In the 5,000 years of Yangyang China, there were 83 dynasties in China, with a total of 559 places, including 397 lands and 162 kings. In our eyes, emperor is definitely the best profession in the whole world. You think of the Ninety-Five Supreme, above ten thousand people, under the whole world, not the royal land, the whole country is his, that is not what you want to eat, what you want to play, you want gold and gold, you want to have a woman, you want a woman to have a woman, and you want to be crooked. But Lao Tzu taught us thousands of years ago, "Blessings and misfortunes depend on us, and misfortunes and blessings lie down." On the surface, the Chinese emperors were extremely powerful and glorious, but in fact they were the most unfortunate group of people in Chinese history, belonging to high-risk professional practitioners, which was very pitiful.
Let me summarize it for you, do you hear if this is the truth, in Chinese society, the average life expectancy of emperors is the shortest, and the health status is also the worst.
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Someone has done a statistic, the emperors have the exact date of birth and death, but there are 209 people in the examination, the average life expectancy of these 209 people is only 39.2 years old, so who is less than 40 years old to hang up can be willing, and the proportion of abnormal deaths in the emperor group is very high. China's dynasties include the great dynasties of Jiangshan unification and the small dynasties in a remote corner, with a total of 611 emperors, of which 339 died of disease or aging, and 272 people who died unnatural deaths, with an abnormal mortality rate of up to 44%, far higher than other social groups.
In the end, the overall quality of life of the emperor group is poor, and the survival pressure is huge, so the probability of personality abnormalities, psychopathy and even schizophrenia will occur, which is much higher than that of ordinary people. Turning to the main part of the Twenty-Four Histories, the things in it are full of madness, perversion, incest, and killing, which will make you look disgusting, scalp numbness, and it is likely to fall into psychological shadows. But rest assured, today's show can be relaxed and entertaining, because the end of the lives of these emperors to be said is very strange, leaving a small mark in history that is both sad and funny.
The emperor mentioned first is famous in history, he is the Northern Wei Xiaowen Emperor Tuoba Hong, 467-449 AD. He was a prominent minority politician, military and reformer. He advocated Han culture, implemented Sinicization and prohibition of Hu Yu, changed weights and measures, promoted education, changed surnames, and banned conversions, improved the cultural standards of the Xianbei people, and made great contributions to the great integration of the Chinese nation.
Tuoba Hong
Emperor Xiaowen was a very diligent Ming jun, and for more than ten years, for more than ten years, for the sake of Wei Jiangshan, he was either working hard in the court, or on the way to Jiangchang, but his empress, who was also the woman he loved the most, actually carried him behind his back in the palace secretly and a eunuch Gao Bodhisattva, who may not have a clean function, had an adulterous affair, and everyone in this palace knew about it, but it was Emperor Xiaowen who did not know that this green hat was properly worn. Until one day, a princess was forced by the empress to marry, she was not reconciled, and ran to tell Emperor Xiaowen everything. When Emperor Xiaowen of the Ninth Five-Year Supreme heard it, his head was going to explode, and I actually became a "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle" for so many years, and I was angry, I fell to the ground, I couldn't eat medicine, and I died soon after, and an emperor was actually killed by living qi, and I thought it was indeed a bit of a nest.
Many emperors in history are drunkards, but those who can drink until they are humiliated and come home are Gao Yang, the king of Northern Qi Wenxuan, and Gao Yang, the emperor of Northern Qi, from 529 to 559, the son of Gao Huan, a powerful minister of Eastern Wei, forced the eastern Wei emperor at the age of 20 to become the founding emperor of Northern Qi. Before Gao Yang became emperor, he seemed to be a person who did not smile and self-discipline, but after sitting on the dragon chair, the young Comrade Gao Yang seemed to want to indulge a bit and began to try to drink.
We have all drunk and drunk, we all know that this person's drunken state is different, some people are whirring and sleeping, some people are gibberish, and our comrade Gao Yang is an extremely excited type, a drunk like to strip naked on the room to reveal the tiles, in the palace hall more than ten meters high, the steep eaves beams trotting around, may be "Running Brothers" to see more, sometimes on the top is dancing, so strange, once did not fall down, you can see a lot of acrobatic understanding, If you want to practice for a few years now, you may even win a Brussels Acrobatic Golden Clown Award.
Gao Yang and Xue Concubine
But drinking is pleasant, drunk and hurting. Due to excessive alcoholism, Comrade Gao Yang finally suffered from anorexia, unable to eat or drink water, and as a result, he died of hunger and thirst in front of a pile of delicacies. At this time, Gao Yang had not even passed the year of his establishment, but how to say that good and evil would eventually be rewarded. Gao Yang, who became an emperor in history, was a very cruel person, and if we tell a story about him, you will know what a tyrant looks like.
It is said that Comrade Gao Yang once had a very favored Concubine Xue, whose appearance was overwhelming and her posture was endless, and Gao Yang and she were like glue, staying together all day. One day Gao Yang was very drunk, and suddenly remembered that Xue Concubine had had an ambiguous relationship with Gao Yue, the king of Wuzhao, and was jealous for a while, so he drew a dagger and killed Xue Concubine, and then carried the body in his arms, and drunkenly went to find someone to drink. After three rounds of drinking, Gao Yang suddenly took out the corpse from his arms, and then dismembered the corpse one by one without doing anything, made Xue Concubine's hip bone into a lute, played and sang by himself, and the people present were all creepy and trembling. Therefore, the early death of such a tyrant is a blessing for the people.
Let's talk about the Duke of Jinjing, from 599 BC to 582 BC, was one of the princes of the Spring and Autumn Period of China, a monarch of the Jin State, he was the son of the Duke of Jincheng, surnamed Ji Mingru, who was the monarch of the Jin State in the famous "Orphan of Zhao" story. For his method of death, the history book "Zuo Zhuan. Ten years of public service", only a few words to explain, "will eat, Zhang, go to the toilet, trap and pawn" What happened? This big brother is a generation of monarchs who really control the power of life and death, and they are a little old age, and a fortune teller in the Jin Kingdom is probably tired, so he said to the monarch, "Great King, you may not live to eat new wheat this year, hurry up and prepare for the aftermath."
Death of Jin Jinggong
Mr. Ji was very unhappy when he heard it, and when the new wheat came down, he summoned the fortune teller, held the rice bowl and said, You see, you said that I will not live to eat the new wheat, and I will eat it for you. But I'll kill you first, who knows if you're right? After saying that, I pushed the fortune teller out to cut it, this old man Ji took up the rice bowl, just about to eat, suddenly felt that the stomach of this grunt is not very comfortable, and left and right said, no, I have to go to the hut first, left and right from left to right, the rice is cold, and I have not seen the monarch come back, what is the matter? Looking for it separately, I couldn't find anything.
Jin Jinggong
Finally found mr. Ji Lao in the hut, it turned out that somehow, he fell into the dung pit, alive by the dung soup to drown, this is probably the only one in the history of 5,000 years of Chinese civilization was drowned by the pit of the emperor, said that this ancient Roman city thousands of years ago there was a toilet flushed by water, our ancient toilet facilities are too backward, the next one.
It is said that the most dead in history belonged to the Eastern Jin Dynasty Emperor Sima Yao, the Jin Dynasty Emperor Sima Yao, Zi Changming, 361 to 396, was the 9th emperor of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, reigned from 372 to 396, he was the more effective emperor of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, in the 24 years that he was called emperor, the Jin Dynasty appeared some revitalization, and also created a miracle in military history, "The Battle of Shuishui".
Sima Yao
However, this elder brother, like most emperors, also liked to indulge in sound and drink with his concubines all day long. Once he was drunk and quarreled with his favorite concubine Zhang Guiren, not that it was a quarrel, not a quarrel in which the emperor reprimanded the concubine, but a quarrel between you and me. In the end, Sima was provoked, and threw out a gambling sentence, I ignored you, I have so many concubines, I look for someone else to go, and after saying it, I fell asleep.
The Battle of Shuishui
The so-called speaker has no intention, the listener has a heart, Zhang Guiren ponders the more he is not a taste, it is his own nearly 30 years old, the age is gradually passing, youth is no longer bad, which day the emperor will kick himself, it is anger from the heart from the heart of the evil and fearful side, Zhang Guiren does not do two endlessly, found a few palace women to move a few big quilts, three times five divided by two, the Emperor Sima who is still sleeping alive to cover to death. Poor and innocent Emperor Sima only lost his life because he made a small joke after drinking, and became a strange talk of thousands of years.
When Duke Wu of Qin was born, he did not know, only that when he died in 678 BC, his surname was Yingmingdang, he reigned from 697 BC to 678 BC during the Spring and Autumn Period, and when Duke Wu of Qin reigned, he was skilled in martial arts, annexed a large area of ethnic minorities, and initially established a county system to manage the land obtained, so that the power of the Qin state reached the Weishui River Valley in Guanzhong.
Win the day
In fact, this monarch has a strong ability to work, 17 years old to take the throne young and promising, the southern conquest of the northern war, so that the Qin state soldiers reached their peak, the princes are afraid, it can be said that the future is bright. You say that you are so good and good, maybe the Spring and Autumn Five Will have your place. No, he likes to do, he is a good person, there is a little especially like to compare strength with others, 23 years old when he went out, saw people Luoyang is the capital of the Great Zhou has a big Ding, he is more energetic, I heard that a Hercules surnamed Meng can lift up, not to say that he can also lift up, the result he really lifted up, but did not hold, when the ~~~ fell down, smashed the thigh. At that time, the medical conditions were relatively poor, there was no X-ray, there was no plaster fixation, and he died in Luoyang within a few days, which was a pity.
Some time ago, I heard experts say that Qin Wugong Lifting Ding is the earliest weightlifting competition recorded in history, according to this logic, Yingdang students are recorded in history, the earliest weightlifters who went abroad to participate in weightlifting competitions and dedicated themselves to sports, which is of great significance.
Finally, let's talk about Zhu Changluo, one of the Guangzong Emperors of Daming, who died very windy, very strange, because he was not welcomed by his father in his early years, and he had a hard life without a meal, just became the emperor, thinking that Lao Tzu can have today, come to give me a few beautiful women, all of a sudden 8 beautiful women serve the dragon bed day and night, taking turns to serve. Well, fornication is the source of all evil, Comrade Chang Luo is more and more feeling a little unbearable, really hungry someone handed pancakes, the bottom immediately there are good brothers into the offering of red pills, said that after eating, the emperor you dragon fierce tiger fierce, but also prolong life. Zhu Changluo ate one, not to mention refreshed, and continued to spend the spring supper in the hibiscus tent.
Zhu Changluo
Later, he ate it when he couldn't do it, and just after he was lucky enough to count his daughters, he suddenly had more than one life whimpering, and really set an example for "exhausting people's death". Therefore, it is very important to tell everyone to take medicine, and taking the wrong medicine can really kill people.
Well, finally, let's talk about the Chinese emperors, when reading Chinese history, a phenomenon is very puzzling, that is, how can there be so many emperors who are greedy and addicted to wine?
There are many pleasures in life, especially the emperor, who is rich in many things that can be done, and the life that can be experienced is also very rich. Why do so many emperors not open their eyes like a big money that gets rich overnight, and lie on the wine table and bed with all their hearts, these two things are really fun, but they are not fun enough to kill people.
Yan Liben Emperor statue part of the past
In fact, the reason is very simple, this is an escape, the heaviness of power and the strictness of the rules are that they are unable to bear, and the expectations of the patriarchs, the accusations of the subjects, the superego in their own bodies, I am their absurdity and undocumented, excessive sex addiction and alcohol addiction and play addiction, and have to give up on themselves. It can be seen that being an emperor is indeed a very dangerous profession, and the cost of addiction is not low.
Of course, if you think that the emperor is still very good, very powerful and rich, there are many women who are difficult and have high incomes, and this profession number one, I also wonder if you can one day be an emperor and play a game of addiction?
I can tell you one way, and that's crossing!
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