Suspense story: a wall apart

Gao Dayong is the village chief of Qianjin Village, because he can blow and flicker, and everyone gave him a nickname called "Tall Cannon". Recently, Gao Cannon relied on his excellent bragging skills to fool into an "advanced civilized village." But he never expected that because he blew too far in the reported materials, the city leaders would bring reporters to the field.

Hearing this news, the cannon was in a hurry. The gap between the rich and the poor in Qianjin Village is too large, and in the report materials of the tall cannon, only the "rich area" with villas in the east of the village is lined up, but there is no mention of the dirty and messy "slum" in the west of the village.

Cannon played a little clever, and he decided to build a high wall at the west end of the village as quickly as possible to cover up the "slum". But the problem arose, there was only one old contractor in the village, and he contracted the project in recent years. Seeing that he earned a lot of money, who can not be red-eyed? Not long ago, a new contract foreman appeared in the village, and the two contract foremen began to compete with great fanfare, not only grabbing the project, but also grabbing the workers.

Both of the contractors went to the cannon to make trouble. The tall cannon received a lot of benefits from these two contractors, so no one wanted to offend. If this matter were to be left on others, it would definitely be in a hurry, but The tall cannon was neither anxious nor annoyed, and his eyes rolled and he calmly said to them: "This matter is urgent at the moment!" In order to rush the deadline, you alone build half of this wall. Both contractors agreed.

One thing was solved, but a new problem came. Just as the engineering team was preparing to construct the work, the "poor people" in the "slums" actually stood up against it. This time the cannon was fired, and he went forward to reprimand with a straight face: "It's too bad, building the wall is a decision made by the village committee, why do you oppose it?" ”

The tall cannon thought that a reprimand would scare these old, weak, sick and disabled people, and who knew that these "poor people" would not show weakness, and everyone protested with all their tongues: Some people thought that the wall to be built was too high, and it was certain that it would block the light and not ventilate; and some people shouted that when the leaders came, they wanted to ask why the villagers of the same village wanted to encircle them.

The tall cannon was suddenly stunned, and he did not expect that these "poor people" would grasp the weakness. He blinked his eyes weakly, and immediately changed his tone and said, "Dear old and young masters, I am also for everyone!" When our village is rated as an advanced civilized village, it will be time to ensure that everyone eats delicious and drinks spicy! ”

These "poor people" were so fooled by him that they did not know whether they were true or false, and the cannon decided to say something specific, so he took the opportunity to start bragging again: "This wall is only temporary, and when this matter is over, it will be demolished immediately, and then a bag of rice will be distributed to each of your households." In a few days, the village will pay for you to repair your house and improve your living conditions. ”

Finally, the "poor people" who obstructed the construction were all fooled back, and the cannon was relieved and instructed the construction team to hurry up and build the wall before the leaders came to inspect. These two engineering teams are really not ambiguous, you fight for me, the "shame wall" was quickly built, and it was painted again before the leaders came, becoming a beautiful landscape wall, and the tall cannon was very satisfied.

The next day, the leaders and reporters from the media came, and The tall cannon arranged for people to be specially guarded at both ends of the "shame wall" to prevent the restless "poor people" from coming out to make trouble.

Under the leadership of Gao Cannon, the leaders and media reporters visited and inspected the "rich area" of Qianjin Village, and the leaders frequently nodded their heads while watching, and they were very happy to pat The tall cannon's shoulder and said: "Good! Not bad! Our new rural construction needs a leader like you! Cannon smiled and said modestly: "Where, where, I haven't done enough, I still have to work hard!" ”

After the visit to the rich area, the leader gave a strong praise to the tall cannon, and the group walked along the "shame wall" to the parking place, ready to open the road back home. As they walked, several leaders stopped and their eyes fell on a wall. The tall cannon fixed his eyes on it, and his heart secretly cried bitterly. It turned out that when the two engineering teams were working, no one paid attention to anyone, and there was no docking in the place where the stubble was joined, and each one was built, so a gap was staggered in the middle.

The workers who painted it at that time covered this slit with white ash, and now it is sunburned, and the white ash is cracked, and the slit is exposed again. One leader asked curiously, "How did this wall crack in the middle?" What's over there in the wall? ”

The cannon almost fainted when he heard it, and everyone looked at him at the same time, and the members of the village committee couldn't help but pinch a handful of sweat for him. Fortunately, the cannon was very good at kung fu, and he said very calmly: "Report leader, that side of the wall is where pigs are raised, and this wall may be cracked by the pig arch." ”

It turned out that the side of the wall was where the pigs were raised, and the leader nodded his head and said with concern: "Then you have to find a way to strengthen it, in case the pig arches down the wall and hurts people, it is not good." "The tall cannon said yes. He was just about to breathe a sigh of relief when he overheard a "boom", and then the dust flew, startling everyone present, thinking that there had been an earthquake. After the dust passed, the tall cannon fixed his eyes on it, and suddenly his eyes went black, Oh my God! The newly built "wall of shame" actually collapsed.

How did the "wall of shame" collapse? The thing is this: The "poor people" of the "slums" knew that there was a big leader coming to inspect today, and they all wanted to see what the big leader looked like from a distance, but they did not expect that there were people on both sides of the wall guarding them and not letting them go out.

Just when they were in a hurry, suddenly someone saw a slit in the middle of the wall, and when the leader came here, these "poor people" rushed to see through this slit to see out. Both engineering teams knew that the wall was used to temporarily hide their shame, and they cut corners when they built it. Later, when everyone heard that the cannon compared itself to a pig, one by one the fire gas came up, and decided to let the cannon not come down to the stage, so they worked together to push down the originally unstable wall.

Looking at the tall cannon again, his mouth was wide open, it seemed that he really didn't know how to fool around this time!