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The jokes made by those blind historical people are simply ridiculous

author:No crabs are not happy

. Zhang Zuolin wrote a letter to the southern warlord and asked Zhang Xueliang to ghostwrite it, and Zhang Xueliang wrote a letter in a sprinkling way. Zhang Zuolin nodded and said, "Xiao Liuzi wrote well, but there is one point, who is the 'Fu Jiahui' you mentioned in the text?" Someone else said, "'Father's Secret' is you!" Zhang Zuolin said angrily, "Motherfucker! When did I change my name to "Fu Jiahui"!" Isn't Little Six your son! He didn't dare to mention your name, so he replaced it with 'Father's Secret'. It turned out that Zhang Zuolin said that he was a big old man and really did not deceive people!

. A couple was watching a TV series, and the woman suddenly asked, "Huh?" Zheng Chenggong is not a eunuch, where is the son! ”。 The boy said, "You are talking about zheng he, the eunuch of the Three Treasures!" "Aren't these two people alone?" I dizzy! It would be nice to say that this girl, at least I knew that Zheng He was a eunuch.

It's a true story of a couple going to the movies. The woman praised the appearance of Zhu De, played by the idol, and kept asking what happened later, is he okay? The man said that not only was he fine, but he finally became the head of the Ten Marshals! At this time, the big brother in the front row stopped doing it, and looked back and glared, "No spoilers!" My goodness! This is historical common sense, is this still using spoilers?

Take your kids to the theater to see the movie "1921". There is a set of shots inside about Chen Gongbo and his wife going shopping on the eve of a big meeting. Chen Gongbo's daughter-in-law wanted to buy a leather bag, and Chen Gongbo said not to buy it first. Just listen to the voice of the woman in the next seat educating her children: "If you look at the revolutionary leaders at that time, they didn't even dare to spend money on buying things for the sake of the people, and you should study like them in the future." I really want to say, big sister, would you like to know a little about history before educating your children? These two are a big traitor who covets personal enjoyment and is scolded! What do you say children learn from them?

I have a female colleague who loves to talk to people. Who to talk to, no matter what topic she can interject, I also admire her unique ability. Once we were discussing the history of the Qin and Han Dynasties, and this eldest sister leaned over and listened for half a day, probably thinking that she could know something about this topic. One of our colleagues teased her, "Do you know what the relationship between Qin Shi Huang and Ying Zheng is?" "Of course, I know that Yin Zheng is Qin Shi Huang's father!" We laughed!

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