9 Killer Excuses, For Introvert People
9 super easy to use tricks, for introverts
Big move 1:
Please go away. I'm introverting.
Please go away, I'm busy being introverted.
Big move 2:
I would rather be at home with my cat.
I prefer to stay home with my cat.
Big move 3:
I came. I saw. And I want to go home.
I got it. I think. Then I wanted to go home.
Trick 4:
Sorry I'm late. I don't want to come.
Sorry, I'm late because I don't want to come.
Big Move 5:
Sorry I can't. I already filled my people quota for today.
Sorry, no. I'm running out of social churn today.
Big Move Six:
I can't go, because I don't want to.
I can't go because I don't want to go.
Trick Seven:
I don't hate people. I just feel better when they're not around.
I don't hate you, I just don't like to be with other people.
Big Move 8:
Books are better than people.
Books are easier to use than people.
Trick Nine:
I party like an introvert, which is to say...... I don't.
I bombarded myself in an introvert, meaning... I don't bomb.