1. Ask: "Your lover falls into the water, he can't swim, and you will, what will you do when you pass by?" ”
God replied, "Of course immediately go into the water and swim around him."
2. Q: Why are you so dark?
God replied: Yes, I am such a good woman who can't be found with a lantern!
3. Q: What is the difference between going to school and going to work?
God replied: When I was in college before, when I saw my senior sister, I felt that such an old woman had anyone who wanted it. Now that I'm working, I see the female college student who has just been assigned in. I lean on, how can there be such a pink girl.
4. The teacher asks the kindergarten baby: "Baby, why is your hair curly?" ”
God replied, "My mom said that when I was still in her stomach, I accidentally drank boiling water and burned it."
5. Q: Why do you like to take off your shirt when you fight in a group?
God replied: If you take off your pants, the atmosphere is a bit strange.
6. Question: What does it mean that Guanyin Bodhisattva told the Tang monks and disciples to go through 9981 difficulties?
God replied: It means that the ancient immortals were already able to memorize the multiplication technique at that time.
7. Q: Why should a child be born with the same surname as the father?
God replied: Because the money spit out of the ATM belongs to the card inserter!