This story is a sketch adapted from NBA news, just to amuse everyone, don't spray if you don't like it!
[Nets lost 112:115 to Celtics, swept out by Celtics 4-0, becoming the first playoff team to be swept this year]
Durant: Drew, I haven't figured it out until now... The team has such a strong lineup, we have such a great scoring ability... How did we get swept away?
Owen: How do I know that? I'm still in Ramadan, can't say dirty words, and I'm hungry right now and need to go back to the locker room to get a little energy!
Durant: I said you're in such a bad state, are you hungry?
Mills: No, he wasn't hungry, and the whole series, except for the first game, didn't see him hungry at all!
Durant: Well, Drew, you can go home and fast with confidence... I don't understand, a few years ago we still shouted "Nets championship", this Xiao always does not control it, how can we get out of the first round?
Foster: Little handsome, I've tried my best! I've really tried my best! Blame yourself!
Durant: Yeah, it's a shame we don't have a good organiser to keep me focused on attacking!
Harden: There was once a super organization defender in front of you, you didn't cherish it, gave him to the Emperor... alas! I would have had my heart set on the bright moon, and the bright moon forced me into Philadelphia!
Owen: Old Du, what you said... When I won the championship in 16 years, I was the cavaliers' home guard! The main thing is that we don't have the archer group of the original knights! Playing in the playoffs that year, the whole team scored three games of 20+ three-pointers!
Sesculi: Drew, I belong to the Curry family, and although I am not as good as my brother, I have also been a child!
Mills: Well, who doesn't know I'm a notorious shooter? Unfortunately, they both have a martial art in the air, and no one has delivered cannonballs!
Durant: Drew, I don't think it's a shooter's problem, or we don't have rebounding guarantees! The players are not strong enough, a Sima Gang we can't clean up...
Drummond: I'm the rebounding king, Nth!
Griffin: Du, when I clipped Gasol, you were still rolling in the Thunder!
Durant:...... Alas, so why? Three years... I put up with it for three years, just to wait for an opportunity, not to prove how great I am, but to tell others that I deserve FMVP! Alas, God forbid me...
Nash: Little marshal, put out the fire, next year the Western Emperor comes out, we still have a chance!
SIMMONS: No, no, no, don't dare wait for me, I reckon it will... Back pain!