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If all 422 emperors were pulled into a WeChat group, what would they talk about? (—)

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If all 422 emperors were pulled into a WeChat group, what would they talk about? (—)

From the beginning of Qin Shi Huang to the end of Puyi, a total of 422 emperors appeared in China in the long history of 2,000 years.

So, here's a brain-opening question. If you pull them all into a WeChat group, what will they talk about?

If all 422 emperors were pulled into a WeChat group, what would they talk about? (—)

I: Qin Han (Early Period)

Qin Shi Huang: My God, has my Great Qin already had more than 400 generations of Yellow Emperors?

Liu Bang: Big brother, you should look at the surname first

Qin Shi Huang: You are?

Liu Bang: I am Liu Ji from Pei County, originally a pavilion chief, who later established the Han Dynasty.

Qin Shi Huang: How many generations have I passed down from Great Qin?

Liu Bang: There are only two generations

Qin Shi Huang: Why are there only two generations, Fusu?

Liu Bang: Hu Hai snatched the position of Fusu, and as a result, the Qin Dynasty was brought into disaster in three years.

Qin Shi Huang: .........

Qin Shi Huang: This pit daddy guy, the pit has arrived.

(Hu Hai was kicked out of the group)

Two: (Sui Dynasty, Shu Han) Two generations of single transmission

If all 422 emperors were pulled into a WeChat group, what would they talk about? (—)
If all 422 emperors were pulled into a WeChat group, what would they talk about? (—)

Qin Shi Huang: The second dying, who else?

Yang Jian: Our Great Sui also died in the second generation.

Yang Guang: Father, I...

Yang Jian: Don't talk, I don't want to pay attention to you (angry)

Yang Guang: I was...

Yang Jian: Beast, how did you give birth to such an animal, my Dasui family business was completely destroyed in your hands.

Liu Bei: Brother Yang is a little calm, my side has only passed on two generations.

Liu Chan: Father, at that time, it was already the end of the tree, and it was impossible not to surrender.

Liu Bei: Well, I knew that you were so weak, I should have fallen to death at that time.

Liu Chan's sigh was silent...

(The corners of Qin Shi Huang's mouth raised slightly, and he kept silent.) )