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The 7 ways of the snake spirit to defeat the gourd baby, I laughed 30 years ago, and cried 30 years later

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Who would have thought that it took decades to live to produce "Gourd Baby" and it turned out that it was not for children.

What's going on?

Some netizens re-explained the plot, and after picking up the metaphor behind it, everyone began to feel that this animation is now a "banned film", and there is no chance to broadcast it at all.

At the end of "Gourd Baby", the gourd brothers turned into a seven-colored peak composed of seven boulders, suppressing the snake spirit and the scorpion king.

The 7 ways of the snake spirit to defeat the gourd baby, I laughed 30 years ago, and cried 30 years later

In the sequel "Gourd Little King Kong", in order to avenge his sister and brother-in-law, the green snake spirit vowed to sawn open the gourd mountain and refine the gourd brothers into a seven-heart pill that can live forever.

When the mountain was opened and the stone was chiseled, the seven-colored peaks did not move at all, and the green snake carefully made a plan, and the eye bones turned around:

"Although the gourd brothers have become mountains, they are tightly connected and as solid as a rock, and they cannot be chopped by axes alone. At present, we must first cut off their contact, and then use the methods of digging the foot of the wall, exploiting loopholes, and finding gaps to shake the foundation, so that they can be broken down and arrested one by one!"

Is this really digging a mountain?

Let's talk about it carefully.

The 7 ways of the snake spirit to defeat the gourd baby, I laughed 30 years ago, and cried 30 years later

01

The big baby was born with infinite strength, incomparably brave, and her arms have the strength of ten thousand jun, symbolizing those with outstanding ability.

The green snake spirit's way to deal with him is money.

She took off her earrings and pinched a mantra, and the earrings turned into gold rings in the air, and when they landed, they turned into copper coins, covering the entire ground.

The green snake spirit was very arrogant: "Red baby, you can't deal with my magic weapon, this is called Qian Tongshen, you beware of falling into the eye of money, don't think about getting out again!"

Money can be channeled, this name is more to the point.

The 7 ways of the snake spirit to defeat the gourd baby, I laughed 30 years ago, and cried 30 years later

Look around, how many are corrupted by money?

Putting aside those serious incidents, let's talk about the things around us first.

Some netizens bought a washing machine for 4,000 yuan on Double 11, and after the master installed it, she found that there was a slight scratch on the surface of the washing machine.

But the washing machine itself is fine, and the noise is very small, so it is very troublesome to return the product, not only to disassemble the machine but also to repack and send it.

She wanted to give a three-star review, but she saw that the store said "five-star praise cashback 200 yuan", and suddenly felt that this scratch was covered with a sticker and it was very cute.

She said that she "had to 'sell her soul' for 200 yuan in cashback." ”

How realistic, 200 yuan can buy a good review, 20,000 yuan can buy a student status, 200,000 yuan can make an expert talk nonsense, and 2 million yuan can say hello and easily get on the top.

And the way the green snake spirit attacks is also very good, not smashing, not bumping, but pressing.

Money is less and can resist temptation, but as money increases, it is difficult for anyone to resist the temptation and eventually fall into the eyes of money.

No one wants to admit this truth, and no one can escape it.

The 7 ways of the snake spirit to defeat the gourd baby, I laughed 30 years ago, and cried 30 years later

02

The second baby has clairvoyance and ears, is deaf and clear-sighted, and is smart, symbolizing a person who distinguishes between right and wrong.

In this regard, the green snake spirit took out a hundred treasure bags and conjured a black folding fan.

The folding fan fanned out a yin wind, which rolled up the gravel and needle tips, and pierced the clairvoyance of the second baby.

The 7 ways of the snake spirit to defeat the gourd baby, I laughed 30 years ago, and cried 30 years later

What a vicious method, no matter how clear your heart is, this unhealthy wind and evil spirit fan over, this gossip is thrown over, after a few rounds, who can stand it?

reminds me of a joke on the Internet:

You said that you are shy and easy to be deceived, and he said that you were engaged in fraud in Myanmar.

You say you're delivering takeaways, and he says you're selling them outside.

You said you were hungry and faint, and he told you that you were married for the second time.

You say you're working the night shift, and he says you're working in a nightclub.

When the mouth is closed, a sharp blade is comparable, and the spitting star can drown people.

03

Speaking of Sanwa, there is a detail.

After the eldest baby and the second baby were sawed off one by one by the green snake spirit with a soft saw, the foundation was loosened, and the third baby fell automatically.

The 7 ways of the snake spirit to defeat the gourd baby, I laughed 30 years ago, and cried 30 years later

Sanwa is a steely, invulnerable god baby, no sharp weapon can hurt it, symbolizing a frank and innocent person.

But such a bullish person was beaten by the green snake spirit with one trick: wearing small shoes.

Open guns are easy to dodge and dark arrows are difficult to defend, and if you can't be defeated head-on, they will play tricks and plot, are there still few such people?

The leader assigns you the work, whether it is yours or not yours, you are asked to do it, and it is also nice to say "focus on training, comprehensive exercise".

But the more you do, the more wrong you may be, and the excuse for criticizing you is not logical.

If a colleague pulls you to add a meaningless shift, if you go, it will take time, and if you don't go, then he will type a report, and you will be a bastard who is passive and casual about work and does not pay attention to the project.

Where there are interests, there are rivers and lakes, and where there are rivers and lakes, there are struggles.

The 7 ways of the snake spirit to defeat the gourd baby, I laughed 30 years ago, and cried 30 years later

04

The five water babies and the fire babies are twin brothers, who can absorb water and swallow mountains and rivers, symbolizing the innocent and kind people with broad hearts.

In the face of capable people who are tolerant of all rivers, the green snake spirit splashes dirty water on it.

A bowl of moldy and smelly five-poison soup went down, polluting the entire pool, and the water baby was full of water stained with poisonous juice, and the abdominal pain was unbearable, and she was finally captured.

The 7 ways of the snake spirit to defeat the gourd baby, I laughed 30 years ago, and cried 30 years later

It's hard to dodge this trick.

When you pick up a wallet and are about to return it to its owner, someone else takes a picture of it, and someone says you stole it;

You saw a girl's head accidentally stuck in the crack of the iron door, you held the child's butt and saved her, some people said that your motives to save people were impure, and you took the opportunity to molest her.

You sell boxed lunches, 10 yuan and meat and vegetarian snacks, and you don't want to make migrant workers afford to eat without raising prices for 9 years, some people say that you are selling leftovers, which is speculation......

Let you be innocent and fair, but you can splash dirty water, and it is difficult to argue.

05

The four gourd babies were caught by the green snake spirit one after another, and the foundation of the seven-colored peak had been dug up, and at this time, the fourth, sixth, and seventh babies fell to the ground at the same time and woke up.

This shows that the strategy of "digging into the wall, exploiting loopholes, and finding gaps" has worked.

The 7 ways of the snake spirit to defeat the gourd baby, I laughed 30 years ago, and cried 30 years later

The fourth baby is a fire baby, spewing masculine flames, doing things vigorously and resolutely, symbolizing people with lofty ambitions.

The green snake spirit used a trick to make him cook a big pot of rice.

Do you want to do something?

Slowly wear down your sharpness with trivial and repetitive work, cover your horizons, inhibit your innovation, and exhaust all your energy like a frog boiled in warm water.

No matter how ambitious your ambitions are, you are helpless in the face of the infinitely bigger and never-ending big pot of rice, and then pour cold water on you, force you to recognize the reality, and make you collapse.

The 7 ways of the snake spirit to defeat the gourd baby, I laughed 30 years ago, and cried 30 years later

06

The six babies can be invisible, symbolizing people who have no quarrel with the world, do not cause trouble, and enjoy indifference and tranquility.

In the face of this kind of person who does not stand in line, the green snake spirit made a move to "make something out of nothing", put a tail on him, and buckled a thorny hat:

"Blue baby, you know how to stealth, I'll make you have a long tail on your ass. "This hat is so thick and stiff that you can't even think of it if you hit your head open." ”
The 7 ways of the snake spirit to defeat the gourd baby, I laughed 30 years ago, and cried 30 years later

If you don't stand in line, you will be forced to stand in line, and if there is no mistake, you will be charged with a trumped-up crime.

No matter how you prove your explanation, it will be difficult to argue.

07

Qiwa is the most capable and has a purple treasure gourd, symbolizing a person of high power.

The gourd looks the outside, but it is very fragile on the inside.

The green snake spirit that was sucked into the gourd desperately took out the treasure bag, and conjured a moth with words in his mouth.

The moth wreaked havoc on the inside, and the gourd exploded to pieces.

The 7 ways of the snake spirit to defeat the gourd baby, I laughed 30 years ago, and cried 30 years later

This is nothing short of blatant irony.

The most effective way to attack an organization, a collective, has always been to disintegrate from within.

After all, the junior knows that he can benefit from his wife and husband by separating his wife.

Once a person with a heart is bad, he can easily disintegrate the gourd like a moth.

08

At this point, all the seven brothers of the gourd were taken down by the green snake essence, thrown into the alchemy furnace, and refined into the Seven Heart Pill.

Fortunately, the seven-colored lotus saved the lives of the brothers, and they unexpectedly merged and incarnated into a gourd little King Kong with all the skills of the seven brothers.

The 7 ways of the snake spirit to defeat the gourd baby, I laughed 30 years ago, and cried 30 years later

On the way of the gourd little King Kong to defeat the green snake spirit, the "three demons and four monsters" encountered by mistakenly entering the eighteen-story tunnel are also very particular.

is not ashamed, claiming that "whether it is a stone, a human flesh, a human heart, a human lung or a wolf's heart and dog lungs, as long as it is blackened, it is delicious".

is a villain who is driven by interests, pulls people into the water, and makes people join him in the same stream, and it is also an evil force that eats both black and white.

The 7 ways of the snake spirit to defeat the gourd baby, I laughed 30 years ago, and cried 30 years later

What is the difference between the [spider spirit] that builds a web at the entrance of the hole, waits for the prey to automatically send it to the door, and then pops out the demagogic tune, and those control freaks who PUA others and try to make others obey unconditionally.

The 7 ways of the snake spirit to defeat the gourd baby, I laughed 30 years ago, and cried 30 years later

Two-sided and three-knifed, bullying the soft and afraid of the hard [multi-faceted monster].

How enthusiastic you are on the surface, how ruthless you are behind it, clever words, hypocrisy, and coaxing you into a trap.

If you don't comply, you will tear off your mask and make things difficult for you in every way, and you will not give up until you achieve your goal.

The 7 ways of the snake spirit to defeat the gourd baby, I laughed 30 years ago, and cried 30 years later

There is also the [Reaching Out King] who writes all his thoughts on his name, endless greed, unlimited taking, constant pursuit of materialism, and even the expansion of power.

The 7 ways of the snake spirit to defeat the gourd baby, I laughed 30 years ago, and cried 30 years later

Straightforward beauty temptation, the saddest gentle township of the hero, finger around the soft - [Beauty Monster].

The 7 ways of the snake spirit to defeat the gourd baby, I laughed 30 years ago, and cried 30 years later

and the arrogant [Steel Tooth King] who inadvertently exposes his shortcomings, and the [King Kong King] who is as indestructible as the King Kong gourd baby and has hardcore power.

The 7 ways of the snake spirit to defeat the gourd baby, I laughed 30 years ago, and cried 30 years later

They actually represent the other side of the Vajra gourd baby, symbolizing their own shortcomings and weaknesses.

Only by defeating oneself can one achieve oneself.

09

It is said that education is long-term and lagging, like a closed loop.

Sure enough, the cartoon I watched when I was 3 years old turned into a "Survival Guide for Adult Society" when I was in my 30s.

When I was a child, I watched it for fun, and when I grew up, I understood that this is society and human nature.

It's very emotional, it turns out that the things and methods that are not visible to us today have been taught when we wear open crotch pants.

The bullet hit the forehead, and at this moment, the education was finally completed.

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