Source: Here is the American WeChat public account
(Tips: today's news may make your scalp tingle and laugh)
At the beginning of today's article, I would like to ask you a question:
Have you ever heard of brain-eating worms?
If you have not heard of it, as background knowledge, please allow the United States to popularize it.
Brain-eating worm, worm as its name suggests.
It often appears in rivers with relatively high temperatures, and when people swim in the river in the summer, the chance of being hit is generally greater.
After being recruited, the brain-eating worm will drill down the nose all the way to the brain...
When brain-eating worms reach the brain, it can cause primary amoebic meningoencephalitis, referred to as pam,
It directly leads to epilepsy, headaches, personality changes and confusion.
Most people with pam are ineffective in treatment, and, unfortunately, two-thirds of the patients are healthy children ...
How terrifying is this bug for humans?
Once diagnosed with an infection caused by brain-eating insect invasion, the mortality rate exceeds 97%:
According to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, since the brain-eating worm was first discovered in the 1960s, there have been 145 known confirmed cases in the United States, of which only 4 have survived...
However, the good thing about this disease is that although the fatality rate is super high, there are few diagnoses, so everything has been fine.
until......
A recent piece of news has successfully attracted the attention of the American monarch:
According to yesterday's cnn report, in Florida, the United States, there have recently been confirmed cases of invasion by brain-eating insects ...
CNN: Florida has confirmed 1 rare case of amoeba brain destruction
The news was announced by the Florida Department of Health, but the specifics have not been explained in detail.
The Ministry of Health has made it clear that the disease is usually fatal.
The deadly bugs came again, and for this matter, the Ministry of Health also broke its heart, and after announcing the news of the diagnosis, they repeatedly reminded those who like to swim in the river:
Be sure to pay attention to the presence of brain-eating insects, especially when the water temperature rises in July, August and September.
Not only that, but they also laid out a series of very thoughtful recommendations: when the water temperature is high, avoid contact with warm fresh water near the power plant.
If you have to play in the warm fresh water, be sure to pinch your nose.
In addition, when using the nose washer, you must also pay attention,
"When using a nasal washer, you can only wash your nose with boiled, cooled, distilled or sterile water."
Such a terrible brain-eating worm is coming again, even the Ministry of Health has done such a "nanny-level" warm reminder, what is the reaction of American netizens after watching it?
Don't look at it, don't know, look at it and be shocked...
After seeing this deadly news, netizens said:
Ah, these bugs will starve to death! (Suggests florida people have no brains)
If brain-eating worms live on the human brain, in Florida the bugs will starve to death
Bugs will starve to death*1
Poor guys will starve to death*2
Bugs will starve to death*3
In Florida? Bugs will starve to death*4
Why do netizens say this?
All because... This happened coincidentally in Florida, and The Floridans have always had their own "sand sculpture aura" in the eyes of Americans.
The American people in other states are eager to borrow the hand of Bugs Rabbit and saw this "sand sculpture state" from the United States mainland...
In order to verify how brainless Floridans are, someone once set up a website to record the brainless news of Florida:
"WTF Florida" website
On Twitter, there is a blogger called "Florida Men" who also specializes in recording all kinds of Florida bizarre news.
Since its inception in 2015, this twitter has been updated with an average of more than 5 news stories per day...
You can make up your own brain, how high is the density of brainless news in This Florida...
Not only that, but some netizens found that searching for "Florida man" plus any date on Google can appear a funny news about Florida people on that day.
Below, the American Monarch simply gives you a few news feelings:
The Florida man was drunk and attacked a gas station with hot dogs and corn cobs.
To evade the police, a Florida man pretended to be infected with the coronavirus and posted a note to the door.
A Florida woman heard a knock at the door outside and found that two crocodiles were still fighting.
In order to prevent the spread of the epidemic, a high school in Florida canceled the graduation ceremony and dance, in order not to let the graduates leave regrets, the principal printed the photos of the graduates and placed them on both sides of the school entrance. But it always looks a little weird...
A Man in Florida sells masks made from Materials such as Burmese python skin, describing itself as a "fashion statement" and acting to limit the spread of the coronavirus.
On New Year's Eve, the Florida Police Department received an urgent report from the public, and some people reported that they heard a woman's cry for help from a man's home. So the police rushed to the scene only to find that the scream for help was actually made by a parrot.
forehead... Isn't every one of them looking like fake news!
However, funny is funny, at the end of the article, the American Jun still wants to remind the small partners in Florida, we must pay attention to safety, be careful of brain-eating insects