "The Golden Age"
Fifteen, people to the super stunning scenery, often can not find the right language, just like a dog barking. ——Wang Zengqi, "Taishan Tablets"
Sixteen, gardenia said: Fuck you, I just want this incense, the pain of incense is happy, can you fucking manage it? —— Wang Zengqi, "Summer"
Seventeen, the first time I saw your huge mouth swallowing elephants, I used to fantasize about the depth and breadth of it. Unfortunately, every time you open your mouth later, people always have a direct glimpse of your stomach. There is neither black ink nor blue ink, and you are malnourished. And you spit on the ground to show your generosity. ——In the afterglow
Why are you sitting there looking like an envelope with no low value written on it? --Mark Twain, The Collected Works of Mark Twain
Nineteen, you two pulled on my heart. --Dostoevsky
Twenty, I want to eat you, and I am afraid of tarnishing my spit. - Shakespeare, The Timon of Athens