Huang Xia, who has always been known for his boldness, also has a gaffe in "Tonight No Defense", squatting on the ground, drinking heavily, and smoking violently.
All these abnormal actions of Uncle Xia were only due to the arrival of his girlfriend Lin Yanni. Lin Yanni exposed Huang Xia's troubles in the program, which made Huang Xia's big abnormality, explaining:
"No way, all men are in the hands of their beloved women."
At the beginning of this issue, Uncle Xia pretended to calmly introduce the guests today to the audience. And listed three reasons that sound like confusion.
The first reason was that the woman's arrival was requested by the public, and many friends asked her to come up and chat with us.
Secondly, this lady is truly my own heartfelt and sincere admiration.
When it came to the third reason, Huang Xia really couldn't make it up, and after half a day of Caton, Cai Lan on the side couldn't look at it anymore: "You don't want to talk about it, please Miss Lin come up." ”
As soon as Lin Yanni came to power, she broke the news of a troublesome matter for Huang Xia, and asked Ni Kuang and Cai Lan:
"Do you guess that when I was dragging with Huang Xia, did he kiss me first, or did I kiss him first?"
After the two listened, they were greatly interested, but they pretended to be deep. Ni Kuang, who loves to be funny, seems to be facing a very academic problem at this time:
"I don't know, you haven't studied this question."
Cai Lan also said with a serious face: "This question is the theme of our program. I think it's you. ”
The more serious the two were, the more embarrassed Huang Xia became, and his thoughts seemed to go back to fourteen years ago. I told my two old friends that I had been dragging on for 9 months, and I didn't even dare to touch her hand.
Lin Yanni was also grumpy about this matter. Because Huang Xia's image has always been very bold, when he meets a girl, whether he knows or not, he must talk about a big push. But when she was with Lin Yanni, she became silent and reticent, and could only speak poetry and songs.
After hearing this, Cai Lan couldn't help but say, "It's so old-fashioned! ”
Lin Yanni continued to state that patting Huang Xia was the most unattractive and failed time she felt. Because after waiting for nine months, I didn't see Huang Xia kissing him.
One night, Huang Xi drove Lin Yanni home. When parting, Huang Xia still did not say, Lin Yanni was very angry, so she took the initiative to kiss Huang Xia. Only then did the two come together.
After Lin Yanni finished speaking, Ni Kuang and Cai Lan were already laughing almost out of shape. Huang Li left his seat even more awkwardly and hid behind.
The clear mouth program of the three famous mouths was originally a gossip incident of the breaking star, and the three of them worked together to the outside world, but they did not expect that this time it fell on the head of the main coffee Huang Xia.
Huang Xia tried to change the subject several times, but was stopped by Cai Lan. That night, Cai Lan's interest was quite high, and under the inducement of language, Lin Yanni talked about the marriage proposal to her in the Jin Yong mansion.
On New Year's Day in 1989, Huang Xia, Lin Yanni, Ni Kuang, and other writers of Ming Pao gathered in ChaFu for New Year's Eve. As the New Year bell rings, everyone celebrates with champagne and congratulations.
At this time, Huang Xia pulled Jin Yong aside and quietly said a few words, and Jin Yong immediately understood. According to Lin Yanni,Jin Yong seemed to have used the left and right grappling hands in martial arts, one in each hand, extremely fast, and dragged Huang Xia and Lin Yanni together.
Ni Kuang shouted from the side: "Huang Xia kneels", Huang Xia immediately knelt on the ground, took out the diamond ring and proposed to Lin Yanni. The beef jerky in Lin Yanni's mouth had not yet been eaten, and she had to consider her life's events, and she was really stunned by the scene in front of her.
What was even more unexpected was that Jin Yong seemed to have been prepared for all this. The lengthy testimony, Jin Yong recited it word for word. Even Huang Xia was astonished.
Huang Xia couldn't help but break the news at this time: "I later asked Brother Cha why you were so familiar with the marriage words, and he said that I had been married three times and listened to them well." ”
Of course, this inevitably has the element of Huang Xia's deliberate ridicule.
After Jin Yong finished reading, Huang Xia was the first to reply that I would. When it was Lin Yanni's turn, Lin Yanni's mind still did not turn around, and after a moment of deep moaning, she said, "I am willing to be good friends with him." ”
When Huang Xia recalled the incident on the spot, his indignation was still overflowing with words, saying: "What is this called!" The men are already on their knees... At that time, I really wanted to hang myself, and my face was gone. ”
At the critical moment, it was an old friend Ni Kuang's shout, "Are you married or not?!" Only then did lin Yanni pull back to reality.
Therefore, Jin Yong personally wrote the marriage proposal, and the bride and groom signed it separately. Huang Xia's marriage proposal was successful, and Jin Yong specially wrote He Lian: Lin Hua Zhun Chao Lu and Zi Kai Lao; Huang Bird entered the swallow's nest and shared the Eternal Year.
The news spread throughout Hong Kong the next day, and was passed on by all Hong Kong citizens as a good story of "talented and beautiful people".
The more Ni Kuang talked, the more he talked, and he asked Lin Yanni a very sharp question:
"I have read dozens of your novels, why can't I find Huang Xia's shadow in them?" It's weird. ”
Cai Lan adds oil and vinegar on the side, we read an author's novel, we will always speculate on who the protagonist is.
Huang Xi yelled at Ni Kuang, "Is Wesley you?" Fading boy! ”
Ni Kuang replied that Wesley was certainly not me, but any author who wrote a novel would always unconsciously arrange the good men or women in his mind into the novel.
For example, I like women with white skin, not European white but Asian white, so most of the women in my novels are like snow.
Huang Xia, who was already hiding behind the sofa, suddenly interjected again: "Because no one believes that there is such a good man in the world." ”
Lin Yanni was not influenced by Huang Xia and began to discuss the process of writing a novel. In the end, it was concluded that it was too familiar with Huang Xia. One second he was scolding him, the next he couldn't write into the novel anyway.
Huang Xia didn't seem to mind this answer, holding a wine glass in his hand, lying on the sofa, tilting his head to look at Lin Yanni's smile, full of doting feelings.
No wonder after the two broke up, Huang Xia was heartbroken and wanted to jump off the building several times. When he won the Golden Needle Award, he showed his love more openly, saying that he had never loved a woman like this in his life, more than his mother and daughter.
At the end, Huang Xia, as the main coffee, originally had to read a letter from the audience, and Uncle Xia thought that one of the oil poems on the letter was well written, mainly because he was praising himself.
But the mood swings in this issue are very intense, so I entrusted Lin Yanni to read:
The mouth is unguarded and undefended, and the host is famous and shakes the Xiangjiang River.
The deeper silence talked about the wind and moon, which caused a giggle all over the hall.
Visit the stars with many interesting things, open secrets uncollected.
Please talk about the program is not easy, depending on Xia Lan and Ah Kuang.
Lin Yanni read it, and Huang Xia thanked her and kissed Lin Yanni's hand. After Ni Kuang looked at it, he joked: This kind of privilege is only available to Huang Xia.
Cai Lan couldn't sit still and said to Huang Xia, "You have kissed all the women, and this time I will kiss them back." Saying that, he kissed Lin Yanni's face.
Huang Xia didn't think anything of it, as if he had returned, and said loudly to the camera:
"Thank you very much Mr. Ou (the author of the poem), welcome other viewers to write to us more, those who scold us, trouble to send to the next desk ah"
Lin Yanni's classic quotes in this issue:
"Don't reunite with your ex-boyfriend who you haven't seen for a long time, because if you are out of shape, you will scare him to death, and if he is out of shape, it will erase all the good memories in your mind." 」