Anchor Lunch Tea is a newsletter column of the e-sports circle that must be changed every day on weekdays. Previously, it has been widely circulated in the circle of friends of e-sports people in the form of pictures, and every day at about 10:30 a.m., countless fanatics who love e-sports eat fritters and pancake fruits on our afternoon tea. I hope you trolls don't stingy, eggs and tomatoes and so on don't throw too much!
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◆ Circle anchor
1. Xiao Lou posted a strong expression contrast before and after taking his own photo and gave a self-evaluation of "quiet as a virgin, moving like a madman", and the water friend corrected: "Quiet like a dead rabbit, moving like a mad dog." ”
2. Killing Kamikaze went out to accompany his father to pick up a car and go shopping, so the pigeons were broadcast live, and the water friends praised the filial piety of the anchor and ridiculed: "I have no complaints about this bowl of pigeon soup." ”
3.Gogoing posted his schedule of monday mixed Tuesday paralysis other days from 1 pm to 6 o'clock, water friends read it and angrily said: "Who do you tell at night time!" ”
4. For Strawberry to come to the program recording Jy said that he was very happy to be with his future relatives, and Shuiyou continued: "What is the use of you agreeing to not kissing the family, this matter will have to be asked to the prisoner in the future." ”
5. Gu Hand Yu posted a selfie after cutting his hair and asked the fans who they looked like, and the water friend replied: "I help you popularize the science, Gu Hand Yu, the daimyo Chinese pastoral dog, which is what we often call the earth dog in our mouths." ”
◆ Knife circle anchor
1. Ah Chuan was shocked to hear that the coach found his girlfriend and asked about the truth of the fan matter, and the water friend dismissed: "It is a wishful thinking cloud spare tire." ”
2. The old captain who got up at 9 o'clock in the morning sighed his invincible biological clock, and the water friend continued: "Dreaming is not addictive, deliberately climb up to fight." ”
3. Ashasha shared a video of "how to disguise yourself as a big chest", and Shui Youzheng said: "I believe that you are a person with tolerance, turn it to Leng Shen." ”
4. Brother Milk opened a live broadcast under the name of "carry improvement class", and ob fans came to respond: "Little zombies, little snappers, little dragon people, little squid, and little nipples came to report in groups." ”
5. Burning called the new version "new version" to sell Meng, water friends joked: "A handful of old talk and stacked words, hurry up the new version, grab the monkey monkey, hit gg." ”
◆ Comprehensive information
1. Xiao Jie said that every time he plays a single-player game because the plot requires teammates to sacrifice, he makes himself very congested, and ShuiYou comforts him at the right time: "It's time to relax with a wonderful and exciting gold miner!" ”
2. Peach peach on the grounds that "squeezing the chest too much to cause lack of oxygen" as the reason for the pigeon live broadcast, the water friend cried and laughed and replied: "This excuse is very innovative."
3. Qianxue, who arrived in Macau, immediately forgot the pain of seasickness and death, instantly revived with blood and began to eat and drink, and the water friends joked: "Come back fat into ten thousand snows." ”
4. Liu Jiji posted a photo of himself and a beautiful woman to show that the car was bumpy and therefore gave a photo, and the water friend replied: "I am afraid that the car will shake too hard and I can't see your face clearly." ”
5. Autumn Sun posted a photo of himself and Fuji and named it "We are not a day", and water friends sent their blessings one after another: "Congratulations to this couple!" ”
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