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After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

Once upon a time, when it came to love sweet dramas, the audience would first think of those heart-pounding famous scenes.

For example, in "Tokyo Love Story", facing the return of Nagao Wanji, a smile appears on Akami Rika's face that can melt everything. What boy and girl will not look forward to beautiful love after seeing this moment?

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

However, in the past few years, after the ravages of many domestic romantic dramas, the four words "love sweet drama" have become the existence that arouses the vigilance of the audience, for fear of encountering lightning strikes after clicking.

However, for people who have been withdrawn for many years, the impression of how domestic dramas fall in love may still stay in the set of kneeling in the mother's drama and turning the princess hugging.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

False circle hugs,

Only one circle

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

A real circle hug,

Turn to the wasteland of the old turn to the heroine to sleep

As everyone knows, today's domestic drama love sweet drama has advanced to the point where one person and God excuse me.

The main thing is an abstraction.

But whenever the point comes in, 5 seconds is not too little, 5 points is not too much, the outrageous plot comes one after another, basically embarrassed to the extent that the toe is not allowed to walk without picking out an Alliston Business School.

1. How abstract is a domestic love sweet drama?

Especially the recently broadcast urban romance drama "Love Around the Corner" starring Jiang Wenli and Ming Dao.

Its level of abstraction is enough to make the "Crazy" crew scold the street: What grade of drama is also compatible with my file?

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

At first glance at the name and the age of the two protagonists, you would think that you have come to the middle-aged version of "Around the Corner Meets Love".

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

However, watching two episodes, you will find that the male and female protagonists are forced to live under the same roof because they fell into the scam of one house and two sales, and it is difficult not to make people flash back to the classic Korean drama "Full House".

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

Of course, the age and appearance of the two pairs of protagonists have certain differences.

One is a real youth idol drama, while the other does not know whether it is uncle-sister-in-law love or oil cylinder version of parental love. The actor's sense of faith is admirable, but the director and screenwriter are the fundamental reasons that make this show fatal.

The most out-of-the-loop spit plot of this drama is that Jiang Wenli and Ming Dao were bumped into by both parents early in the morning after interpreting the escalation of the relationship between a couple living together. This scene is easy to appear, and an untimely sense of awkwardness instantly explodes in the audience's mind, and they will not think all of a sudden.

A second ago, Jiang Wenli was still intoxicated by Ming Dao's spacious and firm back muscles, and she couldn't help herself sweetly.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

Ming Dao was also very cooperative, with a spoiled face, and gave Jiang Wenli the response that the domineering president should have.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

A sentence of "satisfied with what you see" came out, directly burning through the CPU of all the audience.

This natural greasy feeling that Zhang Han can't play is a mental damage that the audience can't cure by rebrushing "The Prince Turns into a Frog" 100 times. The barrage audience chanted, if I'm guilty, let the law punish me, not throw me into the cylinder.

In the next second in the camera, the closely connected bodies of the two automatically bounced away, and the two behaved like a little couple caught on the spot by the director of education on a date in the campus grove.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

However, even more deadly is the next second.

Jiang Wenli, 57, and Ming Dao, 43, respectively, called 65-year-old Zhu Yin and 70-year-old Zhang Shuangli "mom" and "dad."

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

This wave is difficult to say, whether the audience is more embarrassed or the actors are more embarrassed.

After all, who would have thought that a room full of almost 250 years old, and the average age is almost 60 years old, acting in a play together would actually perform the bad generation.

The most deadly thing is that there are frequent intimate scenes of male and female protagonists looking at each other in the play, as if they vow to show the adult part of middle-aged love and the purest part of love in young couples 365 degrees of fancy thoroughly.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

I have to sigh that in the "taboo" part of showing adult love, the crew has taken everything into account.

Only without considering one point, the life of the audience is also fate.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

From the perspective of positioning, this drama has a combination of various social phenomena such as divorced family reorganization, middle-aged love, dusk love, and early childhood education, and it seems that it is a bit of a life drama version of the Korean drama "Why is Secretary Kim Like That", frankly talk about those things of adult love, and then take into account other social issues.

But Secretary Jin controls the scale of watching between adults and college students just right, which is not too greasy, but also adds a bit of adult desire to the tone of the sweet drama, which will make people make chickens crow, and watching this drama will only make the audience shout my eyes!!! my eyes!!!

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

If you change to a pair of youthful young people, it is estimated that the audience will already go crazy.

But facing Jiang Wenli and Ming Dao, two CPs who even have exactly the same hairstyle, always make the audience have a sense of explosion of three views when they accidentally bumped into the intimate behavior of their parents when they were children.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

This is not corner love, this is Haier brotherly love. But this is by no means a problem for actors, directors, screenwriters, and service Dao, there is one to count one, all of them can't run away.

Some viewers even asked their souls: I heard that this drama has been suppressed for several years, why was it not suppressed.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

After watching this drama, the audience not only did not get any hormonal and dopamine happiness from the play, but also developed a desire to become a monk.

This idea of "I want to become a monk" reached the peak at the moment when Jiang Wenli knelt down to Ming Dao to propose marriage in the play.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

It can be understood that in order to reflect the urban sibling love, the character shaping of women as the active party bravely pursuing love is novel and interesting, but it is really unnecessary to reproduce the famous scene of "Haiqing you are my god" one by one.

Appropriately also take care of the life and death of the audience.

Shocking comment: Ma Sichun is well, her sister-in-law is crazy.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

2. I don't want to fall in love after reading it

A domestic drama that just wants to become a monk

Some people who still have expectations for domestic dramas may still be respectful, and no chemistry may just be the right person.

After all, the drama "Corner Love" focuses on the love of middle-aged people, and the romantic love performed by the two male and female protagonists who are just 100 years old together, it is also a normal thing not to be able to do so.

Then you might as well take a look at this urban romance drama "Homecoming" played by Jing Boran and Tan Songyun.

Don't think that you just need to go to the young people.

In a word, "The Way Home" is a sweet drama that tells the story of the male and female protagonists' first love and reunion ten years after breaking the mirror. In the play, in order to express the strong love of the female protagonist for the male protagonist, the plot of the female protagonist hiding the ring in her mouth and spitting the ring into the male protagonist's mouth at the time of kissing was designed.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk
After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

After watching this kiss scene, in addition to spicy eyes, it is estimated that the audience is full of "saliva is smelly, saliva is smelly, the screenwriter knows that saliva is smelly".

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

Especially when the male protagonist took out the ring from his mouth, the four big words "ring smelly" seemed to be welded on the male protagonist Jing Boran's face, and after reading it, there was only a saliva, one! Dot! Also! No! Sweet!

Of course, you can't blame the director and screenwriter, let alone the actors, because that's how the original novel was written.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

Even after the ring was taken out, the male and female protagonists immediately kissed each other again. Jiu Min.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

Probably, when the author wrote this outrageous plot, he did not expect that there would be a day when it would be remade into a TV series.

The drama party even bought a lot of marketing and press releases, trying to brainwash the audience that "ring kisses" are really sweet.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

However, the audience did not buy it in the slightest.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

It turns out that with this kind of brain-dead plot of kissing and hiding a ring in his mouth, even if Takuya Kimura and Takeshi Kaneshiro come.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

There is also this costume light comedy "Twenty-four Flavors of Warm Floating Life" on 2022. No matter if you haven't heard it and the name is awkward, the reason why this mushy drama can no longer be pasty is out of the circle is mainly because it contributes to the ceiling of the kiss scene in another dimension. That is, the legendary swing kiss.

The swing kiss you think, that's the most.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

But how can the swing kiss in the brain of a professional be so ordinary. If you don't put Newton Einstein down, you are embarrassed to say that you have mixed with Hengdian Film and Television City.

The male protagonist made a swing for the female protagonist, and after the female protagonist sat up, the male protagonist suddenly landed in front of the female protagonist from behind the female protagonist, and at the critical moment when the female protagonist screamed that she was about to hit the male protagonist, the male protagonist took off.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

Not only successfully took off, but also perfectly stayed in the air for at least 10 seconds, and the heroine flying on the swing came to a beautiful and romantic moonlit swing kiss.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

It is said that this is a small design conceived by the director himself. Well designed, don't design next time.

After this tumultuous operation, it can only be said that Newton cannot control China, let alone Hengdian Film and Television City.

In addition to this basic operation that violates Newton's laws, there is also a limit operation that challenges human ethics.

Presumably, many people still remember the famous NTR kissing scene in person when "Two Worlds Favorite Concubine" came out of the circle.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

Now, it's available in an advanced version.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

The tool man supporting actor accidentally stepped on an apple when he was dating the female protagonist, and in order to maintain the balance of the three, he inexplicably single-handedly promoted the strange scene of the male and female protagonists kissing under their noses.

In the past, NTR was turned away from the male partner, but now it has been directly upgraded to face-to-face NTR.

I have to say that this plot is still too advanced for carbon-based organisms.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

When you think that the idea of ring kisses and swing kisses has exploded, there are always domestic dramas that dare to eat new crabs to jump out and tell you where this is.

The nipple kiss in "Dear Mr. Lemon Essence" is more accurate than a positioning missile, and the passing dog has to "yue" when he sees it.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

The middle-aged greasy love bubble kiss contributed by Ma Yili and Liu Ye in "In the Distance" can throw out two pounds of oil after watching it.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

"If the Voice Doesn't Remember" pushes the limits of human kissing posture and Newton's law elasticity, an anti-gravity handstand kiss.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

In "I Am Such a Woman", when the male and female protagonists were chased and killed, the male protagonist Hou Minghao immediately stepped forward and blocked her with his mouth in order to prevent the female protagonist Guan Xiaotong from sneezing. All in all, no matter what, the male and female protagonists have to forcibly kiss each other to forcibly increase the emotional bond between the two.

Rely on pure literary drama to promote emotional sublimation? Don't even think about it.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

And, some unspeakable "love when you die" kiss.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

People are like this, and they can still have the desire to kiss, and domestic dramas are really not simple.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

3. Industrial saccharin, please get out of the domestic love drama

In 2023, when domestic dramas are still immersed in the new routine of developing kissing postures and kissing props, Japanese and Korean dramas in the same period have already entered a new stage.

The Korean drama "Dark Glory", which hit at the beginning of the year, although it has nothing to do with love sweet dramas, but as a standard revenge drama, the completion of the emotional line in the play is not lost to any idol drama.

Let's take a look at the first encounter between the heroine Wen Dongen and the male second river Daoying in "Dark Glory".

It happened at the door of the dilapidated Go hall, and he passed by without even looking at each other.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

The female protagonist avoided, and the male second stared.

But it is this silent shot of less than 1 second, full of ineffable sexual tension, which makes countless audiences stunned to death, and instantly made up for the follow-up of 108 romance novels, and many people chased the drama because of this shot.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

Look at the first encounter in "Corner Love" broadcast at the same time. This kind of plot where the female protagonist accidentally encounters the male protagonist in disheveled clothes and falls in his arms is still enduring in domestic dramas.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

It's not a good thing, but it's passed on every year.

After combing through these strange kisses, it is not difficult to find that the brain circuits of domestic dramas are different from everyone from beginning to end. It is not only different from British, American, Japanese and Korean dramas, but also different from the brain circuits of most audiences.

I ask who has ever seen that when the male protagonist confesses to the female protagonist and is rejected, he will directly pick up the water pipe for watering in the park and spray the female protagonist, and only spray the female protagonist alone, not himself.

Finally, Liu Tao was wet all over, and Lin Feng walked over to hug her affectionately, do you want to move CP powder, or scare away CP powder?

So the two continue to fall in love? This is all a bizarre plot that non-carbon-based creatures came up with.

Especially when dealing with the details of the warming of the relationship between the male and female protagonists, the domestic drama is full of a sense of overexertion, this feeling is as if Zhang Han is ready to take off his top at any time, raise his eyebrows and ask you, "How is it, are you satisfied with what you see?" ”

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

Simply help! The audience did not feel sweet at all, and their minds were full of only "run away, I want to become a monk".

Although "Corner Love" is a drama filmed in 2016 and was pressed to the stars 7 years later, it can also glimpse the shadow of the development of some domestic dramas from the sudden broadcast of this drama. Middle-aged sibling love may have been ahead of its time 7 years ago, but in the domestic dramas where sibling love is everywhere after 7 years, "Corner Love" is useless except to ruin the reputation accumulated by the two leading actors.

What's more, in this wave of public opinion scolding, in addition to the actors, the director, screenwriter and other members are all invisible, it is clear that the biggest problem in this drama is not the actors.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

But this also makes people want to ask, are the current domestic dramas already so bad? Would you rather fill in the files with outdated bad dramas filmed 7 years ago than put other dramas up for the audience to judge?

Taking this Chinese puppet theme alone, when Song Dandan was 50 years old, he also filmed an urban drama "Spring of Li Spring" about the love of middle-aged people, which was not only not complained about, but also known as the ceiling of middle-aged idol dramas. Not to mention anything else, just watching Song Dandan and Xu Yajun fight with each other can watch a whole episode, and the casual fighting two mouths are much stronger than those deliberately brewed industrial saccharin.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

The two actors are also incompatible, and the difference in character identity looks more like middle-aged fairy tale love, but in the play, the screenwriter uses the meeting of two souls in a secret place, which naturally dissolves the audience's doubts about the huge difference in identity between the two, so that the two see how to match.

Xu Bing wrote in a letter to Li Chunchun, "Maybe you are right, a certain latitude in my heart is extremely obscure, it is a place where the sun cannot shine, forty years of life, it is the first time you have seen here, you are here, you have lit a match."

"Spring of Li Spring" has a total of 24 episodes, but the two hardly have any slightly intimate physical contact. But the letters and bickering tacit understanding between the two all declare their intimacy.

In the finale scene, the two missed a total of 5 times in the World Trade Heavenly Step, and the moment Xu Yajun finally found Song Dandan, the whole person immediately relaxed, paused and smiled, and the love in his eyes was so full that he was about to overflow.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

When Song Dandan turned around, the moment he saw Xu Yajun, he was full of grievances and happiness at the same time, and happily rushed over to hug his lover. It's hard to imagine that the word "girly posture" appears on the 50-year-old Song Dandan, but in front of his lover, these originally awkward and contrived gestures have also become amiable and cute dependents.

After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk
After watching these domestic love sweet dramas, I became a monk

This is the only intimate contact between the two, but this hug of the World Trade Heavenly Order is enough to seal the gods in the minds of all audiences.

Love is not only a physiological heartbeat maintained by dopamine and adrenaline, but also a magnetic field, a sense of atmosphere, a wonderful chemical reaction, and stacking all kinds of romantic buffs will not add half a point to something that is not there in the first place.

Because artificial saccharin, it's really hard to drink to death.

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