Wang Ning Dabing Chen Haoming sketch "Why Have You Ever Met" Line Script / Happy Comedian 7

Boss: Man, is there anybody?

Xiao Qian: Here it comes.

Owner: Pickled cup of goji berries.

Xiao Qian: Good boss.

Boss: Turn on the lights, Grandma.

Grandma: Here it comes.

Boss: Oh, which grandmother are you playing?

Grandma: I played grandma in "Ghost of a Woman".

Boss: You play my grandmother, the pony.

Pony: It's late.

Boss: What is your reason for today.

Pony: Picked up Xiao Ning by the way.

Boss: Xiaoning.

Pony: Report the loss.

Wang Ning: What is the loss of what is missing, you threw me on the highway you know no.

Boss: Okay, how many times have I said that we are doing the secret room, so far, scare scare scare you, it belongs to you, every time you scare into "death", all the bad reviews are for you.

Wang Ning: That bad review is not just for me, besides, when I first came, you promised me to act.

Owner: Tree spirit.

Wang Ning: Do you see you giving me this dress, like a tree spirit, a moss spirit, or a leek essence, when I look in the mirror, I even suspect that I am a mop.

Boss: Ning, you have to have confidence, you are not a mop, who sprinkles water (in) this.

Pony: Boss, owes two months' salary.

Boss: I'm going to talk about wages, a male customer wants to propose to us, the ring is in this box, only to ask for a successful marriage, and all the wages owed to you are paid.

Grandma: Boss, you're so handsome.

Boss: Look at the photos clearly, don't scare the wrong person.

Xiao Qian: This woman's length is also proposed.

Grandma: Who can look at her?

Pony: There must be something wrong with this man's brain.

Wang Ning: This woman is my ex-girlfriend.

Boss: Come on, start work, start early and check out early.

Soldier: Don't be afraid, nothing happens, there's me, is he exhausting?

Xiao Qian: Ah, save me, someone chased me.

Grandma: Xiao Qian, Xiao Qian, Xiao Qian, Xiao Qian.

Soldier: What are you shaking.

Mingming: I didn't shake.

Soldier: Ah, I may have a little low blood sugar in my hand, oh my mother.

Wang Ning: How can you, the man, push a woman forward?

Soldier: Don't scare me with that movement, do you think I'm afraid of you?

Wang Ning: What happened to me, you fainted, your boss will come and scold me, wake up.

Mingming: Don't hit him, Wang Xiaoning, why are you here.

Wang Ning: It's been more than two years since we broke up, but you can still recognize me at a glance.

(Unfinished)

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