Why is his poop so fragrant?

Text/Canghai Mingyuesheng

Paying attention to hygiene is a good habit, but overdoing is a disease, and this disease has a graceful name - cleanliness.

Let's take a look at a few strange and clean ancient people~

Wang Siwei, a person of the Southern Dynasty, did not learn to show, but his reputation for cleanliness was long ago.

At that time, there were no disposable gloves, the servant served him to change clothes, he had to wrap his fingers in white paper, at this time it was only 300 years since the Eastern Han Dynasty Cai Lun improved papermaking, and he could abuse paper like this, maybe his family was mining.

A wild dog sprinkled urine on the doorpost of his house, Wang Siwei quickly let people rinse, after washing or felt disgusting, and let people scrape with a knife, scraping after the heart is still unhappy, simply change a new one.

Wang Siwei is clean, lifting clothes left and right, and will wrap his fingers in white paper.

There was a dog house in the house, and Si Wei ordered the protégé to wash it, which was not yet ready, and even more so that it was scraped; the repetition was not enough, so it was ordered to be easy.

Zong Bing, who was a contemporary of Wang Siwei, was both a master of landscape painting and a pervert who was so clean that he had no friends.

Zong Bing, a native of Nanyang, Henan, was indifferent and did not like fame and fortune, repeatedly refused to be called by the imperial court, and his greatest hobby was to play in the mountains and rivers.

He has been visiting famous mountains and rivers for more than 30 years, and has left a monograph "Painting Landscape Sequence".

Zong Bing's family came to the guest, before waiting for the others to say goodbye, he could not wait to wipe the chair where the guest sat, over and over again, it is estimated that the guest's face is green after seeing it.

It is not difficult to understand why he wants to travel far, so clean that people without friends, it is difficult to suffocate at home without going out?

Zong Bing's sex is clean, and the guest builders go to the house and wash the bed.

Still in the Southern Dynasty, Sui'an County ordered Liu Cheng to lose his job because of his cleanliness.

Sui'an no longer exists, the Xin'an River is cut off, and the original ancient city is submerged in Qiandao Lake, Chun'an County, Hangzhou City, Zhejiang Province.

When Liu Cheng was the commander of Sui'an County, he carried out a campaign to clean the city with great fanfare, stipulating that not a single weed should grow on the street, and that large and small ponds should be cleaned regularly, and no sewage pests should be generated.

The people could not stand such harsh government, and a joint accusation brought him down.

Liu Cheng was not an official, but his heart was not bad, and he returned home with his own medical skills to open a clinic, and his children and grandchildren were very intelligent, and later developed into a family of medicine.

This is a talent of the wrong era, if it is now, it will definitely be able to do some performance in the Chuangcheng Office.

Sui'an ordered Liu Cheng to have a habit of cleanliness, sweeping Guo Yi in the county, the road was free of grass, the water was dirty, and the people were unbearable.

The Tang Dynasty landscape poet Pai Wang Wei, known as the "Poetry Buddha", his poetry is ethereal and pure, and the same is true in life.

Wang Wei could not tolerate a trace of dust in his home, so he specially prepared more than a dozen brooms to sweep the floor.

Wang Weiguan has done a lot of work, it is estimated that the area of the house is not small, in order to meet the daily cleaning needs, he also specially raised two slaves to full-time broom.

He should have heard of the Six Patriarchs Huineng:

Bodhi has no tree, and Spiegel is not a platform.

There is nothing in the original, where is the dust?

It seems that there is still not enough practice.

Wang Wei was a proper little fresh meat, and tang Xuanzong's sister Princess Yuzhen was ambiguous for a while, and after Wang Wei married his wife, the two broke off relations.

Even after Wang Wei lost his wife in middle age, Princess Yuzhen never looked for him again, and Wang Wei lived alone for more than twenty years, until his death.

It is worth mentioning that Li Bai, who was born in the same year as Wang Wei and died in the same year, did not interact with Wang Wei for life, and it is estimated that Li Bai, who is heroic, does not look up to such a sentimental Wang Wei.

Wang Wei lived in the River, the land did not tolerate dust, and there were dozens of brooms sweeping away every day.

The broom is tied to the broom, and sometimes it is not given.

The Famous Northern Song Dynasty Minister Wang Anshi was a well-known sloppy ghost, who was busy with government affairs all day long, did not bathe or wash his face, and had a long-term disgusting atmosphere on his body.

Once when Song Shenzong summoned him to discuss the change of law, Wang Anshi said spit all over the place.

Song Shenzong could hear the god, and he stared at a lice crawling out of Wang Anshi's neckline, watching it crawl all the way from his face to his beard, and couldn't help but laugh.

His wife and cousin, Wu Qiong, is a woman who loves cleanliness.

After Wang Anshi retired, there was a rattan bed borrowed from Yamen at home, and Madame Wang wanted to take it for herself, so how could Wang Anshi, who had been clean all his life, agree?

The two quarreled unsuccessfully, Wang Anshi stomped on the bed with bare feet a few times, and Madame Wang saw the situation and quickly asked someone to return it.

Mrs. Wang sewed clothes for her eldest son-in-law, and saw a cat lying next to the torn cloth, and she suspected that the cloth had been pulled by the cat, so she piled the cloth in the bathroom and let it rot and no longer give it away.

Wang Anshi did not have a concubine in his life, his two sons and two daughters were born to Wu Qiong, and it was really difficult enough for her to have four children for such a child.

Lady Wu of Jing, who is good and clean in nature, is incompatible with the public. Gong zi Jiang Ning begged to return to the private place, there was an official rattan bed, Wu fake used it and did not return it. Officials came to ask for it, and they did not dare to speak. He stepped straight up to the bed and leaned back for a long time. Wu saw it and ordered it to be returned. He also tasted the clothes made for the eldest daughter and gave them to his nephew, and the cracks would be completed, and suddenly there was a cat lying next to him, and the lady put the clothes under the bathroom, allowing them to be corrupt, and finally they would not be with anyone.

Rice calligraphy

Mi Fu, one of the four masters of calligraphy in the Northern Song Dynasty, had the habit of washing his hands before meals, but his washing method was unprecedented.

Mi Fu washed his hands with a special water bucket, and the servants poured down from the top with a long handle to avoid the accumulation of sewage, and did not use a towel to dry after washing, but kept slapping their palms until the water ran out.

After the visitors left, he had to rinse the table and chairs again to feel at ease.

Mi Fu used to be Dr. Tai Chang and was in charge of royal ceremonies.

He suspected that the sacrificial dress had been worn, so he took it home and washed it constantly, washing off all the cloud patterns on it, and was punished by the imperial court for this.

Emperor Huizong of Song rewarded The Brick Terrace on the side of Mi Fu, and Mi Fu never showed people easily if he obtained the most precious treasure.

His friend Zhou Renshu wanted to take it as already existed, so he softly ground hard to let Mi Fu take it out to watch, and when Mi Fu did not pay attention, Zhou Renshu spit into the yan and then used it to study ink.

Mi Fu saw this and quickly exclaimed, "Take it away, take it away!" Zhou Renshu got his wish.

Mi Fu's daughter reached the age of marriage, and the people who came to the door to propose relatives were rejected by him, and the last young man named Duan Fu was photographed, because his name was whisked away, the words were dusty, and the names were clean, and it was not wrong to choose him as a son-in-law.

Mi Yuanzhang has a clean disease, the hand is silver as a bucket, placed a long handle, and the slave servant holds the water in his hand, called "water bucket". I have slapped my hands together until they are dry, and I don't need to wipe them. Those who have made yuanzhang, go to the mat. Towel caps are also washed from time to time. And if the boots are held by others, they will be very evil, and because they are washed repeatedly, they will not be worn.

In the Yuan Dynasty, there was a famous scholar named Chang Chunfu, who made sure that he drank clean when drinking with people, wiped the wine glass with a towel, and then handed it to the other party.

He never borrowed the hands of others in his daily diet, and even used the front bucket to carry water, because he was worried that if he farted halfway, the turbid gas would pollute the back bucket.

At the same time, he is also an obsessive-compulsive disorder, and the firewood he burns must be chopped into a foot long, and the green onions he eats must be cut into an inch long.

Such a person, but it is very bad to receive people and treat things.

One day, when Chang Chun's father was washing his feet, he met his good friends Liu Shizhong and Wen Zifang to visit, and Chang Chun's father quickly went out barefoot and said, "There are good things to entertain the two!" ”。

Then he took four large peaches from the bedroom and washed two of them in the foot wash for the two of them.

Liu Shizhong and Wen Zifang looked at each other for a moment and said in unison: "You wash yourself and eat it yourself, don't use the allusion of killing three soldiers with two peaches to harm us!" With that, the two of them ran to the bedroom to take a peach each and laughed away.

The practice of these two is enough to relieve the anger!

Chang Chun Father has a clean disease. Drink with others, and you will want to the end, wipe the lord with a towel, dry it and then give it, then rejoice, and drink it yourself. Food is mostly handmade, water is only drunk in the front bucket, the salary must be a ruler, and the onion must be inches. One day, Liu Shizhong and Wen Zifang passed by, worth his Mao foot. Smell the two people to, quit the wash and greet, said: "Suitable for good taste, available for good guests." "So he took the four large peaches in the bed and placed them on the case, washed the two peaches in the water of the maundy foot, and held the two of them." Zi Fang and Shi Zhongyun: "The public washer enjoys itself, and does not pollute the three disciples with two peaches." "Take one from each case and laugh away."

Ni Zhan's works

The painter Ni Zhan at the end of the Yuan Dynasty and the beginning of the Ming Dynasty had a serious habit of cleanliness.

Ni Zhan has a special toilet, an attic made of incense wood.

The pit is filled with delicate goose feathers, and the stool is covered with goose feathers, and there is no smell at all.

Ni Zhan had a strange temperament, and the plane trees in his courtyard had to be washed with water in the morning and evening, and later washed the trees to death.

A friend stayed at his house overnight and coughed in the middle of the night.

Ni Zhan did not sleep until dawn, as soon as the guest left, he asked the servant to look for where the phlegm was, and the servant did not find it for half a day and was afraid of not making a difference, so he took a leaf and sent it to him, ni Zhan saw it and asked him to quickly send it three or four miles away to throw it away.

Ni Zhan took a fancy to a prostitute surnamed Zhao and took her home.

Worried that she was not clean, let her take a bath first, the prostitute washed and went to bed, Ni Zhan smelled from head to foot, still felt unclean, let her wash again, and several times the week was bright, Ni Zhan was not interested, let her go home.

In his later years, Ni Zhan offended Zhu Yuanzhang and was thrown into prison, and when he reached this situation, he did not change his true colors.

When the jailer brought him food, he insisted that the jailer raise the tray above his head, and the jailer asked him why, and he said, "I'm afraid your spit will spray into the food!" The jailer was furious and deliberately locked him to the toilet to disgust him.

Soon after his release from prison, Ni Zhan suffered from dysentery, and before he died, his whole body was pulled, and this person who had been clean all his life died very dirty.

Shao Mi, a calligrapher and painter in the late Ming and early Qing dynasties, like Ni Zhan, was a person with an eccentric personality.

In addition to painting all his life, Shao Mi kept washing and brushing, the desk had to be washed, the yantai had to be washed, and even the ground on which his feet were stepped had to be washed with water several times before he could stand up, for which the servants of the family were secretly cursing him.

For his family, he also made a lot of rules, this can not touch that can not touch, even his own children are not close to him.

Shao Mi's obsessive-compulsive disorder is ingenious, he stipulates that clothes can not have wrinkles, if there is a wrinkle can not wear out the door, in the era of no iron, hanging iron, such a request is simply too perverted, even the daughter-in-law can not stand it, scolded his brain into the water.