Good weekend dear fellow treasures!
In the future, Xiaobian will issue an issue of "Into the Sand Sculpture" every period of time.
Let's have fun [laugh and cry]
So what stupid things did our stupid dogs do in the first issue?
Please take a look at the report brought by the handsome editor for everyone:
01
#醉汉执着和狗单挑
Police: Don't fight! #
November 25, Jinhua, Zhejiang.
Surveillance footage showed a drunken man confronting a dog.
The man seemed to be dissatisfied with the dog's barking, took off his clothes and chased the dog.
Source: dy Jinhua Public Security
After the police found out, they laughed out loud and urged the man bitterly, telling him to calm down.
After being examined by the dog owner, the dog was not injured. Although the drunk man had bruises on his hands, they were not caused by dogs.
This incident reminded xiaobian of the big brother who scolded the dog for half an hour after being drunk and still scolded and lost.
Xiaobian still has to remind you, drink less! Drink in moderation!
Netizen God commented
@ Netizen A: Police: We are professionally trained, generally do not laugh, unless we can't help it
@Netizen B: Suddenly can't tell who is the dog
@Netizen C: I suspect that deflation is said to dogs
@Netizen D: The recent dog is so miserable, it is scolding and single-handed and dancing
Dog: I'm going to sleep too, so let me go!
02
#捡到的狗太能吃小哥崩溃 #
November 27. Kunming, Yunnan.
A northeastern brother picked up a dog on the road in the middle of the night, and the cold wind trembled and waited for his master for more than an hour.
The little brother froze to the northeast and did not see the master.
After temporarily taking the dog home, the little brother found that the dog had a lot of skills and would make a compilation:
Very cute and obedient, but also very character.
The main thing is - very edible! 3 days of dog food was eaten in a day and a half! (and 15 ham sausages)
This can frighten the little brother, feel that his rations are very dangerous, and let the owner come early to redeem the dog
Hope the dog owner sees the news early and takes the dog home! It should be very anxious that such a cute dog is gone
@Netizen A: The dog ate the brother for 2 months of living expenses for 1 day
@Netizen B: The host may also be a foodie
@ Netizen C: Dogs use their talents to eat, why can't they eat (dog head)
@Netizen D: Redeem the dog one day later, the cost will be several times higher
03
#狗子太黑主人夜里溜了个寂寞 #
November 28, Shanghai.
Ms. Luo's family has only Labrador, and her whole body is dark.
It's fine when there's a light during the day or at night, but when you get to the dark, the dog is like invisible.
Afraid that if passers-by did not pay attention to being scared by the dog, Ms. Luo bought a glowing leash for the dog.
After putting it on, it goes out on the street, and everywhere it goes, it is a bright presence, but it seems more strange at a glance
@Netizen A: Or will you play, slipping rope in the middle of the night
@Netizen B: Passerby: Hell! How can this rope move?
@Netizen C: At first glance, I thought someone was flying a kite at night
04
#新人打包婚宴剩菜给流浪狗 #
November 28, Huangshan, Anhui.
A couple contacted volunteers after the wedding feast and wanted to pack leftovers for stray dogs.
According to the staff of the Huangshan Mao Doll House, it is not the first time that the leftovers of the wedding banquet have been packed.
Leftovers will be removed from the water, and fish bones, sharp bones and other dogs can not eat will be picked out.
Finally, mix with rice and dog food and feed it to the dog.
The wedding feast packed 6 barrels of leftovers, plus the existing rice and dog food, can be enough for more than 100 stray dogs to eat for 5 or 6 days.
@Netizen A: That's great! Dogs can eat enough and the hotel can reduce waste.
@Netizen B: Remove salt, fish bones, bones is too intimate!
@Netizen C: True sprinkle dog food for dogs to eat
05
#狗狗叼走卤鹅就跑
The host paid with tears #
November 28, Guangzhou, Guangdong.
The dog follows the owner to the market, and runs away when the owner is not ready to steal the brine goose directly.
The owner was forced to pay and did not let go when he got home.
Before, there were dogs who were busy stealing 3 big geese overnight, and now the brine goose is also poisoned by dogs.
Goose: When will you let me go?
@Netizen A: Always on the way to wiping your child's ass
@Netizen B: Wang Wang team Xi Ti halogen goose!
@Netizen C: "Anyway, I don't talk about it, you have to buy it if you don't buy it!" ”
@Netizen D: Good guy, this time did the big ticket
06
#新婚夫妇拜天地
The dog was right to accept the prostration #
December 1, Hezhou, Guangxi.
A newlywed couple was on the big part of the wedding- worshiping the heavens and the earth, when the dog suddenly entered.
The dog stood in front of the newcomer with its tail wagging, receiving a kneeling salute.
The grandmother on the side quickly smiled and patted the dog away, and the dog was still confused when he left.
Although there was a small episode, the wedding still went on normally.
@Netizen A: The dog does not return a gift, not exquisite
@Netizen B: Dog: I agree with this family affair!
@Netizen C: Take the bamboo shoots! The limelight has been robbed by dogs
@Netizen D: Bye Wang Wang, more wang wang!
07
#小狗趁主人上厕所
Blatantly take away the toilet paper #
December 1, Anyang, Henan.
When the owner goes to the toilet, the puppy likes to take all kinds of socks from the bathroom.
The owner saw that the dog's behavior was cute and wanted to record it.
Unexpectedly, the next second, the puppy ran out with toilet paper and fart, and no matter how the owner called, he would never look back.
The puppy' name is Seventeen, a woman adopted by her owner, and although she is only two months old, her ability to make trouble has begun to show
@Netizen A: Generally in this case, I coax the dog back and rub it on the dog.
@ Netizen B: Dog: Tell you to eat alone, how to do it without giving you a lesson?
@ Netizen C: Dog: Usually ignore my love, when you need me, you can't climb high!
@Netizen D: There is a reason to take away the socks first (dog head)
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