Yesterday, Song Zude on Weibo proposed himself as the head coach of the Chinese men's football team, many people think that he is out to laugh, because his nickname is Song Dazui, mouth without cover, dare to say anything, anyway, say these words do not have to bear any legal responsibility, Chinese football is also more and more entertaining, Song Zude himself is an entertainment circle person, you are serious with him, then you are wrong. Just brushed Weibo, actually saw Song Zude's application report, is he serious?
In this report of thousands of words, Song Zude first briefly introduced his various identities and honors, skipping it, and also showed that he loved Chinese football and thought that he had the ability to serve as the coach of the national football team, because the technique was not as good as the situation, the situation was not as good, and the key was to understand the Tao. He himself is good at breaking the inertia of thinking, surprisingly winning, proficient in the way of the game, and integrating philosophy and martial arts into the way of football.
He believes that the biggest problem of men's football is that the head coach does not understand the way of football, sticks to the rules, the discipline is loose, there are too many player endorsement advertisements, too many variety shows, insufficient concentration, and insufficient execution. Li Tie, Li Xiaopeng, Lippi and others are still at the lowest level of technology and have no enlightenment at all, while Song Zude himself has realized the way of football, but he must keep it secret and report to the leader in person. It seems that in addition to the accusations against the three managers, there seems to be some truth, and as to whether he is enlightened or not, it is not known, because he is still selling Guanzi.
The latter goals and penalties, as well as the requirements for the three assistant coaches, are still consistent with yesterday's article, and will not be repeated here. But in terms of discipline requirements, on the basis of yesterday's four articles, a new one has been added, that is, he himself takes the lead, does not smoke, drinks, does not make friends of the opposite sex with the players, does not prostitute, and does not gamble. Retreat cultivation. We all know that Song Zude is already close to the realm of the saint, and it is really difficult for these players to cultivate with him! In today's official report, Song Zude's requirement for wages has been reduced from 20,000 yuan per month yesterday to 16,000 yuan, and he has taken care of his own food and accommodation, which is really saving money for the country!
Finally, Mr. Song Zude believes that there are no soldiers with nests, only generals with nests, and that the players of the national football team are all good seedlings and good boys, and only need a head coach who has a unique path to completely break the inertial thinking, and Chinese football can phoenix nirvana and be reborn. Every player can eventually overcome greed and fear, overcome the weaknesses of human nature, and after defeating themselves, even the most powerful team can overcome. Let every player realize. Therefore, Song Zude believes that he is the most suitable candidate for the national football coach and asks the State General Administration of Sports to consider his application.
Looking at the whole article, I don't know what to say, football we don't understand, and I know that I am a layman. However, as a veteran fan who has watched football games for decades, I did not see Song Jiaotou's training program for technical tactics, but only emphasized the power of the spirit. If Shaolin football is a foreign family skill, Song Zude is going to let the Chinese men's football team take the route of internal family work? With the broad and profound culture left by the ancestors, using the idea to defeat all the strong football teams in the world, it is absolutely unique, other countries needless to say that they have not seen, it is estimated that they have not heard of it, but do he have any requirements for the selection of players? Do you need to choose some potential seedlings from the cultivators of Wudang Mountain or Dragon Tiger Mountain? This broadened our thinking about selecting players.
Before only know that Song Zude in the entertainment industry booming, poor voice evaluation, we all misunderstood him, he is widely involved, or far beyond our expectations, sports is also very deep achievements, and worried about the country and the people, when Chinese football is facing difficulties, stand up, regardless of remuneration, for the country to share worries, and put forward a novel concept of team building, is really a model for us to learn!
I hope that Song Zude will not renege on his word and send the report out today! At the same time, it is also hoped that the State General Administration of Sport will seriously consider Song Zude's self-recommendation, create all conditions for him to take office, and create conditions for the early take-off of Chinese football!
Song Zude, we are all optimistic about you!