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I can't laugh anymore! The Chinese son-in-law cooks for the Japanese mother-in-law, but he is not allowed to come again because he uses too much oil

author:Zen Koyuki
I can't laugh anymore! The Chinese son-in-law cooks for the Japanese mother-in-law, but he is not allowed to come again because he uses too much oil

We all know the eating habits of the Japanese, not to mention less salt and less oil, and the amount is also very small, for us, it is really a choke neck to eat, a little unbearable.

The blogger of "Sichuan People in Tokyo" is about to return to China with his Japanese girlfriend to get married, and his girlfriend knows that she will leave her mother immediately, so she plans to live at her mother-in-law's house for a few days with her blogger to accompany her mother.

I can't laugh anymore! The Chinese son-in-law cooks for the Japanese mother-in-law, but he is not allowed to come again because he uses too much oil

In order to welcome the arrival of her quasi-Chinese son-in-law, the Japanese mother-in-law was ready to cook a few Japanese dishes with one hand, but she didn't think about it, and the blogger exclaimed that there was no oil at all, and she really couldn't stand it.

First of all, my girlfriend took three boxes of tofu from the refrigerator, each box looked like a few taels, and my mother-in-law discussed it with my girlfriend, eating three boxes was a bit much, and then decided to eat two boxes for three people.

Then, my girlfriend cut it in two, and then divided it into two, and each person divided it into four small pieces of tofu, put some stirred natto on top, then put some sawdust, and then drop a few drops of soy sauce, and the dish was so simple and clear.

I can't laugh anymore! The Chinese son-in-law cooks for the Japanese mother-in-law, but he is not allowed to come again because he uses too much oil
I can't laugh anymore! The Chinese son-in-law cooks for the Japanese mother-in-law, but he is not allowed to come again because he uses too much oil

Secondly, take out a handful of spinach, count it to five, put it in a pot, blanch the water, cut off the roots, one person divided one-fifth, and the rest was packed in a plastic box, put it in the refrigerator, and keep it for next time.

Sprinkle some soy sauce on top of the spinach and add some white sesame seeds to complete the second course.

I can't laugh anymore! The Chinese son-in-law cooks for the Japanese mother-in-law, but he is not allowed to come again because he uses too much oil

Then the mother-in-law took out half of the cabbage from the refrigerator (it seems to be what we call cabbage), and the blogger thought that this dish should be fried in oil, after all, the first two dishes were not only small, but also cold dishes.

Just when the blogger thought that this dish was a Chinese dish prepared for him, a move by his mother-in-law made his heart half cold.

It turned out that the Japanese mother-in-law took out this half cabbage, peeled a few slices down, and wrapped the rest in plastic wrap and put it in the refrigerator to freeze, which is said to keep it fresh for at least half a month.

As for whether this dish is stir-fried or not? The mother-in-law tore a few pieces of vegetables peeled off into small leaves, and sprinkled them in a small bowl with a little salt and a little kelp, and it was done.

I can't laugh anymore! The Chinese son-in-law cooks for the Japanese mother-in-law, but he is not allowed to come again because he uses too much oil

Seeing the mother-in-law's approach, the blogger was also helpless. I remember the sketch of Teacher Song Dandan, putting the elephant in the refrigerator in a few steps, answer: three steps. This dish is also made in three steps.

Seeing the three cold dishes on the table, the blogger was a little "disappointed" and said to his girlfriend: Can't you eat these dishes?

His girlfriend's words rekindled his expectations for tonight's meal, and his girlfriend said: There is a hard dish in the back, which is the staple food.

The blogger once again provoked the expectation of dinner, only to see the mother-in-law pick up a handful of noodles and put them in the hot water in the pot, and the blogger thought that he could eat hot noodles now.

Unexpectedly, the mother-in-law cooked the noodles in the pot and scooped them up, put them in a basin of cold water, filtered the water dry, put them in the props of the noodles, sprinkled some ingredients, and put them on the dining table.

I can't laugh anymore! The Chinese son-in-law cooks for the Japanese mother-in-law, but he is not allowed to come again because he uses too much oil

The blogger looked at it, and the dinner specially prepared for him by his mother-in-law was not only cold, but also not a drop of oil, and he shook his head.

During the meal, my girlfriend asked if it was delicious? The sound of the blogger eating the noodles looks delicious, and then, in front of his Japanese girlfriend, he gives a thumbs up.

Unexpectedly, netizens in the comment area asked him, don't you have a painful conscience?

I can't laugh anymore! The Chinese son-in-law cooks for the Japanese mother-in-law, but he is not allowed to come again because he uses too much oil

Looking at the blogger's smiling expression, he must have said something against his will.

The blogger said that he had lost five pounds in two days. It seems that Japanese food is the best choice on the road to weight loss.

For that dinner, the blogger probably didn't understand it in his heart, after all, it was his mother-in-law, so it was hard to say anything? But what he doesn't understand is that there is no oil at all, why is he still wearing an apron?

I can't laugh anymore! The Chinese son-in-law cooks for the Japanese mother-in-law, but he is not allowed to come again because he uses too much oil

Some netizens replied to the blogger:

The blogger lived in his mother-in-law's house for a few days, in order to behave well, he cooked a few meals, fried a few dishes, fried chicken gizzard with shallots, and tofu and meat foam, etc., fried and fried, I wanted my mother-in-law and girlfriend to taste domestic food, but I never thought that my mother-in-law asked him not to come in the future.

The reason is that the mother-in-law found that her own oil was used up by the blogger, she said:

I can't laugh anymore! The Chinese son-in-law cooks for the Japanese mother-in-law, but he is not allowed to come again because he uses too much oil

Netizens ridiculed: Remember to go to your mother-in-law's house to cook in the future, and you must bring oil.

It seems to be a joke, but this time it can also make the mother-in-law depressed for a few days, this son-in-law is too "loser", the price of goods in Japan is already very high, and her financial plan for this month has been disrupted, and she is laughing to death.

However, this mother-in-law is too unreasonable, a good son-in-law is equivalent to a son, so it will not be too much oil to throw it out, it can be seen that this mother-in-law is impersonal.

I can't laugh anymore! The Chinese son-in-law cooks for the Japanese mother-in-law, but he is not allowed to come again because he uses too much oil

In fact, it is the difference in the living and eating habits of the two countries, which leads to misunderstandings.

As netizens said, either you don't cook, or you don't bring oil, do you think it's okay?

Material source: "Sichuan People in Tokyo" invaded and deleted!

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