Hello everyone, I'm Mommy
Thank God
The holidays are finally over!
I didn't know until after I had a baby
This holiday, ah, there is also enough day
After all, when there is no baby
Couldn't have imagined it
Holidays are for women who have given birth to babies
What exactly does it mean!
Last year, my son told me with practical actions
A tube of toothpaste can squeeze from the bathroom to our doorstep
This year, he said to me with a hippie smile:
"Mommy Mommy, our family has a roll of toilet paper."
Can I mummify my dad! ”
In previous years, when he was so noisy
I wanted to stuff him back into my stomach
But this year I've changed
He was angry with his baby and could only be angry with his body
And he doesn't feel like he's wrong yet
Instead of trying to defeat the innocence of human cubs
It's better to change your mindset
Feel their "innocence"
This can really find a lot of happiness
During this year's Spring Festival
All kinds of gods and goddesses show their miraculous powers
Someone wished Grandpa a happy growth
Sit on Grandpa's old naughty boy identity
Some people bless the eldest mother-in-law to grow older and older
The eldest mother-in-law was so happy that she almost cried out loud when she heard this
There are also people who wish Grandpa the early birth of a noble son
It caused a room full of people to laugh
Only Grandpa nodded in relief
Grandpa's heart: Good boy, count you look up to me
This is to send blessings to Grandpa
I think it is clear that it is a problem for his old man
There are more gods, first wish parents a good New Year
Mom and Dad then asked:
"Are there any other blessings?"
Specifically for Mom and Dad? ”
Shenwa thought for a moment and said:
"Wish Mom a new husband in the New Year!
Wish Dad a happy new year! ”
Compared to the "strange" blessing
Take the baby back to her hometown for the New Year
The most feared thing is wa's mouth
Afraid they'll eat the wrong thing
More afraid of their nonsense
Relatives asked: Do you want a little brother or a little sister?
Baby: No.
The relative then asked: Who do you want?
Baby: Little Mom.
Relative: Then you have to make your dad work hard.
Eva: Well, effort!
Mom: So I'm leaving?
Children are not only "righteous and exterminating relatives"
If you are in a hurry, you can also "destroy yourself in righteousness"
The neighbor's 8-year-old boy came to visit the New Year
After seeing my beautiful cousin at 26 years old
The following dialog occurs:
Boy: Sister, do you have a boyfriend?
Cousin: I haven't yet.
Boy: Let me introduce my brother to you!
Cousin: Hahaha thank you, but I like the only child.
Boy: It's okay sister, I can die.
When my cousin heard this, she was dumbfounded
During the Chinese New Year
If you don't open the door on your mouth, you can forget it
After all, fairy tales are unscrupulous
But their behavior has also become arrogant
Even crazy...
When you go out to play
Or be quiet
Someone else jumped up and slumped him
Or move like a rabbit
Shake more than anyone else
Or an accidental rollover
Everyone else is a dog eating
Only he rolled over in the sky
Or...
Enjoy being punched in the mouth???
I really don't understand this wave of operations
At home, the baby will not be idle
"The child is quiet, must be a demon", this goes without saying
In fact, if the baby does not make a demon
Even if they were dancing at home with Ultraman in their arms
Or cover your face with a washbasin
Play hide-and-seek with yourself
As long as you don't toss people
Mom and Dad thought it was funny
It's just that the baby still has some operations
It's puzzling
For example —
After smelling the socks, first intoxicated and then vomited
What does this mean?
Could this be the legendary "laughing yue"?
After washing your feet, you have to jump out
As a result, I poured myself a face of footwash water
Is it to save face wash?
And the baby
You have to be handsome in the mirror
As a result, the car directly rolled over and fell
Strangely enough
Before posing
He obviously glanced at the void "wall"
But he leaned up without hesitation
I don't know if this kid is accurate
Or do you think this is the "Emperor's New Wall"
Wait for the baby to be tired of playing
It's time to write homework and learn
They still don't stop...
Also
I don't like to write homework
Not to mention the New Year's holiday season
So some babies choose another way of learning:
Put the knowledge directly into your head
Whether this trick is useful in the end
No one knows
But what I do know is
If this cleverness is used in learning
That designation is not bad
Bring a baby during the Spring Festival
The crash is real, but the joy is even more so
Look at the world from another angle, and you will find more beauty
Change your mindset to take the baby, you will have infinite happiness
After all, human cubs have a limited cute period
This
Presumably, parents who have already started tutoring homework
Got it all
Light up "Watching"
New year
I hope the babies continue to grow happily
Add less blockage to the old mother!