Hi, I'm a basketball veteran and I've collated some of the funny God comments below yesterday (2021.11.12) NBA News. Let's take a look at the magical comments of those amazing netizens. Issue 22 of this issue.
1, News: During the Warriors' victory over the Timberwolves, Warriors guard Stephen Curry made a quick attack. Curry threw the ball high and Gary Payton II jumped up to catch the ball and slammed it violently. Speaking about the round, Curry said: "I heard everyone's reaction and I realised it wasn't an ordinary empty dunk.
(Gary Payton II dunk Source: Headline Gallery)
@ One thought after another: show envious eyes
@Bloody Return Thompson: That's the empty connection I can't do [Treacherous laughter] (@Zhang Jingyi's current boyfriend: you Clay can't do my dunk king Curry but small meaning [dog head])
@Rose passed to Curry to ride the dunk Kardashian: Little Payton, I don't know why Curry can't dunk the basket, he is obviously as tall as me. [Dog Head]
@p tens of thousands: I'm as tall as you, why do you jump so high [laugh]
@HarryAJ: Peyton II: "I remember when I was a kid my dad was on a business trip, and an uncle named Ma used to come and visit me and my mom. (@La la la ya ya: Yes, it is the first major striker in history, Ma Jian)
(Old comment: I remembered little Peyton's own joke: I wonder if the postman (Carl Malone) came when I wasn't there.) ）
2, News: Warriors player Klay Thompson updated social media and posted training photos: "Hey, Warriors fans, it's coming. Stay patient with me. Thompson's earliest comeback could be on Dec. 21 or 24.
@Side Face: This Class From Student to Worker (@K1ayT: From Man to Cow horse @Dark Knight Baxterman: From Virgin to Old Virgin)
@ Li Xiao: This class from brother to little sister [don't look]
@Lafeng's nickname 灬別 occupied: from pure love boy to good housewife man
(Old comment: The man who made the boss kneel, he is coming back [V5])
3, News: Donovan Mitchell 26 points, 5 rebounds and 4 assists; Rudy Gobert 19 points and 11 rebounds; Jordan Clarkson 11 points and 3 assists; Malcolm Brogdon 30 points, 9 rebounds and 4 assists; TJ McConnell 21 points, 8 rebounds and 5 assists; Miles Turner 13 points, 9 rebounds The two sides clashed in the late 4th quarter, and Turner, Ingles, Mitchell and Gobert were all expelled from the field 110:100 Pacers Lecer Sir
Gobert Turner Conflict Source: Headline Gallery
@Lei Lei Big Brother: Serve, walker you think he is strong, he gives you a slap, you think he is not strong, he gives you another slap
@ Choose the right pond to catch big fish: fight on the fight, have to play to warm up [cover your face], but Ingles dry referee, I have never seen it in the NBA for twenty years! Too addictive, too addictive [laughing and crying] (@佧佧icon: other players beat each other, Ingles directly beat the referee [cover his face])
@Accept all the taunts: Turner limit one for three, best of the day
@okc Wei Wei Wei Shao: Too addictive, too addictive, this game is too much fun (@ Tiger Poker JR Family: Old Kong, you have a voice [dog head])
@King Cornerstone Halliburton: Yo! We don't know if it's a "one" word, and we're still looking at NBA Na [dog head]
(Old demon comment: Today's fourth verse, just like the year of Jinbei, that is, chaos into a pot of porridge ah)
4, News: Owen Ins posted a set of pictures: My Blood, My People, My Land
(Uncle Drew starring Owen Stills Source: Headline Gallery)
@ Muzi is faintly dark: Haohao is like Feng Fei Yufeng, and does not know what it stops; fluttering is like a relic of independence, feathering and ascending immortals.
Lead the teacher, no, God I realized (@Harden sniper nemesis Dort: So drinking and enjoying, buckle and sing. GuiZhuo Xilan paddle, hit the air Ming Xi trace the streamer. [Dog head] @ Voice Champion Wu Keyue's only certified boyfriend: It's my favorite ancient Chinese learning session again)
@40 years of small fans: Owen: The world laughs at my madness, I laugh at the world can't see through it
@Kakarot Goku: To man without self, God without merit, saint without name [treacherous laughter]
@Alpine Clearwater Bay: Normal people who can do this? (@Raise your hand is three no sticks,: normal people who write diaries ah @crushing boring: he is like Nezha, Sanmao, King Kong Gourd Baby [dog head])
@Inner Mongolia LeBron James:
Adu: My article, when do you want to return?
Text: Mountains without ridges, rivers and waters are exhausted, winter thunder and earthquakes, summer rain and snow, heaven and earth are united, and dare to play with Jun
(Old man commented: ... Hi Kyrie, I'm a regular fan, I just want to see you play and can't understand your Ins [dog head])
5, News: Bam Adebayo 30 points, 11 rebounds; Kyle Lowry 25 points and 5 assists; Taylor Hilo 23 points and 7 rebounds; Paul George 27 points, 4 rebounds, 5 assists and 3 steals; Reggie Jackson 22 points; Eric Bledsoe 21 points, 2 blocks 109:112 Clippers Lick Heat to win six straight
(Paul George layup Source: Headline Gallery)
@ Report Teacher I went to find my daughter-in-law: The Clippers defeated the referee [laugh and cry]
@Eggplant Vernac vs Two-On-Six: The First Heat of the East came to the West to lose three times in a row, 1 win and 4 losses to start now six consecutive wins, the Clippers are full of staying power! (@Rose passed to Curry to ride Kardashian: I still have that sentence, the Clippers are not afraid of falling behind, they are afraid of leading)
@Send the bottom line ball to Pepper: Lou: When we're behind, we win. Paul Kills No Sentinel George
@Fan III: In the future, the Clippers start from 0:15 in each regular season game, and the playoffs start at 0:2, otherwise I am afraid that they will not play.
@ Super Giant All Dead Powder: Lu Guide: After the game is over, he still hangs on to ganha, opens the bottle for me [laughing cry] [laughing cry] [laughing cry]
(Old comment: If you are ahead, you will not play, which reminds me of Tuohai, that boy has never been ahead of [dog head] after so many races)
6, News: Fred VanVleet 32 points, 6 rebounds and 7 assists; Gary Trent Jr. 20 points, 4 rebounds, 4 assists and 2 steals; OG Anunoby 20 points, 4 rebounds and 4 assists; Teres Maxi 33 points, 4 rebounds, 5 assists and 2 blocks; Tobias Harris 19 points, 7 rebounds and 7 assists; Seth Curry 15 points, 6 rebounds and 4 assists 113:109 The Raptors sent the 76ers to a three-game losing streak
(VanVleet Source: Headline Gallery)
@Shufei: Maxi is what everyone calls Xidi, it is really good (@Sweet Fruit Candy: Zhenxidi is already in the lineup!) ）
@Flying Sky Drive Anna: This is Van Jordan! No one can stop, kill crazy, three points at key moments without mercy! (@Rupipi _wWKB: Fan Jordan has really opened up the second pulse of Ren Dou since he gave birth to a son)
@Three points of rain do not stop: don't put Van Jordan improper Jordan [cover quilt] (@ Dragon Worm: also don't put Seth Curry [cover quilt] [cover quilt])
(Old demon comment: I'm not playing today, so soon I became a stand-in??? ）
Have fun.
Basketball Veteran 2021.11.13 (Source: Sina/NetEase/Tiger Punch/Live)