I sell cute, I endure hardships, I earn aircraft carriers for the country, do you know who the most cattle working boy on the mainland is? This big man's family has 64 expats living overseas, making 3.4 billion yuan a year from 17 countries, and bringing back tens of billions worth of trade turnover, it is the giant panda.
Can you believe it? The highest appearance fee in this Qatar World Cup is not Cristiano Ronaldo, not Messi, but our national treasures Panda Sihai and Jingjing.
It is understood that the two arrived in Qatar by special plane a month ago, starting a 15-year friendly journey, and in exchange for a huge rent of 7 million yuan a year, but do we just look at the money to put down the dishes? Why did Qatar succeed in renting once, but India was rejected 14 times? In fact, what we fancy is Qatar's full sincerity.
First of all, they frantically threw 360 million to build a luxurious palace covering an area of 120,000 square meters for the giant panda, what is the concept of 120,000 square meters? The Forbidden City in Beijing, which has lived in thousands of people, is only 150,000 square meters, and in terms of cost, although it is incomparable with the World Cup City built by 220 billion, it can be called unprecedented.
Seeing this, some friends may not be able to sit still, is there still a shortage of people over there? I could live with bamboo.
Secondly, in order to allow the giant pandas to enjoy the life of the emperor, the travel is all picked up by nanny car, and the environment is adjusted by temperature control system. In the detached villas, there are also tailor-made living rooms, meeting rooms, hot springs and playgrounds.
Think of lions being played as pets here, but our national treasure is lying like a grandpa waiting for people to visit, only to feel a gust of wind blowing, and the smell of beautiful knives and tsundere is all over the face.
But there are also problems that cannot be solved with money, so what to do? The Qataris decided to find a way to turn what can't be used for money into something that can be solved with money.
People take food as the sky, what should the bamboo eaten by giant pandas do? Bamboo can't grow in the desert of Qatar, what do we eat in the four seas and Beijing? Zuo Si also thought that Qatar said that it would be spoiled and eat hometown food, so he waved his hand and arranged a special plane to fly bamboo from Sichuan every week.
So how to solve the language barrier? Our Sihai and Jingjing grew up listening to Sichuan dialect, originally leaving home is enough grievances, what do you do, do you have to learn foreign languages from Baal? Qatar was naturally reluctant to embarrass the giant pandas, and they moved wisely and directly invited the Sichuan breeders who were responsible for taking care of them in China.
Seeing this, some friends may want to ask, are giant pandas precious in the eyes of foreigners? I have to say that they were really born with the aura of the protagonist, and the eye-catching index directly exploded. When the giant panda first came to the United States, it attracted tens of thousands of onlookers, went to Japan to be escorted by fighter jets, Russia in order to relieve the pain of giant pandas, regularly organized neutral performances, the United Kingdom set up an aviation no-fly zone during the giant panda waiting for delivery, for fear of moving the tire gas.
In India, on the other hand, they raise giant pandas in two ways, one is to sit on the bench and watch others raise them, and the other is to dress up their own elephants, crocodiles and other animals as giant pandas.
Of course, our national treasure is not to eat or work, taking the Japanese giant panda Xiangxiang as an example, it has helped them earn back 1.3 billion yuan in five years, which sounds like a win-win situation, but why not rent it to India? Is it bad to sell a shunshui favor?
In fact, not every giant panda can have a smooth ride abroad. Yaya, who lives in the United States, was photographed by netizens as skinny, blackened hair, and often circled around the building, and after the matter fermented, the director stood up to explain that she had a skin disease, but the disease was also a little too serious.
Giant pandas in Germany are even worse, being fed high levels of liquor when interacting with tourists, and eventually dying in other places. Think about the Ganges water, although the Indians are immune to the periodic table, we can't let the giant panda take risks.
At the same time, we are also thinking about India, if they really have the money to repair the venue, it is better to build more hope primary schools. What's more, even if the venue is built and the panda is rented, how many people will go to see it? Not to mention that the risk factor of climbing the train is too high, let's say that this ticket is difficult to lose.