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After the first blind date, the 00s collapsed

As soon as the New Year is over, someone is busy in the circle of friends

Some people write small essays in the circle of friends, and some people eat, drink and have fun in the circle of friends

But the best thing is:

After the first blind date, the 00s collapsed

The enthusiasm for marriage urging that has accumulated for three years broke out during the Spring Festival this year. Even the post-00s who have just entered the workplace have reached the age of blind date (in the eyes of relatives).

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After the first blind date, the 00s collapsed

Whether it is the Chinese New Year's Eve or the first day of the first lunar month, whether it is eating Chinese New Year's Eve or visiting relatives, as long as the customer's "urging information" appears, overtime people can always hold the computer anytime and anywhere and reply: "Okay, the new version will be given to Kazakhstan immediately." ”

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After the first blind date, the 00s collapsed

Every Spring Festival, "New Year's Taste" always inadvertently empties our wallets; There is also a small group of people who are quietly rolling in, taking advantage of the New Year to make crazy money. From door-to-door cooking and door-to-door manicures to offline stalls and homemade mobile phone cases, they have made a lot of money after giving up their holidays.

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After the first blind date, the 00s collapsed

Every year, the Spring Festival Gala is always the best time for fashionable people to grow new items. From Xiao Shenyang's kilt to Zhang Xiaofei's camel coat, there is always a new dress that can enter the hearts of urban beauty.

No, not long after the Spring Festival Gala ended, Qin Lan's green sweater had already been robbed on a certain treasure.

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After the first blind date, the 00s collapsed

The wind chasers who followed Liu Yifei to Dali regretted it as soon as they set off: the twenty-kilometer journey took two hours; More conspicuous than seagulls on the shore of the Erhai Sea are human heads; Even Shaxi Ancient Town, which has always been sparsely touristed, has been difficult to find food and accommodation.

After a holiday, everyone just wants to sigh that Liu Yifei went to a "windy place", but he went to a "crowded place".

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After the first blind date, the 00s collapsed

What's more exciting than the Spring Festival movie is everyone's chao-scrambling (jia) outside the scene:

Who can win the Spring Festival box office championship between "Manjiang Red" and "The Wandering Earth 2"?

Is "The Deep" worth watching?

How is the story of Nameless?

Harm, but don't be too sincere, after all, these billions of box office will not give us a penny.

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After the first blind date, the 00s collapsed

To say that the saddest person this Spring Festival has to be a player of World of Warcraft.

On the night of the second day of the Lunar New Year, many players logged in to the game for the last time, carefully chose the offline location, and made a belated farewell to their youth.

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After the first blind date, the 00s collapsed

This year's New Year, the coolest time for young people is...

(Spent $200) 60 seconds of Gatling.

As long as you have a Blue Fire Gatling, you are the one standing at the top of the Spring Festival food chain.

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After the first blind date, the 00s collapsed

What made them embark on the road to rework with anticipation? What makes them smile at the end of their vacation?

Without him, because they are all southerners who have been attacked by winter magic without heating and air conditioning in their hometown.

Edited by Echo

Illustration: Pan Yuzhe

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