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（166）Precise Calculation
There was once a large, fat woman who had a small, thin husband. He had a job in a big company and was given his wages every Friday evening. As soon as he got home on Fridays, his wife made him give her all his money , and then she gave him back only enough to buy his lunch in the office every day. One day the man came home very excited. He hurried into the living room. His wife was listening to the radio and eating chocolates there.“You'll never guess what happened to me today, dear," he said.
He waited a few seconds and then added,"I won ten thousand dollars in the lottery ！”“That's wonderful!” said his wife, delighted.But in a few seconds she added angrily,"But wait a moment! How could you afford to buy the ticket?”
精打細算
從前這兒有位很肥胖的婦女有個瘦小的老公。他在一家大公司裡有一份工作，每周五領薪水。每到周五，一回家，他老婆就讓他把錢全交出來，然後就隻給他每天在辦公室剛夠吃飯的錢。
一天，那男的很興奮的回到家，當他走進起房間時，他老婆正在那裡一邊聽收音機，一邊吃着巧克力。
“你永遠也猜不到我今天出什麼事了，親愛的。”他說。
他停頓了幾秒鐘後繼續說：“我買彩票赢了1萬美金。”
“太棒了，”老婆高興地說，但幾秒鐘後便生氣了：“等等，你哪兒來的錢買彩票？”
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