【Humorous joke】 I want to make an appointment with my daughter-in-law before the child, she takes care of the child before going to school, and I pick up and drop off after going to school! This year the child has to go to kindergarten, I spent a lot of time to find a good kindergarten for the child, kung fu pays off, and finally found one, several female teachers in the class not only have good temperament, people are too beautiful! On the day of school, I sent the child to the kindergarten class with my daughter-in-law, and my daughter-in-law completely forgot the agreement at that time, and now half a month has not let me pick up ...
[Humorous joke] After retiring, the rich man had nothing to do at home all day, and suddenly remembered that he had never taken the bus, so he went to try it. After getting into the car, a young man gave up his seat very lovingly, and the rich man sat down and said, "Thank you, little brother." The boy was happy and said, "Uncle don't thank you, you see you are so old, your beard is white, call me little brother, am I that old?" At this time, the rich man replied: "I can't always say, thank you, grandson, this is not good, right?" ”
[Humorous joke] Today is late after class, I had to ask a boy in the class to send me home, back to the middle of the road, the bicycle actually exploded, looking around, sparsely populated, we both had to push the car back to repair. When I got home, it was already dark, but my mother was still waiting at the entrance of the village, my mother saw me angrily asking why I came back so late, and my stupid classmate said brain pumping: Auntie, we went to get a tire. The tire is beaten! What happened later I don't know, my mother didn't know what weapon to use, and all of a sudden I was knocked unconscious!
[Humorous joke] Think back to when I was young and vigorous, I like a girl who began to stalk, deliver things, and eat and watch movies. The girl had been refusing, and I thought that this would not work, so I began to write her love letters again, several times a day, and she was very annoying to me. Once, I had just put down the love letter, and she was furious on the spot, and she scolded me and said: Your face is thicker than the city wall! Everyone silently looked at the students who were sleeping behind them and called Cheng Qiang...
[Humorous joke] The husband drank too much and sighed: Hey, my wife told you a secret, you have to make sure not to kill me. Me: Say it, husband (thinking that this product should be drunk and really something)! Husband: When I was just in love, I was really afraid that you would leave me and not marry me, so I thought, raise you fat, fat people are disgusted... But then I found out that you fat myself are disgusted... Oops, spit out the truth after drinking, stand there and don't move, my Green Dragon Crescent Moon Knife!
[Humorous joke] My cousin's boyfriend and three female colleagues went on a business trip to a foreign country, and my cousin pulled me to a barbecue with joy. While eating, a seven- or eight-year-old boy suddenly asked his cousin: Auntie, are you married now? The cousin was stunned for a moment, and then subconsciously replied: Not yet. The little boy continued to ask: Auntie, how old are you this year? Why don't you get married at such an old age? My cousin squatted down with a smile and replied kindly: "Because I am afraid of giving birth to a child as ugly as you." The little boy's face changed drastically, and then he cried with a wow!
Yesterday morning, I received a call from the leader saying that the TV station was going to do an interview and asked that I must wear formal clothes, preferably a suit and tie. The protagonist of the interview is me, their white shirt and trousers, only me, put on the suit! On a hot day, the office shoots it, even if you have to take a shot, you shorts and short sleeves shirt, I am wearing a coat! When the shooting was finished, the camera told me: Brother Zheng, in fact, you can also wear short sleeves! I...... I didn't have heat stroke, but I had a cold, a feeling of heat!
[Humorous joke] My girlfriend mentioned breaking up with me for the fourth time, and I admitted that I loved her, but I still pretended to look into her eyes and said: "This time I broke up, I will never reconcile with you again, are you sure?" She nodded. She may have thought I would be reconciled as before, but I missed it, but I didn't. She regretted it, and then she came to me and said, "You... Still a person? Looking at the crumbling tears in her eyes, I was slightly distressed, and after a moment of silence I said: I am not alone, am I a dog!