The school organizes a long-distance running competition, and the first prize is 200 yuan. Bob deliberately wore a pair of pants whose ass was about to open.
At the beginning of the run, the students bent down and plucked their stomachs, Xiaoming bent over, the pants were opened, revealing the red autumn pants, the students laughed and did not have the strength to run, Xiaoming won the first place.
After receiving the 200 yuan reward, Xiaoming calmly took out a pair of pants from his bag and put it on, and the students were stunned. [Punch in the face] [Punch in the face]
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In ancient times, robbery: this road is opened by me, this tree is planted by me, I want to pass by from here, leaving behind to buy road money!
After thousands of years of baptism of civilization, now: 500 meters ahead is a toll station, please slow down! [Crying is silent] [Crying is silent] [Crying is silent]
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Experts say: Not eating breakfast is chronic suicide, staying up late at night is chronic suicide, playing mobile phones for too long is also chronic suicide.
I pondered for a moment: I didn't do anything for 365 days a year, and I committed suicide. [Cover your face] [Cover your face] [Cover your face]
