詹姆斯引用鋼鐵俠原話@裡夫斯：别去做我會做的事情
[–]Raptorsin_pizza_we_trust 4529 points 8 hours ago
Only 8 emotes and no hashtag. Was Lebron hacked?
猛龍球迷：隻有8個表情，沒有加标簽，詹姆斯是被盜号了嗎？
[–][LAL] Kobe BryantDongsquad420BlazeIt 1280 points 8 hours ago
#WashedEmoteKing
湖人球迷：#過氣的表情符号國王
[–]WarriorsKevon-Looneys-burner 323 points 7 hours ago
8 emojis isn’t just 8 emojis.. I’ll explain it to you later
勇士球迷：8個表情符号不隻是8個表情符号……我待會跟你解釋。
[–]Thym3Travlr 54 points 6 hours ago
What is this a reference to?
球迷：這唱的是哪出？
[–]WarriorsScuttleduck 177 points 6 hours ago*
One time in the playoffs someone asked him about fadeaways vs layups and he said "two points isn't two points, I'll explain it to you later" and then the next game he hit a ridiculous gamewinning 2pt shot vs toronto, so we're all like... did he plan that?
勇士球迷：有一次季後賽，有人問他後仰跳投和上籃的比較，然後他說，“2分不是分嗎？我待會跟你解釋。”然後後面那場比賽，他面對猛龍命中了一記不可思議的絕殺2分球。是以我們當時心想……他這是計劃好的嗎？
[–]Netsourcourageourcancer 2391 points 8 hours ago
Reaves really nailed that Tom Holland frog in the mouth look there lmao
籃網球迷：裡夫斯把荷蘭弟嘴裡藏青蛙的外貌拿捏得死死的。（美媒曾吐槽荷蘭弟的嘴巴，認為他嘴巴張不開，好像裡面藏了一隻青蛙，而荷蘭弟本人也轉載了該條新聞，并寫道：“這也太搞笑了，我能證明謠言是真的。”）
[–]carl73833 2199 points 8 hours ago
Tagged him too
Looks like he won’t be one of LeGM’s casualties
球迷：還@裡夫斯了
看樣子他不會成為詹經理的交易資産之一了。
[–]Similar-Tradition-93 1080 points 8 hours ago
he’s prolly the only guy safe on that roster😭😭
球迷：他可能是陣容裡唯一一個安全的家夥😭😭。
[–]LakersDonaldtrumpet6543 709 points 8 hours ago
He's basically another Caruso. Lebron aint gonna let what happened to caruso happen again lpl
湖人球迷：他就是第二個卡魯索，詹姆斯不會讓發生在卡魯索身上的事再次發生了。
[–]Lakersdiamondisunbreakable 694 points 6 hours ago
Behind every LeBron championship is a reliable white boy role player!
湖人球迷：老詹的每個總冠軍背後，都有一個值得依賴的白人角色球員。
[–]LakersCaptainKurls 392 points 6 hours ago
We got Mike Miller, Delly, Caruso and now reeves
湖人球迷：我們有過邁克-米勒，德拉維多瓦，卡魯索，現在是裡夫斯。
[–]KnickedUp 523 points 8 hours ago
New Caruso right on track
球迷：新一代卡魯索正在穩步發展。
[–]whoknewbamboo 204 points 8 hours ago
Should've paid old Caruso
湖人球迷：本該留下卡魯索一代的。
[–]Bucksstunro17 47 points 7 hours ago
Could've had 2 Carusos
雄鹿球迷：你們本能擁有兩個卡魯索的。
[–]HeatJRowdy18 459 points 7 hours ago
Imagine being a rookie and LeBron posts a picture with you and tags you lmao. Man has really made it
熱火球迷：想象作為一個新秀，然後詹姆斯發了一張和你的合照，還@你了，天哪，裡夫斯真的做到了。
[–]Thunderb-rad515 187 points 6 hours ago
An undrafted rookie too
雷霆球迷：還是一位落選秀。
[–]NOYB94 1386 points 8 hours ago
I unironically thought one of LBJ's post is funny. Am I boomer now?
球迷：我居然覺得老詹這次發的是有趣的。我成老年人了嗎？（注：Boomer指在1946-1964年出生的人。）
[–][BOS] Kevin Garnetta_fking_feeder 393 points 8 hours ago
shit, me too. i think that means it's time to up my emoji game 🥩🥩🥩🥩
凱爾特人球迷：淦，跟我想一塊去了。我覺得是時候更新一波我的表情包了🥩🥩🥩🥩
[–]LakersBigBallerBryant 1262 points 8 hours ago
Austin could totally play Peter Parker too lmao
湖人球迷：裡夫斯可以直接去扮演蜘蛛俠了，笑死了。
[–]mmmmm_pi 643 points 8 hours ago
He's got the young-looking face, but he's way too tall. It'd only work if the rest of the cast was also made up of NBA players. He's 6'-5", only looks short next to LeBron.
球迷：他長了一張少年感的臉，但是他太高了。除非蜘蛛俠其他演員也換成NBA球員，他已經1米96了，隻是站在詹姆斯身邊顯得矮。
[–]Lakerscaughtinthought 406 points 8 hours ago
I always forget how massive Bron is lol my tallest friend is 6'5 and I'm just imagining Bron making him look this short and its blowing my mind... Then there's like Yao and stuff. Human body is so weird.
湖人球迷：我總是忘記詹姆斯有多高大了，我身邊最高的朋友就是1米96。單純想象詹姆斯讓他看起來很矮小就讓我感覺不可思議了。還有之前姚明和其他人的合照。人的身體太奇怪了。
[–]BullsWitdasooo 33 points 7 hours ago*
Austin Reaves-Spiderman
Lebron- Iron Man
Lebron- Captain America
Lebron- Captain Marvel
Lebron- Black Panther
Russ- Hawkeye Mantis
Lebron- Hulk
Lebron- Starlord
Lebron- Thor
公牛球迷：裡夫斯扮演蜘蛛俠
詹姆斯扮演：鋼鐵俠，美隊，黑豹，綠巨人，星爵和雷神。
威少扮演鷹眼。
[–]Suns BandwagonXGPfresh 27 points 6 hours ago
I love Russ, but you need aim to be hawkeye.
太陽球迷：我喜歡威少，但是成為鷹眼你得有準心啊。
[–][DET] Grant HillUrAveragePanda 544 points 9 hours ago
“I am Iron Man”
snaps fingers
westbrook fades away
活塞球迷：“我是鋼鐵俠。”
打了響指。
威少化成了灰。
[–]LakersStoneColdAM 405 points 9 hours ago
LeBron: “Get over here, kid… let’s go get some ice cream. Lemme tell you about an old friend of mine named Alex Caruso…”
湖人球迷：詹姆斯，“過來，孩子。讓我們去買點冰淇淋。讓我跟你說說我的一個老朋友，他的名字叫亞曆克斯-卡魯索……”
[–]FieryRedButthole 167 points 9 hours ago
LeTony Stark
球迷：托尼-詹鐵俠。
[–]debosscansockme 63 points 9 hours ago
He's not LeThanos anymore?
球迷：他不再是詹滅霸了嗎？
來源：Reddit
編譯：Fontaine