I'm Xiao Liu, and I'm going to make you happy

The rooster traveled for a month, and when he came back, he heard that the quail was okay and came to play with the hen! The rooster began to suspect the hen! Sure enough, within two days, the hen gave birth to a quail egg! Rooster rage! The hen hurriedly explained: "Depend, premature birth!" ”

The fish said affectionately, "I open my eyes all the time, just so that you can always be in my eyes!" The water moved and said, "I am flowing all the time, just so that I can hug you forever!" At this time, the pot said: All cooked, the mouth is still so poor! ”

The centipede went out and was accidentally bitten by a snake! In order to prevent the spread of venom, the limb must be amputated immediately! The centipede consoled itself, "Fortunately, there are many legs!" The doctor also comforted: "Yes brother, if you want to open something, you will be an earthworm in the future!" " The zoo holds a discussion! " The host asked, "Do cats climb trees?" The eagle snapped, "Yes! Moderator: "Please give an example!" The eagle said tearfully, "That year, I fell asleep and the cat climbed the tree... Then there were owls! A man and a woman in love are intimate at home! But the man lay on the woman's body and did not move! The man said disapprovingly, "We are connected now!" The woman was very upset and ignored it! At this time, the male began to attack violently! The woman immediately shouted, "Moving is better than connecting!" When the wife came home from work, she found her husband sullen and unhappy, full of scars! The wife asked, "Husband, what's wrong?" Who dares to beat you! "My husband is silent. The wife eagerly asked, "What the hell is it for?" The husband said grievously: "I was on the bus, and my colleague called me!" The wife wondered: "Did you call on the phone?" The husband said angrily: "Isn't it because Lao Tzu uses a cottage mobile phone with a louder voice!" Startled the people around me, and they beat me up together! ”

A man riding a motorcycle in the downtown area knocked a strange old man unconscious! The man was terrified and overwhelmed! More and more crowds of onlookers! Suddenly, the man hugged the old man and cried out in tears: "Daddy, you are waiting for me, I will go to find you a doctor!" After saying that, he ran away... The old man struggled and shouted angrily, "Give Lao Tzu back!" The crowd sighed, "This son is truly filial piety!" The company manager put a sign on the wall that reads "Do it now if you want to do it", hoping to motivate employees! After some time, a friend of the boss asked him how effective this move was. The boss said angrily: "The cashier took 100,000 yuan and fled, the office director and my female secretary eloped, and dozens of employees asked for a raise!" One night, the husband wanted to make love to his wife! The wife pointed to the sleeping child next to her and said, "The child is awake." The husband said: "After such a long time, I must be asleep, I don't believe I will try." He took a five-cent coin and put it in the child's half-open hand to see if the child reacted. Only to hear the child say unhappily: "Five cents to do such a big thing?" The cat is forced by life to sit on the stage in the fox-opened hair salon! One day, the mouse came to the hair salon and asked for the cat to be wrapped up for the night, and the cat swore to die! The rat said angrily, "When I first chased Lao Tzu to death and came back to life, now I am still sending him to the door!" ”