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During the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty, Huang Fusan, a rich man in the Weihe River, was worried ❤️ all day, sighing and sighing, and his mouth was always muttering.
It turned out that this Huang Fu Three Family Road was thin, had two daughters and a son, and the two daughters were all married, but the little Huang A Dog stayed at home and did nothing, and what bothered Huang Fu San the most was that his son was still a camel. Seeing that his son was not the way to do this, he asked the neighboring village Xu Matchmaker to tell his son a matchmaker, thinking in his heart that his son had become a relative of his own [high-fives] [high-fives]. Xu Matchmaker Ðμkou agreed to come down, the next day Xu Matchmaker came to Huang A's three homes, when he saw Huang A Dog's demeanor, he immediately had a smile in his heart, but his mouth was still a strong one who said that he must help Huang A Dog find a beautiful and capable woman [kiss] [kiss]. With Xu Moubo's three-inch tongue and professionalism, several people negotiated with the old Liu family in Zhabi Village, and agreed that the two sides would meet alone by the creek outside the shudder forest after three days. Fast forward three days, after breakfast, Huang A Dog dressed up, rode a jujube red horse ð ́, played with a bow in his hand and followed Xu Matchmaker slowly to the creek, Xu Matchmaker pointed to the woman 𦦠who bent down on the ground and pulled onions not far away ®®
Say to Huang A Dog, you see how beautiful that woman is!! The woman smiled at The Yellow Dog and watched the Yellow Dog salivate, and both sides rejoiced and fell in love.
Then the dowry, the gift of geng, the engagement period; Busy d is not happy. The wedding was held as scheduled, and the three hearts of the yellow yellow ð ̧ angry and closed their mouths, and the stone on the heart finally landed.
The bride and groom ð ° ð » entered the cave room, the yellow dog monkey monkey quickly folded the bride's red hijab, and suddenly the two sides were stunned, pointing at each other and scolding in the same voice: You... You...... You...... How to be a (camel. Stalks). This time it was unbelievable, the whole wedding chaos became a honeycomb, the two sides rebuked each other and did not give in, Xu Matchmaker had a bad premonition, and secretly slipped through the back door.
The next day, the two sides came to the county court to beat the drums of the hall with a terrifying sound, and the servant fiercely brought a cadre of people into the hall and knelt in front of the hall, and the county official leisurely stepped into the hall from the side door, and everyone looked up and smiled secretly, it turned out that the county master was also a camel [yaya] [ya ya]! The county grand master was secretly angry and frightened in his heart, and said to the people kneeling in the hall: Why did the bold fanatic beat the drum, and Huang Fusan said: The county official, the big old man, xiaomin, accused Xu Media's wife of not paying attention to professional ethics and deceived each other, causing my son to marry a crappy and enter the door. The county official's mung bean rolled his eyes and shouted loudly: Xu Matchmaker, do you know your guilt? Xu Zhongbo's eyes turned and she cried and said loudly to the county official: The big old man and the people's wife have been wronged! The county magistrate reprimanded: "You d. Isn't it the matchmaker you made? Xu Mediabo admitted: I made a matchmaker, but the two of them met each other and nodded their heads in agreement, Big Lord, you are a Qing official who can be the master of the people's wives, Xu Median said to the county official... Boom...... Boom...... Three heads were struck. The county official pondered a little and said to Huang Fusan in a calm voice, "Why do you blame Xu Matchmaker for having met both men and women?" At this time, the newlywed man and woman who had been kneeling on the ground without a word scolded each other with their noses... (He) she lied to me! The county official shouted loudly: How did you deceive each other, and you didn't really recruit it! The man said to the county official, trembling, "Great... Big...... Big Boss!
When I looked at her two d ¦¶ leaning forward and backward to pull onions in the ground, and squeezing my eyebrows [shy] [shy] I thought it was a beautiful woman; The woman also pointed at the man in disbelief and muttered to the county official: Old... Old...... Grandpa I saw him riding on a horse pulling a bow, quite handsome, I thought I had found Prince Charming ð ¤ ́.
The two-compartment servants quickly covered their mouths and smiled. The county official yelled in shock: "Quiet, quiet! After a moment of silence, the county magistrate shouted at this man. The woman said: This official ordered the two of you to immediately get up and take three steps forward, and the two immediately got up and took three steps forward, and the county official almost couldn't stop laughing when he looked at the appearance of the two people; The county official hunched his back and slowly got up, and slapped the shocked hall wood hard: Retreat! Huang Wei Sanyi was confused when he heard this, and he was busy kowtowing to the county official and saying: Lord, you have not yet been sentenced?
The county official rolled his eyes and said: What judgment, isn't this a pair set up by a thousand creations? Huang A Dog was also anxious, and shouted at the county official: Old... Old...... Grandpa, this can't work! Why not? Do you boy dare to say that this official is confused and unfair? Huang A Dog was frightened to hear the county official's reprimand, but he still had the courage to swallow and spit out a sentence from his mouth: That... That...... How to act at night [shy] [shy] [shy], the county official did not have a good mood to say back: will not be horizontal and horizontal, a stupid ð · · , everyone laughed [ya ya] [ya ya] [ya ya] [ya ya] [ya ya]
