像電視劇裡說的：地主家也沒餘糧啊。
上帝也缺錢。
When it comes to bullshit, big time,major league bullshit,
當編造了這個謊言，史上最大的謊言
you have to stand in awe, in awe of the all time champion of false promises and
exaggreated claims religion.
你敬畏地，敬畏于這個虛假的預言和誇大的宗教宣言之冠。
No contest.
沒有什麼能與之相提并論的。
Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told.
宗教很容易地和你講這個最厲害的狗屁故事
Think about it.
仔細想想
Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky
who watches everything you do, every minute of every day.
教義裡竟然說服人們：這裡有一個看不見的人生活在天上，他時時刻刻看着你做的每一件事情。
And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do.
這個看不見的人有一個單子，裡面記了十件他不想你做的事情。
And if you do any of these ten things,
當你做了這裡面的事情
he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish
他有一個特别的地方 ，那裡充滿了火、煙，燃燒着、充滿折磨和痛苦的地方
where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry
forever and ever till the end of time.
他會送你到那裡，讓你承受着痛苦、被火烤、被煙嗆，無論你在裡面如何哀求、哭喊都無法離開，一天又一天，直到時間的盡頭。
But he loves you. He loves you
但是他愛你，他愛着你
(shake my head,indeed, what kind of love is like that,somebody would say it is cruel,but he said it's love,tough love)
He loves you and he needs money.
他愛你同時他需要錢
He always needs money.
他總是需要錢
He's all-powerful, and perfect,all knowing and all wise somehow just can't handle money.
他有無盡的力量，他非常完美，知道世上所有事情，擁有一切智慧。但是就是不能管好錢
Religion takes in billions of dollars. they pay no taxes,and they always need a little more.
教派有萬億的美元，他們不用納稅，但他們總是需要更多一點
Now you talk about a good bullshit story.
這個謊言說得多好啊。
Holy shit.
從這個教堂雕塑可以看出上層奴役着下層
單詞：test->contest, testify, testimony
aggreate->exaggreate
test n.v. 測試、試驗、化驗、檢查
contest come+test 一起來測試，就是競賽
英[ˈkɒntest , kənˈtest]美[ˈkɑːntest , kənˈtest]
n.競賽; 比賽; (控制權或權力的)争奪，競争;
vt.争取赢得(比賽、選舉等); 争辯; 就…提出異議;
[例句]The contest was as much about personalities as it was about politics.
競賽比手段政策，也比個性。
testify test+ify 檢查出來就是證明，證明
v.(尤指出庭)作證; 證明; 證明; 見證(上帝的存在);
testimony test+i+mony mony是一個單獨的單詞，adj.許多的 prep.許多人
許多人的檢查結果
n.證據; 證明; 證詞; 證言; 口供;
aggreate n. vt. 合計，總計
比sum更正式一些 如aggreate health聚積财富
exaggerate ex+aggreate 比合計還大的
英[ɪɡˈzædʒəreɪt]美[ɪɡˈzædʒəreɪt]
v.誇張; 誇大; 言過其實;
[例句]The hotel was really filthy and I'm not exaggerating.
我不是誇張，這旅店真的很髒。