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Three more births will be cut off! On the last day of the holiday, the circle of friends of a 35-year-old mother was on fire

Hello everyone, I'm Mommy

Thank God

The holidays are finally over!

I didn't know until after I had a baby

This holiday, ah, there is also enough day

After all, when there is no baby

Couldn't have imagined it

Holidays are for women who have given birth to babies

What exactly does it mean!

Last year, my son told me with practical actions

A tube of toothpaste can squeeze from the bathroom to our doorstep

This year, he said to me with a hippie smile:

"Mommy Mommy, our family has a roll of toilet paper."

Can I mummify my dad! ”

In previous years, when he was so noisy

I wanted to stuff him back into my stomach

But this year I've changed

He was angry with his baby and could only be angry with his body

And he doesn't feel like he's wrong yet

Three more births will be cut off! On the last day of the holiday, the circle of friends of a 35-year-old mother was on fire

Instead of trying to defeat the innocence of human cubs

It's better to change your mindset

Feel their "innocence"

This can really find a lot of happiness

Three more births will be cut off! On the last day of the holiday, the circle of friends of a 35-year-old mother was on fire

During this year's Spring Festival

All kinds of gods and goddesses show their miraculous powers

Someone wished Grandpa a happy growth

Sit on Grandpa's old naughty boy identity

Some people bless the eldest mother-in-law to grow older and older

The eldest mother-in-law was so happy that she almost cried out loud when she heard this

Three more births will be cut off! On the last day of the holiday, the circle of friends of a 35-year-old mother was on fire

There are also people who wish Grandpa the early birth of a noble son

It caused a room full of people to laugh

Only Grandpa nodded in relief

Three more births will be cut off! On the last day of the holiday, the circle of friends of a 35-year-old mother was on fire

Grandpa's heart: Good boy, count you look up to me

This is to send blessings to Grandpa

I think it is clear that it is a problem for his old man

There are more gods, first wish parents a good New Year

Mom and Dad then asked:

"Are there any other blessings?"

Specifically for Mom and Dad? ”

Shenwa thought for a moment and said:

"Wish Mom a new husband in the New Year!

Wish Dad a happy new year! ”

Three more births will be cut off! On the last day of the holiday, the circle of friends of a 35-year-old mother was on fire

Compared to the "strange" blessing

Take the baby back to her hometown for the New Year

The most feared thing is wa's mouth

Afraid they'll eat the wrong thing

More afraid of their nonsense

Relatives asked: Do you want a little brother or a little sister?

Baby: No.

The relative then asked: Who do you want?

Baby: Little Mom.

Relative: Then you have to make your dad work hard.

Eva: Well, effort!

Mom: So I'm leaving?

Three more births will be cut off! On the last day of the holiday, the circle of friends of a 35-year-old mother was on fire

Children are not only "righteous and exterminating relatives"

If you are in a hurry, you can also "destroy yourself in righteousness"

The neighbor's 8-year-old boy came to visit the New Year

After seeing my beautiful cousin at 26 years old

The following dialog occurs:

Boy: Sister, do you have a boyfriend?

Cousin: I haven't yet.

Boy: Let me introduce my brother to you!

Cousin: Hahaha thank you, but I like the only child.

Boy: It's okay sister, I can die.

When my cousin heard this, she was dumbfounded

Three more births will be cut off! On the last day of the holiday, the circle of friends of a 35-year-old mother was on fire

During the Chinese New Year

If you don't open the door on your mouth, you can forget it

After all, fairy tales are unscrupulous

But their behavior has also become arrogant

Even crazy...

When you go out to play

Or be quiet

Someone else jumped up and slumped him

Three more births will be cut off! On the last day of the holiday, the circle of friends of a 35-year-old mother was on fire

Or move like a rabbit

Shake more than anyone else

Three more births will be cut off! On the last day of the holiday, the circle of friends of a 35-year-old mother was on fire

Or an accidental rollover

Three more births will be cut off! On the last day of the holiday, the circle of friends of a 35-year-old mother was on fire

Everyone else is a dog eating

Only he rolled over in the sky

Or...

Enjoy being punched in the mouth???

Three more births will be cut off! On the last day of the holiday, the circle of friends of a 35-year-old mother was on fire

I really don't understand this wave of operations

At home, the baby will not be idle

"The child is quiet, must be a demon", this goes without saying

In fact, if the baby does not make a demon

Even if they were dancing at home with Ultraman in their arms

Three more births will be cut off! On the last day of the holiday, the circle of friends of a 35-year-old mother was on fire

Or cover your face with a washbasin

Play hide-and-seek with yourself

Three more births will be cut off! On the last day of the holiday, the circle of friends of a 35-year-old mother was on fire

As long as you don't toss people

Mom and Dad thought it was funny

It's just that the baby still has some operations

It's puzzling

For example —

After smelling the socks, first intoxicated and then vomited

Three more births will be cut off! On the last day of the holiday, the circle of friends of a 35-year-old mother was on fire

What does this mean?

Could this be the legendary "laughing yue"?

After washing your feet, you have to jump out

As a result, I poured myself a face of footwash water

Three more births will be cut off! On the last day of the holiday, the circle of friends of a 35-year-old mother was on fire

Is it to save face wash?

And the baby

You have to be handsome in the mirror

As a result, the car directly rolled over and fell

Three more births will be cut off! On the last day of the holiday, the circle of friends of a 35-year-old mother was on fire

Strangely enough

Before posing

He obviously glanced at the void "wall"

But he leaned up without hesitation

I don't know if this kid is accurate

Or do you think this is the "Emperor's New Wall"

Wait for the baby to be tired of playing

It's time to write homework and learn

They still don't stop...

Three more births will be cut off! On the last day of the holiday, the circle of friends of a 35-year-old mother was on fire

Also

I don't like to write homework

Not to mention the New Year's holiday season

So some babies choose another way of learning:

Put the knowledge directly into your head

Three more births will be cut off! On the last day of the holiday, the circle of friends of a 35-year-old mother was on fire

Whether this trick is useful in the end

No one knows

But what I do know is

If this cleverness is used in learning

That designation is not bad

Three more births will be cut off! On the last day of the holiday, the circle of friends of a 35-year-old mother was on fire

Bring a baby during the Spring Festival

The crash is real, but the joy is even more so

Look at the world from another angle, and you will find more beauty

Change your mindset to take the baby, you will have infinite happiness

After all, human cubs have a limited cute period

This

Presumably, parents who have already started tutoring homework

Got it all

Three more births will be cut off! On the last day of the holiday, the circle of friends of a 35-year-old mother was on fire

Light up "Watching"

New year

I hope the babies continue to grow happily

Add less blockage to the old mother!

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