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A crash handbook for European Cup female fans, you can challenge your weaknesses

author:The fourth brother nags than nags

The quadrennial European Championship is just around the corner! As a girl, do you find that the men around you are discussing football every day, and the dinner table and the circle of friends are full of information about the European Cup.

A crash handbook for European Cup female fans, you can challenge your weaknesses

Wrong, it's this one.

A crash handbook for European Cup female fans, you can challenge your weaknesses

During this month-long "big uncle" of men (intermittent convulsions, missing contacts, daytime sleepiness, nighttime wandering, hallucinations, paranoia), most women are probably not very interested in games, teams, and score results (after all, there are still 618 shopping carts waiting). But then there is no topic to talk about? Of course not!

Put away this carefully compiled European Cup guide for girls by the four brothers, and you can also try to appreciate this damn football project.

1. The official name of this competition is Euro 2020, why it will be postponed for 1 year, caused by the general environment.

A crash handbook for European Cup female fans, you can challenge your weaknesses

2. All the teams participating in the European Championship are from Europe, so there is no Brazil or Argentina, so Neymar, Messi, and Suarez will not appear, and the words European Championship will not appear in their honors.

A crash handbook for European Cup female fans, you can challenge your weaknesses

3, Real Madrid, Barcelona, Juventus do not participate in the European Championship, not because of the anger with UEFA, but the European Championship is a national team level game.

4. There will be no concept of host at this European Championship, as it is the first tournament to be co-hosted by UEFA's 12 countries. If you have to follow the custom of the 2016 European Championship in France and the 2012 European Championship in Poland and Ukraine, then this competition can be called the 2020 United Kingdom, Russia, Spain, Azerbaijan, Ireland, Italy, Denmark, Hungary, Hungary, Romania, Germany, Europe.

A crash handbook for European Cup female fans, you can challenge your weaknesses

5, during the European Championship, there will be interspersed with the Chinese team's matches, if you hear the news of the Chinese team's promotion, don't worry about encountering Germany and France, because we are comparing the qualifiers for the Qatar World Cup, don't be confused.

A crash handbook for European Cup female fans, you can challenge your weaknesses

6, the current world number one is not France, England, but Belgium, and in this position has been a long time (although this ranking is not useful), you know in the 2007 ranking, they are still next to the Chinese team.

A crash handbook for European Cup female fans, you can challenge your weaknesses

7. The first overall value of national team players is England, but they have never won the European Championship.

A crash handbook for European Cup female fans, you can challenge your weaknesses

8, the participating teams did not have britain, but sent England, Wales, Scotland three teams to participate, one country accounted for three places, which is very excessive, and the Anglo-Soviet war did not have anything to do with the Soviet Union, referring to England and Scotland in a group need to die.

A crash handbook for European Cup female fans, you can challenge your weaknesses

9, England does not have Jesse Lingard, Germany does not have Levan, the former is restricted by TikTok, the latter is because he is Polish.

A crash handbook for European Cup female fans, you can challenge your weaknesses

10, very few fans will be interested in all the games, if he watches a match similar to Austria vs North Macedonia at three o'clock in the morning, this does not prove his love of football, 80% because he bought a football lottery ticket.

11. The frequent substitutions of the head coach in the game are not because he has a choice syndrome, but the rules allow for 5 substitutions per game.

A crash handbook for European Cup female fans, you can challenge your weaknesses

12, the European Championship game is not suspended, but the first and second half will have a short break opportunity, players can take the opportunity to replenish water, apply some sunscreen, apply a mask, send a selfie or something.

A crash handbook for European Cup female fans, you can challenge your weaknesses

13. During the game, the referee suddenly shouted cut and ran to the sideline to watch the monitor, not to be dissatisfied with the performance of the players on the field, but the VR video referee made a small report to remind the referee to go and verify the new situation. In the same way, don't be in a hurry to celebrate after seeing a goal, football entering the goal is not the same as effective scoring, and the result depends on the referee's final confirmation gesture.

A crash handbook for European Cup female fans, you can challenge your weaknesses

14. The bottle that the referee carries with him is not a hairspray to shape and maintain the image, but a scribing spray to mark the location of the foul and the standing area of the defensive player.

A crash handbook for European Cup female fans, you can challenge your weaknesses

One of the 15 or 24 teams that stands out at first sight is Switzerland because its flag is square.

A crash handbook for European Cup female fans, you can challenge your weaknesses

16, if you want to highlight your personality is different, you can pretend to be a niche to pursue some non-big-name teams, such as supporting the Czech Republic, Croatia, it will show that you are very affectionate, support finland, North Macedonia, will show that you are very courageous, support Hungary, it will appear that you have no friends.

A crash handbook for European Cup female fans, you can challenge your weaknesses

17, if you need to package yourself as a veteran fan, you can mention C Ronaldo's injury celebration, Ireland's ten thousand people singing, Iceland's Viking war roar, but never discuss Van Basten's zero-angle goal, Tordo's battle god, Danish fairy tales, Greek mythology, easy to reveal, more importantly, will expose age.

A crash handbook for European Cup female fans, you can challenge your weaknesses

18, do not like to watch more than twenty people for a ball to fight for the wind and jealousy, only look at the face is also allowed. To ask who is the most handsome player in this European Championship, the answer is mixed, but don't say the name De Jong, because it is likely that what you want to express is:

A crash handbook for European Cup female fans, you can challenge your weaknesses

(Frenki De Jong)

But what comes to mind in the boy's mind is:

A crash handbook for European Cup female fans, you can challenge your weaknesses

(Nigel De Jong)

19, do not believe what he said about the three o'clock in the morning game is not too late, after watching it there is still time to make up for it and then go to work, you must know that after entering the knockout round, there will be extra time, penalty shootout, if you encounter the recent Europa League final Manchester United and Villarreal's kind of penalty, a game can be directly kicked to the morning rush hour.

20. Regarding the names of players, there are still rules to follow in some countries: there are many Silva in the Portuguese team (Andrei Silva, Rui Silva, Bernardo Silva, Rafa Silva), the drivers of the Polish team (Lewandowski, Svedlski, Zelinski, Frankowski, Beresinsky, Skorupuski, Fabianski); many Croatian qi (Kalinic, Livakovic, Modric, Kovacic, Brozovic, Passalic, Perisic, Kramarić, Rebic); Czech very good (Vaclik, Kadrabek, Barak, Hložek, Pesek, Sevik, Hick, Kormenček), many Russian players (Safonov, Karavayev, Semenov, Cheryshev, Barinov, Zhirkov, Kuzaev, Makarov, Sobolev), Many Swedish pines (Danielsson, Augustinsson, Jansson, Klesson, Olsson, Svensson, Quiy).

A crash handbook for European Cup female fans, you can challenge your weaknesses

21, it does not matter what the offside is, and do not try to find the people around you for answers, because specifically the offside is:

A crash handbook for European Cup female fans, you can challenge your weaknesses

The passing moment catcher is closer to the goal than the opposing penultimate player. The goalkeeper is the penultimate number one.

A crash handbook for European Cup female fans, you can challenge your weaknesses

There are two situations here, one is that the passer intends to pass to the receiver, but the defender has no intention of blocking the ball to the receiver. The receiver is in an offside position and has the intention to take the ball and attack, and is judged to be offside. One is that the defender deliberately passes back to the goalkeeper, and the attacking player takes the ball in an offside position and does not offside. The key is who gets the ball into offside position at the feet of the attacking player.

A crash handbook for European Cup female fans, you can challenge your weaknesses

The pass instantly catches the player in front of the ball.

A crash handbook for European Cup female fans, you can challenge your weaknesses

Offside position back to pick up the ball.

A crash handbook for European Cup female fans, you can challenge your weaknesses

Whether it is hitting the goalpost to bounce back or the goalkeeper to block out, it is a offside position.

A crash handbook for European Cup female fans, you can challenge your weaknesses

In an offside position, there is no ball, but it is a distraction from the opposing goalkeeper, which is also offside.

A crash handbook for European Cup female fans, you can challenge your weaknesses

The pass is instantly received behind the ball, as long as the receiver is behind the ball, the ball is passed forward, and the horizontal pass and return pass are not offside.

A crash handbook for European Cup female fans, you can challenge your weaknesses

Offside positions do not take the ball and do not offside.

A crash handbook for European Cup female fans, you can challenge your weaknesses

No midfielders are offside. Goal balls, corners, out-of-bounds balls were not offside.

How, do you understand?

A crash handbook for European Cup female fans, you can challenge your weaknesses

Finally, I hope everyone can enjoy this summer and enjoy this feast of football.

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