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All bad reviews! Guo Tao is 55 years old and plays a teenager, and Jia Bing's face is full of flesh and flesh after 90, this film is not filmed

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What are the obvious characteristics of current domestic bad films?

First, platter movies

Since those platter movies became popular in 2019, almost all of the film industry has plunged into the platter world, coupled with the common environment of the epidemic in recent years, it has provided a big background for the theme.

When the quantity goes up, the quality goes down.

Find a few stars, save a few random skits, cut them together and become a big movie.

What "The World Has Her", "Hello, Beijing", "You Are My Spring", the lineup is stronger than the other, and the quality is worse than the other.

Second, Valentine's Day file

I'm not targeting the Valentine's Day file, I'm saying that the movies released in this schedule are almost all rubbish.

Couples celebrating Valentine's Day is nothing more than three things: a meal, a movie, and a room.

Therefore, in the schedule of the whole year, only the Valentine's Day stall is a schedule with "hard" demand.

As a result, many speculators have specifically focused on this schedule to produce bad films, and by the time the word of mouth ferments, they have already made a lot of money.

For example, "Crazy Yue Qiao Beauty" in 17 years, "One Kiss and Love" in 19 years, and last year it was three consecutive "Ten Years of One Pin Wen Ruyan", "I Want to Go to Your World to Love You", and "Don't Forget I Love You".

The three films add up to just over 10 points, which is outrageously rotten.

Third, zero publicity

Over-publicity is unconfidence in oneself, while zero publicity is complete despair of oneself.

It is rare to have a movie that is stingy with the door of the announcement after the completion of the filming with a huge amount of money, if anything, there is a high probability that there is a situation:

The film party felt uncompetitive after watching it himself.

Such movies are usually released quietly, but all the staff have a wish, and then quietly go offline, as if nothing had happened.

For example, Donnie Yen's transformation work "Search and Rescue" last year.

Immediately announced that "The King of the Long Sky" was scheduled and released after it was withdrawn, there was no warning at all, and the result was only less than 20 million box office, and Douban 4.0 points.

However, just now, Brother De watched a platter movie released on Valentine's Day with zero publicity.

Three flowers gather at the top, and the five poisons are complete.

In the process of watching, I felt like I had a serious illness, my spirit was in a trance, and my body was floating.

Walking out of the cinema, looking at the groups of two couples in front of me, I bought a cup of warm milk tea alone, poured a stream of brain into my mouth, and the heat flowed down....

It felt like taking a bite of "defense".

——"Can You Don't Leave Me" -

I don't understand!

Why are there still people making such movies!

Why watch a group of people who are a few years older than my dad spread dog food on the screen!

OK, let me rant first.

"Can You Don't Leave Me" is a very weird movie.

In the lineup, he is starring Guo Tao, Jiang Haowen and Jia Bing.

A film festival actor, an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor, a successful transformation, playing the former boss of Jinghai "Xu Jiang" in "Crazy".

Plus Lu Jingshan, Chen Qiaoen, Clara and Wu Yue to help.

This lineup should not be bad, right?

As a result, this movie was released on Valentine's Day, and the publicity before the release was not described as "pitiful" enough, and it was completely "no such person".

In addition to the official account, almost only a few leading actors have forwarded the publicity on an obligatory basis, and there are few news channels.

And the so-called official account of the movie, the number of fans is only 114 people!

I'm afraid these people are all from one crew, right?

What's more interesting is that in the latest release status of the official account, there are only 5 comments -

They are all scolding this movie.

Big brother, we didn't publicize, we didn't have public relations, can't we delete the bad reviews?

Just really let it go?

What kind of movie is made that makes the film party too lazy to take care of the account.

Curious, I bought movie tickets.

After reading it, I just wanted to travel back 91 minutes and smoke me with curiosity at the time.

The first rotten domestic production in 2023

As mentioned earlier, "Can You Don't Leave Me" is a platter movie that tells four love stories respectively.

Guo Tao and Lu Jingshan, Jiang Haowen and Sheng Yijie (I don't know), Jia Bing and Chen Qiaoen, Zhu Jianran (I don't know either) and Clara.

Let's start with the light taste.

Clara and Zhu Jianran are a young couple, they live in a 180㎡+ big house, but they are worried about living expenses of hundreds of yuan.

The husband is a clown who makes a living by performing in a bar, and the wife runs to the side of the road to help people wash cars in order to support the family.

Then, the wife was hit by a passing car and turned into a vegetative state.

That's it!

Yes, it's so sudden, it's so unreasonable, you don't need to understand anything at all, you just need to knock your wife into a vegetative state, and then cry for us!

All bad reviews! Guo Tao is 55 years old and plays a teenager, and Jia Bing's face is full of flesh and flesh after 90, this film is not filmed

OK, carry away, next.

Jiang Haowen and Sheng Yijie are a middle-aged couple, the man is at a turning point in his career, because a newly developed app has no investment and has fallen into a capital break, and the woman has neglected the family because her husband has invested too much energy in his career.

Later, the husband and wife traveled to Shanghai to repair the relationship, but they did not expect that the sudden fire caused amnesia.

The husband recovered, but the wife did not.

And then! That's it again!

All bad reviews! Guo Tao is 55 years old and plays a teenager, and Jia Bing's face is full of flesh and flesh after 90, this film is not filmed

Right! The last shot was still a melodious and ethereal piano song, the two people ran to the former residence to find the memory of love, and the next second immediately heavy metal roared and bombarded, and Jiang Haowen came out holding his wife's portrait!

Screenwriter Li Zaigan God Demon!

Cry!

All cry for me!

With just two stories, I felt five thunders hit the top, and the sudden death of the character reminded me of the dismay of watching Quentin movies when I was young.

I was really scared.

I thought that the above two stories were exciting enough, but as a result, the rest of the story was directly to open my Heavenly Spirit Cover and frantically spit overnight dishes!

Guo Tao and Lu Jingshan (because the plot is too complicated, the characters are replaced by the actors' real names), one is a radio star anchor, and the other is a flower shop student.

They have a romantic encounter in a coffee house, and then fall into a vortex of love, and the two of them are in love, and even have to play pillow fights, rose proposals, and eat a cream cake together.

Come ah ~~, come baby ~~, ah ~~~

My mom!!!!!!

Guo Tao and Lu Jingshan! A 55-year-old! A 37-year-old!

All add up to 92 years old!

This age in our village is already a grandpa who plays chess in the alley, an aunt who fights in the vegetable market.

You two are actually playing pillow fights!??

Come man, gouge out my eyes.

It's not that people at this age shouldn't fall in love, but can our content match the age?

When you are still playing pillow fights at your age, will it flash to your waist?

This is not over, due to Guo Tao's strong charm, his ex-wife also misses him, Guo Tao is caught between his ex-wife and Lu Jingshan, trapped in love for a while, liver sausage inches.

Watching a half-centenarian mediate between two 30+ women, I felt that the yellow stewed chicken I had just eaten suddenly came to life in my stomach.

To spit.

Uncle, how about you go to our village and play chess with your peers for a while? Maybe you can forget the sourness of love.

Who knows that I still underestimated the imagination of the screenwriter.

As the plot progresses, Guo Tao discovers a novel left by his grandfather, and then a flashback, the camera travels to the Republic of China, recalling the love between his grandfather and a girl.

And they are still played by Guo Tao and Lu Jingshan!!!!!!!

Then, Guo Tao, who is 55 years old and 57 years old, actually played a student with round-frame glasses + pot lid head!

And the mixed-race Lu Jingshan also put on a curtain + floral skirt, coquettish with a small skirt under the setting sun, and puffed up her mouth to get angry!!!!!

As soon as he opened his mouth, he also spoke ABC broken Mandarin!

My mom!

Quick, quick, I recommend that the cinema always have a quick relief pill.

This is a human life!

All bad reviews! Guo Tao is 55 years old and plays a teenager, and Jia Bing's face is full of flesh and flesh after 90, this film is not filmed

The story of the novel is still full of blood.

It is about Guo Tao and Lu Jingshan's childhood sweetheart, but because Guo Tao is a widower, the woman's mother can't look at him, and takes advantage of Guo Tao's study in the United States, so she lied to her daughter that he had died in a foreign land.

After his daughter accepted reality and started a family with someone else, Guo Tao returned and staged a love tragedy.

It is already so common that it can be turned out casually in the "Youth Digest".

When Guo Tao finished reading the novel, the camera returned to reality, Lu Jingshan returned to Guo Tao's arms and successfully became pregnant, and then the most bloody one came——

That's right, you guessed right.

Lu Jingshan has cancer~

It's going to be big, big and small~

And Lu Jingshan didn't tell him in order to take care of her husband's emotions~

Eh, what a wonderful drama to dream back to the millennium.

Then Lu Jingshan also gagged, and Guo Tao grew up with his widow.

nice!

Cry, cry for me!

Finally, let's get on the final big play - Jia Bing!

Jia Bing, who came from afar in the simple Jinghai City, faded his identity as the black boss and staged a love problem for Tian Luoye.

I'm really curious, who proposed the pairing of Jia Bing and Chen Qiaoen?

A Northeast man with a fleshy face, spit when he speaks, and I can smell the sweat stains on his T-shirt across the screen.

One is a screaming old Taiwanese sister, although she is not young, but she is better in proper maintenance, exquisite makeup, and spotless clothing.

The two of them were actually crowded on a sofa, and Jia Bing pressed forward step by step, almost sticking to Chen Qiaoen's face.

I saw him tearing his collar with one hand, while his eyes were evil and provocative:

"I want to have a baby now!"

If this were to come in halfway, the audience would definitely think that Chen Qiaoen was kidnapped by Jia Bing, right?

All bad reviews! Guo Tao is 55 years old and plays a teenager, and Jia Bing's face is full of flesh and flesh after 90, this film is not filmed

However, the plot is that Jia Bing and Chen Qiaoen are a loving couple.

Moreover, in the early introduction of the film, he and Chen Qiaoen are still "sister and brother love"....

Is this a sibling love?

This is beauty and the beast!

OK, when I thought I could challenge this party in addition to physical discomfort, the screenwriter waved his pen and immediately broke my imagination.

Jia Bing not only fascinated Chen Qiaoen, but was also chased backwards by a rich woman.

Her father even assured Jia Bing with a pat on the chest:

"As long as you marry my daughter, my company will give it to you immediately!"

I checked, and the actor of this rich woman is named "Chen Zhuo".

Born in 1990, proper post-90s.

And Jia Bing was born in 80 years, 10 years older than her!

And that's not the end of it.

In order to compete for Jia Bing, a heartthrob, the rich girl did everything she could, did not hesitate to run to Jia Bing's house to force a confession, and took the initiative to give her arms and hugs, so that her wife Chen Qiaoen bumped into her.

Then, under the pretext of deceiving her father, the rich girl and Jia Bing fake marriage to participate in a business activity, and his wife Chen Qiaoen was also there.

Then, the boss didn't know why his brain twitched, and he saw that Chen Qiaoen and the rich girl were fighting for Jia Bing, so he simply let the two ladies compete for the right to cooperate by fighting wine.

In this way, Chen Qiaoen and Chen Zhuo after 90 drank highly alcoholic glass by glass in order to compete for favor of Jia Bing, until someone fell down.......

My mom!!!!!!

What kind of ancient non-mainstream plot is this!

The screenwriter crossed over in 2008, right? Is it Zhang Han's "East Eighth District" that inspired you!

My real name suspects:

Jia Bing and Guo Tao are bringing capital into the group! Just to experience a winner in love!

In the end, the screenwriter has to show a reversal.

said that Chen Qiaoen had long known Jia Bing's thoughts and secretly helped Jia Bing take down his opponent.

But because he went to the hospital and found that he could not conceive for life, he simply left Jia Bing and took the initiative to fulfill her and the rich girl.

To be honest, when I saw Chen Qiaoen go to the hospital, I was mentally choked.

Four stories, four wives.

A vegetative person, a violent death, a cancer, an inability to have children.

Brother screenwriter, do you think that women have a feud with the hospital? Or do you have a feud with a woman? Why can't they write this story without something wrong?

When I look at this screenwriter, it has a lot to offer.

His works "Wuji", "Thorn Tomb", "The Legend of Sabre Pearl" and "The Legend of Fengsheng".

.......... Disrespectful disrespect.

The whole story is just like written by AI, and the keywords are car accident, cancer, junior, childbirth, pregnancy, divorce, AI, vegetative person, love in the year, big and small, financial crisis, and middle-aged people's lust.

It's quite difficult to think about it, after all, it's 2023, and movies that can gather these elements are rare.

If nothing else, just cry for me at the cinema!

All bad reviews! Guo Tao is 55 years old and plays a teenager, and Jia Bing's face is full of flesh and flesh after 90, this film is not filmed

However, the first two stories were later reversed.

Clara and Zhu Jianran both died in the end, and the positions of Jiang Haowen and Sheng Yijie were reversed, in fact, it was not his wife who was crazy, but Jiang Haowen.

But why is it a good Valentine's Day, the audience should watch such a "love movie".

This is even more cruel than a war movie!

However, fortunately, many people thought the same as me and vented their anger on the movie.

Opening the comment area of "Can You Not Leave Me", I actually saw a long-lost one-star queue, and it should be the most neat, fair, and honorable comment area since I started my career.

I slipped and slipped for half a day.

Not to mention the good reviews, not even two stars.

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How to say, although it was a difficult 91 minutes in the cinema.

But seeing that so many colleagues have suffered the same as me, and it has stimulated unity, everyone has rushed to the comment area to contribute their own stars.

This sense of participation in scolding bad films is still quite interesting.

What the?

Do you want to come too?

Don't, I'm afraid that you have too good an appetite, eat too full, enter the theater, and pour it after vomiting.

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