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Happy bachelor

author:Uncle has a mole

A friend with a high IQ asked me a few days ago why I have been single for so many years, the days must be very difficult, I listened to my heart clucking a little, as if everything in front of me was spinning, I felt that the brain was a little hypoxic, in order to cover up my gaffe, I quickly sat on the ground, adjusted my slightly trembling breathing, took a sip of tea, lit a door handed by a friend, and calmly spit out a big smoke ring... Single is still very beneficial, but mahjong all night, nightclubs do not return, but the roadside night stalls are proud to drink, the street is unscrupulous, can indulge in the landscape, swim in the clouds and rain, but tobacco and alcohol do not leave the hand without fear of the Hedong lion roar, nor because of not washing feet and being kicked out of bed, joy and sorrow all depend on their own mood, no nagging trouble, no scolding pain, no need to pay wages, one person eats the whole family is not hungry, the day is free.

Of course, everything is two-sided, single also has troubles, have to get used to loneliness, endure loneliness, the Most Heart-wrenching new year's festival, others come and go in pairs, I pity myself, life is irregular and unrestrained leading to premature aging of the body, a sigh said the bittersweet of single dogs; not do not want to have her, but do not know when to meet the right her, alas...! At this time, the friend asked me with a strange expression, then how to solve your problem, I looked at him contemptuously, and my fingers hooked him to attach his ear to him, so and so, so and so, so and so, listening to the friend's eyes shine, clapping his legs and praising him.

Our laughter was wafting in the air, and the sound of Dao Lang's singing in the distance was intoxicating.

2020.9.26.

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