After Li Shuaishuai finished his class in middle school, his mood was double cool for six or two days! There are also more words in the live broadcast room!
First of all, I wondered why potatoes are sensitive words, so I discussed with netizens what should potatoes say after discussing them? Potato? Potato? Sweet potato? Netizens are also brain holes, hahahaha full of screen!
Li Lu also told a story: a county grandfather painted a painting, and he called out to a servant and asked, "How do you see the old man drawing?" ”
Ya Gong looked at it, shook his head, and said, "Lord, this is like a tiger, like a cat." ”
The county master was angry and hit this twenty-day board.
Just after finishing the battle, a yahuan came in the door, and the county master asked again: "Do you look at the paintings made by the old master, do you look like it?" ”
Yahuan hurriedly replied, "Elephant, elephant!" It's a bit like the cat that my wife owned. ”
So Yahuan was also scolded.
The county master asked the master again, "You tell the truth, what is this painting by the old master?" ”
Master said, "Lord, I'm not afraid that you're not happy, you painted this thing, and when it comes to it, sir, you're most afraid." ”
The county master said, "What am I afraid of?" ”
Master said:
"Lord, you are afraid of the emperor!"
"Then what is the emperor afraid of?"
"The emperor is afraid of heaven -- the emperor is also the son of heaven."
"What is God afraid of?"
"Heaven is afraid of clouds - dark clouds cover the sky."
"What is cloud afraid of?"
"Clouds are afraid of the wind – the wind blows and the clouds disperse."
"What is the wind afraid of?"
"The wind is afraid of the wall – the wall can block the wind."
"What is the wall afraid of?"
"Walls are afraid of rats — rats specialize in punching holes in the walls."
"What are rats afraid of?"
"Rats, rats are afraid of this thing you painted, sir!"
The question is, why are rats afraid of cats not afraid of tigers? Tigers are better than cats!
Netizens exploded the pot again: paper tiger, one thing drops one thing...
Speaking of this, I heard that Pan Lu also said it in the live broadcast room today, because he has a watch, so he wore a watch today!
Walking with the wise is really beneficial! This matter is over, we must study hard every day! It is beneficial to open the book, and you must read more books in the future
