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Twin husbands are stupid and can't tell the difference? Reveal the unique "husband recognition" technique of friends!

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There is a buddy whose other half looks exactly like his twin brother. One day I teased him: "How can you tell the difference between your own wife and his twin brother?" He calmly spat out a smoke ring: "I know what to do so clearly, it's all my people anyway." ”

Twin husbands are stupid and can't tell the difference? Reveal the unique "husband recognition" technique of friends!

It reminds me of an interesting incident from my student days. At that time, the school grass in the next class chased the class flower of our class, and the class flower had a good relationship with me. Every morning, the school grass will bring a bag of KFC breakfast and put it on the table of the class flower. As a friend of Banhua, I always "get the moon before the water" and enjoy the delicious breakfast in advance. Until one day, when I was indulging in the food, Banhua suddenly returned. I was in a hurry, swallowed the food in my mouth, and then said, "Master Banhua, this is a surprise I specially prepared for you, I didn't expect you to come back early." "Since then, my relationship with Ban Hua has gone further, and later we even became lovers, and we have been until today. In retrospect, I really want to thank that school grass student for his selfless dedication!

Twin husbands are stupid and can't tell the difference? Reveal the unique "husband recognition" technique of friends!

When it comes to the entertainment industry, I am really emotional. Why do you say this circle is called a "circle"? I thought about it, probably because this circle is like a besieged city, people from the outside want to go in, and people from the inside want to come out. If you want to enter the circle, you have to be good-looking, talented, and hype. After entering, all kinds of "door" incidents, unspoken rules, and scandals are flying all over the sky, which is really dazzling. But then again, the entertainment industry is indeed a magical place, it can make an ordinary person instantly become a high-profile star, and it can also make a star fall off the altar overnight.

Twin husbands are stupid and can't tell the difference? Reveal the unique "husband recognition" technique of friends!

There is a female colleague in our company who is so narcissistic that she likes to post selfies on Moments every day. One day, while she was taking a selfie, a new colleague passed by, glanced at her phone screen, and said, "Oh, how can this QR code still move?" Since then, that narcissistic female colleague has never dared to take selfies in the company again.

Twin husbands are stupid and can't tell the difference? Reveal the unique "husband recognition" technique of friends!

At home, I often joke with my children. Once, my son asked me, "Dad, do you know what the farthest distance in the world is?" and I pretended to be deep and said, "It's the distance between me and your mother." The son was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "Dad, you are so funny!" This kind of family atmosphere makes me feel very happy and warm.

Twin husbands are stupid and can't tell the difference? Reveal the unique "husband recognition" technique of friends!

Another time, my son asked me, "Dad, what does it mean to 'rely on the mountains to eat the mountains and rely on the water'?" I thought about it for a while, and then said, "Son, do you know the supermarket in front of our house? That is our 'backer', every time we go to the supermarket, we can buy delicious snacks and fruits." This is what it means to 'eat the mountains and eat the water'. After hearing this, the son suddenly realized: "Oh, so that's what it means!" Although this explanation is a bit nonsensical, it impresses the son.