Essay 2666 Zodiac Crooked Poems
Recently by some simple and easy to understand poetry influence, I also wrote a poem on the zodiac, two of which are borrowed from others, I don't know who the author is, the level is still quite high, funny and humorous, can't bear to abandon, I used the word anon instead.
1 Wing Rat
Rats, rats, rats
They all call you rats,
So small,
So old.
Old Yang
2022.9.6
2 Wing Cow
By nature I am kind,
Some people are thinking wildly,
Cowhide and fork
Makes me crazy.
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2022.9.6
3 Wing Tiger
Tiger, tiger, tiger
The name is very powerful,
There are also times when we are in distress,
Bones can make wine.
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4 Aria Rabbit
Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit
Seems very gentle,
The eyes are a little red,
There will also be jealousy.
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5 Wing Lung
The name is so intimidating,
Thought it was very bullish,
Lifting the emperor's suit,
Just a little loach.
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6 Aria Snake
Snakes, snakes, snakes
Born again, take off your clothes,
Be a fighter in the wild,
Catch it in the soup pot.
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7 Wing Ma
Horses, horses, horses
Every day,
Eat more than a donkey,
Pull mill without it.
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8 Wing Sheep
Sheep, sheep, sheep
The name is beautiful,
Nibble on the grass alive,
Dead lamb broth.
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9 Sing monkeys
Monkeys, monkeys, monkeys
The world's first-class,
Dare to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace Courtyard,
Dare to beat the Jade Emperor.
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10 chant chickens
Chickens, chickens, chickens
The sharp mouth cries to the sky,
Red crown to wear on the top of the head,
Feathers make colored clothes.
(Anon.)
11 Sing Dogs
Dogs, dogs, dogs
Status goes up,
Go and look at the gate,
Now a family member.
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12 Singing Pigs
Pigs, pigs, pigs
Head big neck thick,
Can make braised pork
Ribs can also be stewed.
(Anon.)
Looking back at my ten crooked soy sauce bottles, I quickly held on to them, but don't pour them, if you pour them, the soy sauce is spilled on the ground, and I still have to go and beat the soy sauce.
Old Yang
2022.9.6
