Author | LuLu
Source | Lu Lu said (Public number: lulu_blog)
As a middle-aged woman, every time I feel that I have come to the end of my marriage, I shout in the sky: "I want to divorce", there is always a circle of echoes next to me saying: "Sister Lu Lu, with your current value, divorce can go find small fresh meat!" ”
And I can only: "~~~~(>_<)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why do women, middle-aged women, have to love small fresh meat to show that they are not a loser of life? Why is only Xiao Yaxuan or Zhang Yuqi happy? Even though I have reached middle age, I still love uncle, of course, I want to be the kind of handsome uncle who has gone through the years and weathered the wind and frost, but is still quite strong.
Therefore, this very eye-catching article, the first half is all handsome uncles, the second half is full of beautiful women, and every frame is in line with my aesthetic.
From the beginning of October to the present, before the release, I went to watch "007 · No Time to Die", which is a tribute and a farewell.
A man in a suit, always handsome
This is the 25th 007, and it is also the last one starring Uncle Dan, Craig, 53 years old, handsome uncle!
Uncle Dan, who is heroic, is really handsome
I remember that in 2002 or 03, when it was announced that Uncle Dan was going to play Bond, there was a lot of opposition.
Many people, even me, feel that 007 should not be like this, 007 should be like his predecessors, a Chestnut-haired British gentleman.
Uncle Dan was not only blonde, but he also looked too Russian. Wait a few years, if Putin the Great is retired, he can directly play a biography, and the true color can be staged.
Although I am a fan of Uncle Dan, I also have to say that he is really older and more flavorful, and the identification is complete.
Any ordinary PR photo can be taken like this, and there is no one
But in 15 years, six movies, this man with his own hard flesh, the eyes of the world have been broken, thinking that 007 should look like him.
Women love him, not only face and muscle, Uncle Dan's version of 007, completely overturned the original setting, with the wind of the times, hard to put Bond, who has no political opinions, no friends, no principles loyal to the queen, no heart and no lungs to flirt around the tool man, into a deep love like the sea of iron-blooded tough guys.
Not only did he have a lover he once loved, but he also had his current wife, and he even became a father and had his own children.
In the end, it also broke the convention of "Bond does not die" and calmly went to death.
So this time, "No Time to Die" is simply a farewell ceremony that is extremely ostentatious: goodbye, Uncle Dan; goodbye, 007.
After watching the two-hour and 44-minute movie, I only have three conclusions: the movie is very long, Uncle Dan is very handsome, and Anna is really beautiful.
Whether at home or abroad, many netizens are saying that if the next 007 really becomes a woman, it is best to be Anna, after all, looking at beautiful women, the world's taste is common.
Anna served 007, wearing a low-cut high-fork evening dress, while saving the world, encountering different types of small fresh meat, flirting, having fun, and then leaving.
This movie should explode at the box office, right? How cool is it, and how eye-catching?
However, I can only say: Oh, think, think, think about not having money anyway!
At the beginning of this "No Time to Die", Bond retires and marries the previous Bond girl, Raya Saidu, and lives a life of seclusion. Found by an old CIA friend, he returned to MI6 to find that the code name 007 had been reassigned to an agent named Nomi.
Nomi is: female, black, smart, athletic, maverick, can't dig a little further, same-sex tendencies or transgender elements, not necessarily! So, in our time today, these are the qualities that can be allowed to be 007.
Sadly, it's not that I'm joking or a sarcasm, but a fact that's being stated.
Just like the other day, the 20th anniversary of the Harry Potter movie actors reunited, the protagonists and supporting roles, and even many of the staff were invited, but the author of the novel, J. K. Rowling was absent.
Because J· K. Rowling was boycotted.
Last year, she declared that acknowledging the gender of all transgender people based on psychological cognition alone would lead to the violation of the rights and interests of "real women". For example, transgender people should not use the same toilet as women before completing surgery. And if you over-promote and affirm transgender people, it will lead to cognitive confusion before children establish a complete outlook on life.
To tell the truth, as an adult, especially a mother, I don't think she's wrong, but in last year's war of words on social media, no one dared to stand up for her.
Even this year in Virginia, the United States really broke out, two girls in the school toilet, by the girl in the skirt rape incident. Can J · K. Rowling still couldn't get out of the little dark room.
So under the pressure of today's political correctness, women can be smart, but to stay away from glamorous, wearing low-cut evening dresses, whether flirting or being flirted, will be questioned as having a greasy feeling of deliberately pleasing male audiences, which is offensive.
Speaking of 007, for me, 007 is a fight between good people and bad people, I don't care whether the bad guys are ghost parties or biological weapons, anyway, the end is always the victory of good over evil.
What sets me apart from that episode are the glamorous, sexy, smart, athletic, high-heeled Bond girls who can follow Bond and walk like flying—and the parts that, today, are considered outdated and need to be corrected, because that means flattering and pleasing, or showing weakness to male audiences.
But in fact, look at beautiful women, women also like ah!
I still remember that in November of 1999, also in the late autumn, not long after arriving in France, I was in line with a group of classmates for a long time, holding a student ticket, and watching 007 on the big screen for the first time.
Bond that year was the gentlemanly Pierce Brosnan.
Although I really like Uncle Dan now, Brosnan, for me, is absolutely OK, without any sense of violation.
The Bond girl of that year was Sophie Marceau, with air bangs, wearing a cut-out lace with a dark purple silk dress, really beautiful, heavenly.
The year 1999 has passed so long that the causes and consequences of the film cannot be remembered.
The only thing that can be remembered is the part where Sophie Marceau locks Bond in a chair and interrogates him.
So beautiful, so beautiful, so fierce, so bad, walking through pingshui to meet, such a woman is in this life, destined to unforgettable escape the robbery.
Such a deep plain dress, no need for red lips, can be worn so sexy
Later, when 007 became Uncle Dan, he himself once said that he liked to work with French actresses, so from Uncle Dan's 5 007, each Bond girl, there was a French actress.
With a gloomy temperament, the evil but beautiful and invincible Eva Green is Bond's beloved.
Born into an elite family in Paris, born to a dentist father and an actress mother, Eva Green was born in Algeria but was Jewish.
The family tree is pulled out and counted, whether it is the father or the mother, there have been poets, writers, architects and other celebrities.
So although she was gloomy, she had a sense of shock at first glance. You don't need to know who she is, but you just won't forget her face.
After Eva Green, the next one is Olga Kurylenko. Although she was born in Ukraine, she came to Paris at the age of 13 and started as a couture model at Fashion Week.
After becoming a Bond girl, everyone began to call her a Ukrainian actress, and it was she herself who said in interviews that she had acquired French citizenship in 2001.
Compared to the average blonde Eastern European beauty, Olga Coryranko really has a hard time reminding people of her provenance.
I've seen this movie in the cinema, and what impressed me the most was the scene where Olga walked through the desert with Bond in an evening dress and high heels, barefoot.
It was the fall of 2008, and for many, it was the first "feminine power" enlightenment, where a woman should be a man's partner, rather than snuggling up to him or hiding behind him, seeking protection.
Later on, the French Bond girl became Berenice Marlohe, born in Paris, but her father was of mixed Chinese and Cambodian descent, so she was of a quarter Chinese descent.
Smoky eye makeup, dark lipstick, and even nails are like coagulated blood, this is not only beauty, but also charm.
Then there's Léa Seydoux, the only Bond girl to date who has appeared twice, and the wife of Bond' media.
It must be told that even for France, it is not her beauty that makes Leia Saidu famous, but her salty and sweet plasticity and temperament.
Rhea Saidu, who specializes in French, holds loose hair and wears Rouje's coffee break dress Gabin, walking next to Bond, looking like she has been quiet for years.
Up to now, we do not know, the 007 series that has been burning the world for sixty years, will continue to shoot, and if it is filmed, what will it be?
But since Hans Christian Andersen's Little Mermaid became African-American, Snow White in Grimm's fairy tale became Latino, and Elizabeth I's mother , Anne Boleyn , became black , the word "respect" in today's era means that history does not exist, only the difference between what you dare to think about or dare not think about.
In 2021, on a cold windy and rainy afternoon in late autumn, I went to witness a farewell. For me, it wasn't just Uncle Dan who said goodbye, nor just 007. For this kind of fight-and-kill film, I have never been a fan.
I say goodbye to an old era and go to another new era. In the next era, there is no need to invent a time machine, history and the past can be changed anytime and anywhere, and men must be bad, women must be healthy, gender or sexual orientation is uncertain, and after middle age, women must love small fresh meat...
The most silent part of the farewell is probably to use the so-called vulnerable groups to interpret the right, but to desperately cover up the serious lack of imagination and creativity. Because there is no longer another Snow White, Little Mermaid, or 007.
It makes me feel very sorry that when I am old one day, facing my grandchildren or granddaughters, I do not know how to tell them fairy tales: her name is Snow White, because her skin is whiter than snow.
Lu Lu: A master of clothing in France with two daughters, a writer, walking in the middle of the rift between Eastern and Western cultures, elegant women self-media. The new books "Thirty Or So Late" and "Strength to Have Confidence" are selling well.