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鍵盤俠|這鏡頭把我帶回了 我呆立桌旁爸媽檢查我成績的那天

鍵盤俠|這鏡頭把我帶回了 我呆立桌旁爸媽檢查我成績的那天

1月10日,湖人坐鎮主場迎戰灰熊,前三節湖人一度落後接近30分。末節雙方相繼換上替補,雖然湖人替補貢獻一波21-0将分差追至個位數,把灰熊主力打了回來,但最終還是119-127不敵灰熊。當晚,詹姆斯坐在場邊檢視資料表,恰巧被身旁的威少瞥見。

本場比賽雙方資料

湖人(21-20):詹姆斯35分9闆7助、威少6分7闆6助、蒙克7分5闆3助3帽、S-約翰遜2分3闆、布拉德利7分2斷、安東尼7分、裡夫斯16分、塔克13分、阿裡紮3分5闆、艾靈頓16分、霍華德7分4闆。

灰熊(28-14):賈倫-傑克遜21分12闆6帽、貝恩23分4闆3助3斷、莫蘭特16分5闆7助、凱爾-安德森14分7闆8助、威廉姆斯9分3助、康查爾12分4闆、梅爾頓4分4闆3助、蒂爾曼9分4闆、克拉克14分、泰厄斯-瓊斯5分3闆6助。

[–]Brave_Sock4179 4296 points 4 hours ago2

Looks like my dad seeing my report card

球迷:和我爸看我成績單時的樣子一毛一樣

[–]tommy_eide 1102 points 3 hours ago

Next Lakers game:

Russell Westbrook - DNP grounded

球迷:下一場湖人比賽:拉塞爾-威斯布魯克DNP沒跑了

[–]LakersBig-Shtick 401 points 2 hours ago

Woj: "Westbrook heard screaming from the locker room, 'You're not my real dad!' LeBron reportedly asking fans for a belt and five minutes."

湖人球迷:名記:“威少聽到更衣室傳來咆哮聲。‘你不是我的親生爸爸!’據報道,詹姆斯向球迷要了一根皮帶以及五分鐘的天倫之樂時間。”

鍵盤俠|這鏡頭把我帶回了 我呆立桌旁爸媽檢查我成績的那天

[–]CIark 481 points 4 hours ago

“I had no expectations and I’m still somehow disappointed”

球迷:“我本來對你也沒多大指望,可你這是真有點坑啊”

[–]LakersSkorua 93 points 2 hours ago

How do you fail P.E.

湖人球迷:“說說,你這體育課咋挂的?”

鍵盤俠|這鏡頭把我帶回了 我呆立桌旁爸媽檢查我成績的那天

[–]Heat302born 49 points 3 hours ago

Lebron about to take away Russ triple double privileges

熱火球迷:詹姆斯馬上要收走威少的三雙特權了

[–]LakersEverybodyBuddy 71 points 2 hours ago

Of Lebron’s three children, which do you think he considers the biggest disappointment?

A) Russ B) IT C) Kyrie

湖人球迷:詹姆斯三個孩子裡,你覺得誰讓他最失望?A.威少,B.小托馬斯,C.歐文

[–]MavericksPRsAndDR 2138 points 4 hours ago

Westbrook peepin' to see how many rebounds he needs to get for a triple double lmao

獨行俠球迷:威少偷瞄一眼,是想看看還要搶幾個籃闆才能達到三雙,哈哈

[–]Netspedja13 607 points 4 hours ago

"Damn I am 5 rebounds short,but if I dip into my turnover bag I can still get the triple double,just need 3 more."

籃網球迷:“淦,咋還差5個籃闆!沒事,把失誤給算上,再失誤3次,老子還是三雙!”

[–]76ers6000chickenfajitas 155 points 3 hours ago

more turnovers -> more opposition possessions -> more chances for defensive rebounds

76人球迷:失誤更多->對方進攻機會更多->搶防守籃闆的機會更多

[–]ayending1 197 points 4 hours ago

Give me my fucking rebounds, Dwight, you are not even a top 75!

球迷:别TM搶我籃闆,霍華德!你連75大球星都不是!

鍵盤俠|這鏡頭把我帶回了 我呆立桌旁爸媽檢查我成績的那天

[–]RyanKeen07 1405 points 5 hours ago

I'm getting bad flashbacks to the kitchen table as my parents were reviewing my grades

球迷:這鏡頭帶我回到了那一年的那一天,我呆立餐桌旁,等爸媽檢查我的成績

[–]frusciantepepper 279 points 5 hours ago

Those were the worst times of my life, My parents took me off the basketball team one year because I was a straight C student lol

球迷:那是我人生的至暗時刻。因為各科成績都是C,我爸媽讓我退出籃球隊一年,哈哈

[–]KnicksGreen__Bananas 134 points 2 hours ago

No offense but they did the right thing

尼克斯球迷:無意冒犯,可你爸媽做得沒毛病

[–]ayending1 242 points 4 hours ago

"Russ, you got two C- and four D+. I gonna ask.."

"Next question, dad."

“小威,你有兩科C-、四科D+,我想問……”

“下一個問題,爸爸!”

鍵盤俠|這鏡頭把我帶回了 我呆立桌旁爸媽檢查我成績的那天

[–]CIark 38 points 4 hours ago

“Tell your mom I’m going to the store for cigarettes”

球迷:“給你媽說,老子出去買包煙”

[–]MavericksClickElectronic 1396 points 4 hours ago

Strong 2018 Cavs vibes lately

獨行俠球迷:如圖,夢回2018年的騎士

鍵盤俠|這鏡頭把我帶回了 我呆立桌旁爸媽檢查我成績的那天

[–]GrizzliesNetflixAndNikah 679 points 3 hours ago

I'm crying this picture perfectly encapsulates that hot mess of a cavs team right before the trade lmao

灰熊球迷:笑尿了,這張圖完美呈現了當年騎士隊交易之前的糟糕局面

[–][LAL] Kareem RushRah_Rah_RU_Rah 364 points 2 hours ago

Bron really said fuck it I'm getting shooters and it worked. That post deadline offense was beautiful

湖人球迷:詹姆斯說要有射手,于是,就有了射手。别說,交易後騎士隊的進攻還真不賴

[–]WarriorsBalls_of_Adamanthium 1018 points 5 hours ago*

That beard scratching as Russ gets up did it for me. Quality editing.

勇士球迷:威少起身、老詹撓胡子的鏡頭戳到我了。給剪輯師加雞腿。

[–]_BeefyTaco 328 points 3 hours ago

Lets be honest, did anyone think Russ to the Lakers would work out?

球迷:U1S1,難道真有人認為威少适合湖人?

[–]BagRight8939 968 points 5 hours ago

LeGM gearing up to make some decisions

球迷:總經理詹姆斯上線,即将做出一些決定

[–]NetsKwilly462 272 points 5 hours ago

He can decide all he wants, he's not getting rid of Russ's contract

籃網球迷:别吹了,他想要别的也許都能決定,可想要處理掉威少的合同?門都沒有啊

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantRyanZee08 419 points 5 hours ago

I would just like to point out hes been traded twice while people have been screaming this.

湖人球迷:我想插一句,都說威少合同大、處理不掉,可他已經被交易兩次了

[–]NetsKwilly462 104 points 5 hours ago

But this is the worst he's ever played his entire career

籃網球迷:可現在是他職業生涯裡打得最差的時候

[–]Lakersrawchess 129 points 4 hours ago

LeGM deciding to take his talents back to Cleveland

湖人球迷:總經理詹姆斯決定将自己的天賦帶回克利夫蘭

[–]phuqo5 78 points 3 hours ago

Man the city of Cleveland gonna have to buy this mans jersey for the third fuckin time? Excellent grift.

球迷:克利夫蘭球迷要第三次買這家夥的球衣?我了個擦!趕緊下載下傳反詐中心APP

[–][MIN] Tyus JonesIslandkid679 247 points 5 hours ago

"Aight, who's going on the trading block?"

森林狼球迷:“好吧,要把誰交易掉呢?”

[–]Heat302born 75 points 3 hours ago

Everyone.

熱火球迷:一個不留

[–]DowntownTopRanking 158 points 6 hours ago

What Westbrook is doing to that paper (in his mind).

球迷:威少(腦海中)是這麼幹的!

鍵盤俠|這鏡頭把我帶回了 我呆立桌旁爸媽檢查我成績的那天

[–]tendy-hands 97 points 5 hours ago

Is there a point at looking at the stats during the game? Is he going to see who’s shooting better and be more likely to pass to them?

球迷:你說他會不會是想看一下這場比賽誰投得更準,接下來想多傳球給他?

[–]Lakers9D_Chess 356 points 5 hours ago

He's taking mental notes of who the fuck is getting shipped out next week

湖人球迷:他是想捋一下下個禮拜誰得卷鋪蓋走人?

[–]LakersStoneColdAM 77 points 5 hours ago

Russ: “Did I do good LeBron?…. LeBron?”

LeGM (on the phone): “Yeah, hi, this is LeBron James… I was wondering if you were interested in a gently used Russell Westbrook….”

湖人球迷:威少:“我的資料咋樣,老詹?……老詹?”總經理詹姆斯(打電話中):“對對對,我是勒布朗-詹姆斯……我就是想問一下,你們對拉塞爾-威斯布魯克有沒有興趣?九成新,包郵……”

[–]NetsNoobAccount123456 1009 points 7 hours ago*

Found a 2011 tweet from Draymond in college saying this lol

籃網球迷:找到一條追夢2011年上大學時發的推特,哈哈

鍵盤俠|這鏡頭把我帶回了 我呆立桌旁爸媽檢查我成績的那天

(翻譯:維斯布魯克又要把雷霆給投死了)

[–]ThunderTheRecovery 215 points 6 hours ago

This is 11 years ago, Jesus Christ.

雷霆球迷:這可是11年前啊,我了個大擦

[–]76ersallinasecond 98 points 6 hours ago

And nothing changed!

76人球迷:任它滄海桑田,我自龜然不動

[–][BKN] Kevin Durantsukjustin4 33 points 4 hours ago

Consistency is key - and also triple doubles

籃網球迷:要的就是一如既往——還有三雙!

[–]Raptorsmisterpizzaguy 251 points 8 hours ago

If it smells like shit wherever you go….

猛龍球迷:如果你不管走到哪,都聞到一股臭味……

[–]RaptorsThaNorth 157 points 7 hours ago

They say there's an asshole at every party. I haven't met him yet.

猛龍球迷:他們說每個派對上都會有一個攪屎棍。我咋從沒見過。

來源:Reddit

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